Ensure your victims never see it coming by pranking them with this Stinky Ass scented hand sanitizer. This 100% real hand sanitizer looks completely normal, until you put it on. Instead of a pleasant scent, it leaves behind a putrid stench that smells like straight up ass.
Looks real because it is REAL. This is a real hand sanitizer, but it doesn’t smell like flowers. IT SMELLS LIKE ASS. Unsuspecting Label.
Easily transform your patchy prepubescent stubble into a mane of manliness by taking this facial hair growth supplement. The supplement features an all-natural proprietary formula that provides fast acting hair growth – making it perfect for lumbersexuals.
Put your luck to the test by playing a few rounds of the Fluffy Cream Smacktastic game. In this wildly fun family-friendly game players take turns rolling the dice and cranking the whipped cream-loaded spatula to see if they get smacked with all that fluffy goodness.
Wearing luxurious gowns is all good and fun until it’s time for a dreaded bathroom break. Luckily, the Bridal Buddy is here to save the day! This ingenious accessory makes it possible to easily lift up your entire gown so that your next potty experience easier than ever.
This artisan forged steel Thai moon knife is unlike any other piece in your knife block. It’s hand crafted in Thailand by skilled artisans from carbon steel which holds a sharp edge better than stainless steel and comes in a stylish bamboo case.
Instantly illuminate the darkest of places using this 1200 lumen rover mobile task light. It features a lightweight ultra portable design, a sturdy steel exoskeleton, four lighting modes, and can pivot almost 180 degrees so that you can easily adjust it.
Cultivate a serene environment in any part of your hectic home by growing your own bonsai red maple tree. With this starter kit you’ll be able to relax yourself while taking part in the ancient tradition of planting and maintaining your very own miniature tree.
Get the toned booty of your dreams without wasting countless hours at the gym with this buttocks lifting hip workout machine. The unique U-shape goes over the buttocks to provide electrical stimulation that will tighten and firm your hips and butt.
Unstable Unicorns is the extremely entertaining card game that will destroy your friendships – but in a good way. This strategic card game combines unicorns and destruction in a race to see who can assemble an army of deadly unicorns to obliterate opposing players.
Hate those people that always say they want “nothing” for their birthday? Now you can make their wishes come true by getting them the “You Said You Wanted Nothing” gift box. Every box comes with an infinite supply of ‘nothing’ that’s sure to please!