Ensure your victims never see it coming by pranking them with this Stinky Ass scented hand sanitizer. This 100% real hand sanitizer looks completely normal, until you put it on. Instead of a pleasant scent, it leaves behind a putrid stench that smells like straight up ass.
Looks real because it is REAL. This is a real hand sanitizer, but it doesn’t smell like flowers. IT SMELLS LIKE ASS. Unsuspecting Label.
Protect your eardrums with utmost style and comfort using the Loop high fidelity donut earplugs. They feature an ergonomic shape that sits perfectly in your ear to block out excess noise so that you can clearly hear music and speech at lower levels.
Prepare your children for the soul-crushing responsibilities of adulthood with this Extreme Chores motion controlled video game! Your little gamers will learn the finer points of how to perform the monotonous tasks they will be saddled with for the rest of their lives.
Get your infant ahead of the curve from day one with Calculus for Infants. This amusing booklet will teach your child the introductory lessons of calculus – giving them a noticeable advantage that will easily last throughout their pre-kindergarten academic career.
The wine bottle puzzle makes the ideal gift for the boozy puzzle enthusiast in your life. This beautifully constructed medium difficulty puzzle consists of 2 wooden pieces and a locking device that prevents the bottle from being opened until the puzzle is solved.
Harnessing the power of the sun is easier than ever with these Goal Zero solar panels. Crafted from strong tempered glass, these monocrystalline solar panels are lightweight, weatherproof, and come with a handy kickstand so that you can place them at the ideal angle.
Make your next lovemaking session more pleasurable than ever with some Uberlube luxury lubricant. This high-end lubricant is specially designed to transfer sensation while reducing friction and will leave the skin feeling soft and moisturized instead of wet and sticky.
Keep your skin looking radiant by equipping your shower with this vitamin C filter. This filter infuses your shower water with a dose of vitamin C to help neutralize the water’s chlorine content and improve the condition of your skin and the texture of your lovely locks.