Mini Cart

Cock Breath Mints

$6.99

After a big meaty meal, nothing will freshen your breath quite like a couple of Cock Breath Mints. These small mints feature a delightful peppermint flavor and come housed in a creative and tastefully designed tin large enough to hold around 165 mints.

CHECK IT OUT

Description

Okay, so you had a weak moment and chowed down on some tasty rooster. Now what? Get yourself together with the power of Cock Breath Mints.

Futuristic Oversize Visor Sunglasses

$17.99

Wow onlookers with your bold and futuristic style by shielding your eyes – and half of your face – with these oversize visor sunglasses. These eye-catching shades are available in a series of vibrantly colored lenses guaranteed to turn heads wherever you go.

Nite Ize Waterproof Wallet

$24.99

When you venture into the great outdoors, the only way to ensure your valuables remain dry is to stick them inside the Nite Ize waterproof wallet. It boasts a rugged dust and waterproof zipper and is large enough to easily fit IDs, credit cards, keys, and other small essentials.

Rumpl Beer Blanket

$10.00

Ensure your icy cold brew remains just that way until the last drop by placing it inside the Rumpl beer blanket. This stain-proof insulated blanket helps your brew stay fresh while keeping your hands warm and dry and it can also be packed down for easy storage.

Hair Growing Helmet

$699.99

Toss out that bottle of Rogaine, because Science™ and lasers have teamed up to create an infallible technique to re-grow your hair and stop balding at the source! Just put the hair growing helmet on, don’t ask questions, and let the lasers take care of the rest.

110dB Lung-Powered Signal Horn

$17.41

If you really want to make some noise, get your hands on this 110db lung-powered signal horn. This brightly colored orange horn will let you emit an eardrum-shattering 110 decibel sound without the need for any CO2, Freon, or batteries

Nomatic Travel Bag

$289.99

Who says a carry-on can’t hold all your stuff? The Nomatic travel bag features a brilliant functional compartmentalized design that allows you to pack up to 7 days worth of clothes, toiletries, and accessories inside a truly compact package.

Faux Sky Light Diffusers

$44.97

Escape the dull and monotonous glow of your office’s fluorescent lights with the faux sky light diffusers. These cheerful panels display pleasant images of mother nature at her best. Instead of a sterile yellow glow, you’ll be able to gaze up and enjoy a perfect summer sky.

Mosquito Bite Relief Device

$9.99

Get instant alleviation from annoying bites with this mosquito bite relief device. This handy kid-friendly device requires no batteries and relies on small shocks to quickly target the bite and minimize inflammation without the use of any chemicals or needles.

The Personal Foot Massager

$201.56

Send your poor and overworked feet on a mini vacation by treating them to a luxury massage with the personal foot massager. It delivers an ultra relaxing air compression heated shiatsu massage that will work out all the kinks and pains in your tired feet.

World’s Largest Party Cups

$19.99

The King of all party cups is here! Become the life of the party with the original GoBig Giant Red Party Cup by GoPong. At a whopping size that is 6x bigger than a standard party cup, this cup can supersize classics like Flip Cup or Beer Pong. GoBig!

Judgmental Maps

$16.78

Before venturing to your next vacation spot, you may want to peruse through Judgmental Maps. This brutally honest, politically incorrect, and hilarious read highlights unique regional quirks in various US cities and states, for your knowledge and pure enjoyment.

Beer Slushie Machine

$84.97

Make your already frosty brew even more refreshing by topping it off using the beer slushie machine. An ideal purchase for the beer enthusiast who has everything, the machine complements your beer with a flavorful layer of thick and creamy frosting of booze.