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Stinky Ass Scented Hand Sanitizer

$14.99

Ensure your victims never see it coming by pranking them with this Stinky Ass scented hand sanitizer. This 100% real hand sanitizer looks completely normal, until you put it on. Instead of a pleasant scent, it leaves behind a putrid stench that smells like straight up ass.

Family Blankeez

$7.50

Wrap Your Real Gift in a Prank Funny Gag Joke Gift Box. These prank gift boxes are both clever and humorous. The Blankeez Prank Pack is a joke gift box for disguising your gift! Have fun and surprise the whole famile on Xmas.

World Champion Dick Trophy

$8.00

Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.

Wearable Smart Shocking Alarm Clock

$129.99

This wearable smart shocking alarm clock isn’t your typical alarm clock. To ensure you don’t oversleep, this sleek little watch delivers a small electric shock that will get you up and at ’em while also acting as a trainer to help your brain learn to wake up before it gets zapped.

The World’s Hottest Gummy Bear

$12.95

Set your insides on fire while satisfying your sweet tooth with the word’s hottest gummy bear. Affectionately named Lil’ Nitro, this ridiculously spicy gummy comes in a 9 million Scoville units – making it 900 times hotter than a jalapeño.

Muppet Head Motorcyle Helmet Cover

$29.99

Look like the ragtag and badass leader of a Muppet bike gang by outfitting your helmet with this hilarious Muppet head cover. This furry and whimsical helmet cover simply slips over your helmet and is available in a variety of wacky Muppet styles.

Mix & Match Profanity Generator

$9.49

Ensure you always have the perfect insult for any occasion by keeping this mix and match profanity generator handy. When standard insults just won’t do, this book will provide you with endless alternatives like “fart gobbler”, “meat wipe”, and “crap wad”.

Creepy Peeping Tom Prank Toy

$42.00

Teach your children about stranger danger in the most cruel and unforgivable way possible with the creepy peeping Tom prank toy. Simply place Mr. Tom at the lowest point of your kid’s window and watch as they spend the rest of their lives forever traumatized.

Annoying Sound Torture Devices

$85.00

Spice up your dull workweek by declaring an all-out prank war at the workplace using these annoying sound torture devices. They’re small enough to hide inside or under any desk and emit impossibly annoying sounds that’ll drive your coworkers crazy for hours on end.

Prank Fake Bird Poop

$10.00

Ruin your buddy’s day and freak him out like only a best bud can by covering his car with this prank fake bird poop. This realistic looking bird poop won’t damage or stain car paint or fabrics and will easily wash off with some water.

Donald Trump Pen Holder

$19.97

Give the Orange Sphincter a piece of your mind by lodging your pen firmly up this Donald Trump pen holder’s bum. This pen holder/paperweight comes dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie while sporting his “Make America Great Again” cap.

Floating Crocodile Pool Toy

$55.99

Give your pool an exotic ambiance by letting this floating crocodile pool toy loose in the water. This fearsome looking croc measures 30-inches long, is made from weather-proof polystyrene, and features intricate life-like detailing that will surely scare unwanted animals away.