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Stinky Ass Scented Hand Sanitizer
$12.99
Ensure your victims never see it coming by pranking them with this Stinky Ass scented hand sanitizer. This 100% real hand sanitizer looks completely normal, until you put it on. Instead of a pleasant scent, it leaves behind a putrid stench that smells like straight up ass.
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Looks real because it is REAL. This is a real hand sanitizer, but it doesn’t smell like flowers. IT SMELLS LIKE ASS. Unsuspecting Label.
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Beard Christmas Ornaments
$31.12Get into the holiday spirit by decking out your fuzzy panty dropper with these eye-catching beard ornaments. Your beard will look downright fabulous complemented with these bright and festive holiday baubles that come in red, green, silver, and gold.
Coiled Wax Candle
$44.99Light up your home with these coiled wax candles that will burn for 144 hours and will auto-extinguish themselves – making them safer than your traditional candle where you have to worry about blowing them out when you aren’t at home.
Giant Bag Of Marshmallows
$41.99The giant bag of marshmallows. When you absolutely, positively got to rot every healthy tooth in your mouth, accept no substitutes. This enormous bag gives you eight pounds of sugar, corn syrup, and other processed ingredients to make your heart smile and your teeth decay.
The Semi-Automatic Power Screw Driver
$79.00With the semi-automatic power screw driver in your arsenal, you’ll never again have to waste time looking for the right bit. It contains two bit cartridges that are pre-loaded with 12 bits, allowing you to effortlessly switch between them depending on the job.
Wisteria Bonsai Tree Kit
$21.99Create a calming atmosphere in your home by planting your own Wisteria Bonsai tree using this kit. Inside you’ll find everything you will need to grow a gorgeous lilac leaved tree – from the seeds to the potting mix and even a lovely ceramic vase.
Black Dial Stainless Steel Rolex
$13,395.00Become a prime target for every thief and mugger in a five mile radius when you hit the town wearing the black dial stainless steel Rolex. This first rate timepiece features unrivaled craftsmanship and an ageless design that will complement any look.
Refrigerator Lock
$14.95Keep your curious toddlers from opening up the fridge and making a total mess in the kitchen by outfitting your fridge with this refrigerator lock. It features an easy installation that requires no tools and opens up using a small key.
Self-Balancing Electric Unicycle
$1,499.00Move around town more efficiently than ever while reducing your carbon footprint on this self-balancing electric unicycle. This lightweight unicycle can carry up to 280 pounds, hit a top speed of 20 mph, and is controlled simply by shifting your body weight around.
The Star Wars Archives Book
$200.00Learn everything you ever wanted to know about the original trilogy by diving into The Star Wars Archives. Made with the full cooperation of Lucasfilm, it delivers an in-depth look at the making of the original trilogy – complete with concept art, story boards, and more!
The Camping Rocket Stove
$86.49Level up your culinary game at the campsite by preparing your meals on the camping Rocket Stove. In just five short minutes, this heavy-duty accessory quickly goes from a box to a fully functional wood-burning stove top that you can set up virtually anywhere.
Dragon Incense Burner
$30.37Melt your stress away by creating a soothing environment with this dragon incense burner. After the incense is lit, the smoke backflow gives the illusion that the exceptionally crafted fire breathing dragon has come to life as smoke flows out of its nostrils.
Human Skull Fireplace Logs
$57.20Create a warm and inviting atmosphere by setting these human skull fireplace logs ablaze. Each highly detailed human skull shaped log is made from weather resistant materials and is steel reinforced ensuring it won’t get blown away by high winds.
Deep Exfoliation Foot Peel
$25.00Give your crusty feet a new lease on life by making them baby-smooth using this deep exfoliation foot peel. About 5 days after you place the special goo-filled booties on, dead layers of calloused skin will begin to peel off until eventually you’re left with only fresh baby skin.
Performance Grade Foam Dart Blaster
$64.98Hone your aim by arming yourself with the Lightning Bug performance-grade foam dart blaster! Completely 3D-printed in PETG, this custom blaster boasts a series of motors and flywheels that will shoot half-length foam darts at over 140 fps!
Keychain Breathalyzer
$39.99Avoid getting a DUI during a night out on the town by monitoring your buzz with the keychain breathalyzer. It’s small enough to fit comfortably in your pocket and provides accurate readings of your body’s blood alcohol level.