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Stinky Ass Scented Hand Sanitizer

$12.99

Ensure your victims never see it coming by pranking them with this Stinky Ass scented hand sanitizer. This 100% real hand sanitizer looks completely normal, until you put it on. Instead of a pleasant scent, it leaves behind a putrid stench that smells like straight up ass.

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Looks real because it is REAL. This is a real hand sanitizer, but it doesn’t smell like flowers. IT SMELLS LIKE ASS. Unsuspecting Label.

Loop High Fidelity Donut Earplugs

$34.99

Protect your eardrums with utmost style and comfort using the Loop high fidelity donut earplugs. They feature an ergonomic shape that sits perfectly in your ear to block out excess noise so that you can clearly hear music and speech at lower levels.

Extreme Chores Video Game

$5.99

Prepare your children for the soul-crushing responsibilities of adulthood with this Extreme Chores motion controlled video game! Your little gamers will learn the finer points of how to perform the monotonous tasks they will be saddled with for the rest of their lives.

Calculus For Infants

$14.95

Get your infant ahead of the curve from day one with Calculus for Infants. This amusing booklet will teach your child the introductory lessons of calculus – giving them a noticeable advantage that will easily last throughout their pre-kindergarten academic career.

Wine Bottle Puzzle

$27.71

The wine bottle puzzle makes the ideal gift for the boozy puzzle enthusiast in your life. This beautifully constructed medium difficulty puzzle consists of 2 wooden pieces and a locking device that prevents the bottle from being opened until the puzzle is solved.

Goal Zero Solar Panels

$149.95

Harnessing the power of the sun is easier than ever with these Goal Zero solar panels. Crafted from strong tempered glass, these monocrystalline solar panels are lightweight, weatherproof, and come with a handy kickstand so that you can place them at the ideal angle.

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Under The Weather ShieldPod

$49.99

Keep yourself safe from germs when you head out into the world wearing the Under the Weather ShieldPod. This lightweight accessory with adjustable backpack straps and waist straps will keep you safe and sound while providing 270-degrees of visibility.

GoldenEye 007 Watch

$19.99

Become the proud owner of the Swiss Army knife of watches when you acquire one of these GoldenEye 007 watches. It makes a great gift idea for James Bond fans, Nintendo 64 gamers, or even international spies who love watches with hidden abilities.

Angry Squishy Stress Ball

Angry Squishy Stress Ball

$18.65

Angry? Stressed? Take it all out on this little grumpy octopus. He will hate you and forever seek vengeance. Poke him, squeeze him, or just throw him around.

Embarrassing Prank Shipping Box

$12.22

Create an awkward but incredibly entertaining situation at the workplace by sending one of these embarrassing prank shipping boxes to a fellow employee. Each anonymous package arrives with a NSFW label guaranteed to make them blush.

Uberlube Luxury Lubricant

$19.99

Make your next lovemaking session more pleasurable than ever with some Uberlube luxury lubricant. This high-end lubricant is specially designed to transfer sensation while reducing friction and will leave the skin feeling soft and moisturized instead of wet and sticky.

Vitamin C Shower Filter

$58.50

Keep your skin looking radiant by equipping your shower with this vitamin C filter. This filter infuses your shower water with a dose of vitamin C to help neutralize the water’s chlorine content and improve the condition of your skin and the texture of your lovely locks.

Retro Typewriter Style Keyboard

$93.50

Bring a little old school charm to your modern setup with this retro typewriter inspired mechanical keyboard. This water and dust resistant keyboard features typewriter style rounded keys with a chrome plated body and key caps.