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Morning Head Hair Cap

$10.99

Fix that unruly disaster in the morning you call hair in just seconds with the morning head hair cap. This revolutionary hair cap will give you that “just showered” hair style, without having to dunk your head under a sink. Ask someone to give you morning head today!

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Cures Bed Head in Seconds! Perfect for night showerers, helmet hair, hat hair and nap hair.

DIY Vegetable Garden Kit

$199.00

Keep your flourishing crops safe from weeds and pesky critters by planting them inside this DIY vegetable garden kit. The garden keeps your veggies elevated and comes with a steel wire gate and surrounding walls to ensure hungry animals don’t devour your crops.

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Nirvanson Shirt

$9.60

Show what a hardcore music fan you really are by strutting your stuff in this Nirvanson shirt. The shirt depicts a black and white image of the seminal ’90s grunge trio along with their name, making it an excellent addition to any rocker’s wardrobe.

Destruct Hard Drive Data Eraser

$28.99

Ensure your data is permanently wiped off with the Destruct hard drive data eraser. Compatible with all Windows OS, this military-grade device will ensure your data is gone for good – just plug it into a USB port, boot up your PC, and select the hard disc you want to erase.

The Subtle Art Of Not Giving A Fuck

$13.99

Get on the path to a better life by learning how to face your fears and faults with The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck. Through profane yet entertaining stories filled with ruthless humor, this captivating read will help you get to know your limitations and how to accept them.

World’s Mattest & Flattest Black Paint

$29.99

The world’s mattest and flattest black paint is so dark it’ll turn virtually any item into a jet-black object with just a single coat. This ultra-black acrylic paint reflects absolutely no light and features a surprisingly pleasant cherry-like aroma.

Nicolas Cage Rainbow Pillow

$7.99

Go to bed with Hollywood royalty on a nightly basis by snuggling up with this Nicolas Cage rainbow pillow. Nick’s steely blue eyes will lull you into a deep and peaceful sleep that will relax your mind, body, and soul and leave you feeling rejuvenated upon waking.

true reflection mirror

True Reflection Mirror

$216.81

As strange as it sounds, we will never be able to see our actual reflection, unless we’re in possession of the true reflection mirror. The only kind in the word, the mirror shows things as they actually are without reversing the left and right sides.

Giant Bag Of Marshmallows

$41.99

The giant bag of marshmallows. When you absolutely, positively got to rot every healthy tooth in your mouth, accept no substitutes. This enormous bag gives you eight pounds of sugar, corn syrup, and other processed ingredients to make your heart smile and your teeth decay.

Shipping Container Home

$33,500.00

You can now buy a home on Amazon! These extremely affordable pre-fabricated shipping container homes offer all the comforts of a stationary home like running water, a fully functional bathroom, bedroom, kitchenette, and a cozy living room.

26 Pound Gummy Worm Python

$149.99

Experience what a sugar coma feels like by taking on this 26 pound gummy worm python. Weighing exactly 26.9 pounds, this edible pet comes in a savory sweet cherry flavor and measures 8 feet long, making ideal it to share with your fellow reptile lovers.

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IKEA POÄNG Lap Desk

$153.78

Get work done while staying superbly comfortable on the IKEA POÄNG lap desk. This practical variation of the classic IKEA chair sports a wooden swivel desk that allows you to remain productive even if you’re not sitting at your office.

Personal Cooling Mist System

$139.00

This personal cooling mist system will ensure you stay nice and fresh during scorching summer days. It features a lightweight and compact design that straps onto your torso to provide you with a refreshing and cooling mist when you need it most.