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Morning Head Hair Cap

$10.99

Fix that unruly disaster in the morning you call hair in just seconds with the morning head hair cap. This revolutionary hair cap will give you that “just showered” hair style, without having to dunk your head under a sink. Ask someone to give you morning head today!

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Cures Bed Head in Seconds! Perfect for night showerers, helmet hair, hat hair and nap hair.

DIY Studio Cabin Kit

$15,900.00

Enjoy your backyard to the fullest by building your own little hangout spot using this DIY studio cabin kit. With just a bit of hard work, you’ll be able to construct a cozy little garden house complete with a small closed off room along with a roofed outdoor patio.

Extreme Chores Video Game

$5.99

Prepare your children for the soul-crushing responsibilities of adulthood with this Extreme Chores motion controlled video game! Your little gamers will learn the finer points of how to perform the monotonous tasks they will be saddled with for the rest of their lives.

NERF Zombie Strike Nailbiter Blaster

$57.75

Keep the enemies at bay during your next glorious NERF battle by arming yourself with the NERF Zombie Strike Nailbiter blaster. Simply load the slim 8-dart vertical clip, aim, and pull the trigger to quickly unleash a flurry of darts on the enemy.

Lawn Zombie Decoration

$114.39

Zombify your lawn and disturb all your pesky neighbors with this lawn zombie decoration. Perfect for Halloween, the decoration will make it look like a hungry zombie is rising from his grave and making his way to the surface world to feast on some delicious braainnssss.

Dick Match Party Game

$20.00

Get your bachelorette party started off on the right note with a rousing game of Dick Match! This thrilling party game works like a NSFW version of the memory matching game – where players match up beautifully illustrated peens that appear on each cardboard tile.

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True Reflection Mirror

$250.00

As strange as it sounds, we will never be able to see our actual reflection, unless we’re in possession of the true reflection mirror. The only kind in the word, the mirror shows things as they actually are without reversing the left and right sides.

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Japanese Floor Mat

$179.87

Instantly transform any spot in your home into a comfy bed with this massive Japanese floor mat. Available in a plethora of color options, this 100% cotton mat comes with a very cushy memory foam filling for utmost comfort.

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AuAg 55″ Gaming Computer Desk

$123.99

Level up your setup with the AuAg 55″ gaming computer desk. Designed specifically with gamers in mind, it features a large 55.1″ x 26″ gaming surface, comes with a headphone and speaker hook, an integrated cup holder, an electric socket box, and even leveling feet.

Facial Hair Growth Supplement

$56.99

Easily transform your patchy prepubescent stubble into a mane of manliness by taking this facial hair growth supplement. The supplement features an all-natural proprietary formula that provides fast acting hair growth – making it perfect for lumbersexuals.

Buzzing Pain Blocker

$99.99

Take some of the sting out of getting a shot with the buzzing pain blocker. This ingenious device – invented by a physician and pain researcher – uses a specialized and pain free method to confuse the nerves and trick the brain into not feeling sharp pain.

Samsung Curved 49-Inch Gaming Monitor

$899.99

It only takes a few minutes in front of the Samsung CHG90 curved 49-inch gaming monitor to never want to leave your room again. This ultra wide QLED monitor features a 3,840 x 1,080 resolution along with an impressive 32:9 aspect ratio.

Needle Blade Meat Tenderizer

$15.99

Ensure your main course is as savory, soft, and juicy as ever by prepping it with this needle blade meat tenderizer. This 48-blade tenderizer forms tiny channels within the meat in order to break down the connective tissues which make meat tough and chewy.