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Cock Breath Mints

$6.99

After a big meaty meal, nothing will freshen your breath quite like a couple of Cock Breath Mints. These small mints feature a delightful peppermint flavor and come housed in a creative and tastefully designed tin large enough to hold around 165 mints.

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Okay, so you had a weak moment and chowed down on some tasty rooster. Now what? Get yourself together with the power of Cock Breath Mints.

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Candy Charcuterie Tray

$30.00

Skip the meats and cheeses and go straight to the good stuff by snacking on this candy charcuterie tray. This delectable cavity-inducing platter comes filled with enough types of colorful gummy goodies to send you on a sugar high for the ages.

Lightcycle Adjustable Smart Lamp

$799.00

This daylight simulating adjustable smart lamp from Dyson is the ultra versatile lighting fixture that can adapt to a multitude of activities. Whether you need to work or just want to relax, you’ll be able to set it to 1 of 3 lighting modes plus customize the warmth and intensity.

The Skateboard Surf Adapter

$59.99

Shred the pavement like it were some bodacious waves by upgrading your deck with the skateboard surf adapter. It’s designed to mount onto any skate deck and allows you to make tighter and smoother turns – just like you would in the ocean.

Russian Roulette Water Balloon

$5.99

Enjoy a game of Russian Roulette with the whole family where nobody has to die – this water balloon version of the deadly roulette game plays with similar rules, only the loser walks away with completely soaked clothing and not a bullet in the head.

The World’s Loudest Whistle

$15.95

Ensure you’re heard – no matter where you are – by blowing on the world’s loudest whistle. This heavy duty whistle outputs an eardrum-shattering 142 decibel ring that’s over 8 times louder than common sports whistles and can be heard from over 2 miles away.

The Snow Skateboard

$195.00

Shred the slopes in the same gnarly way that you tear up the streets by hopping aboard the snow skateboard. The board’s bold design allows you to carve tight turns in all types of conditions while the arched grooves provide unsurpassed control and a surf-like feel.

The Pimple Vacuum

$25.99

Keeping your face blemish-free is easier than ever with the pimple vacuum at your disposal. The vacuum’s suction will gently remove blackheads and dead skin while also helping combat acne, grease, and wrinkles for a more radiant appearance.

Women’s Professional Golf Clubs

$1,623.99

Golf isn’t just for men. If you’re a lady who loves hitting the green, then check out these women’s professional golf clubs. This gorgeous set includes 12 stainless steel and carbon fiber clubs that are suitable for both novice golfers and seasoned players alike.

Roller Coaster Costume

$88.34

Halloween is sure to be a wild ride when you and your closest chums dress up in roller coaster costumes. Once you and a few friends are safely strapped into your costumes, you’ll create the illusion that you’re aboard a thrilling amusement park ride.

Dragon Incense Burner

$34.00

Melt your stress away by creating a soothing environment with this dragon incense burner. After the incense is lit, the smoke backflow gives the illusion that the exceptionally crafted fire breathing dragon has come to life as smoke flows out of its nostrils.

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Octopus Monster Costume

$367.00

This bizarre-looking octopus monster costume will make you a shoo-in to win first prize at any costume contest you take part in. This Lovecraftian getup is handmade and will fit you great whether you are a man or a woman.

Transforming Bumblebee Costume

$48.52

Turn your kid into his favorite Autobot with this amazing transforming Bumblebee costume. This officially licensed three-in-one costume is designed in a way that will allow your little trick-or-treater to actually transform in front of your very eyes.