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Cock Breath Mints
$6.99
After a big meaty meal, nothing will freshen your breath quite like a couple of Cock Breath Mints. These small mints feature a delightful peppermint flavor and come housed in a creative and tastefully designed tin large enough to hold around 165 mints.
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Okay, so you had a weak moment and chowed down on some tasty rooster. Now what? Get yourself together with the power of Cock Breath Mints.
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