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The Roto Wipe

$8.97

Quit throwing your money away on toilet paper once and for all by upgrading to the Roto Wipe. This handy bathroom accessory fits right under the toilet seat so that you can conveniently clean your nether-regions with the soft bristles of the rotating cleaning wheel.

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The Roto Wipe – They’re the boxes for screamingly funny, hilariously awful, but scarily plausible products that don’t really exist. The photography, typography and layout of these boxes are perfect. I mean, they look exactly like the cheesiest products you’d buy from TV infomercials.
Anyway, the point is that you put people’s real presents inside the Empty Prank Pack boxes. Then, when they unwrap their gifts, you get that delicious moment of watching their faces as they struggle to be tactful. They think you’ve just given them the all-time turkey of presents.

Touch Sensitive Plants

$8.99

If you think plants don’t have feelings then you’ve never encountered a touch sensitive plant before. These bashful Mimosa Pudica plants lie still while left alone, but as soon as they feel your touch, the plant comes to life in beautifully mind-blowing ways.

Rack And Pour Liquor Dispensers

$222.00

Give your home bar the look and feel of a fancy watering hole by serving your drinks with the rack and pour liquor dispensers. Perfect for bars that are tight on space, it allows you to store bottles in a manner that keeps them handy and ready to serve at all times.

Savage Choices Party Game

$25.00

Who ever thought that ruining people’s lives could be so much fun? Savage Choices is the party game where players select a character card and attribute cards and go up against a judge in order to try and convince him to live a life as their character.

Wearable Air Guitar

$15.99

Turn your sweet rock star moves into beautiful music using nothing more than this wearable air guitar. You simply snap on the device like a regular wristwatch, connect to the app, choose your sound, and begin creating amazing music with your movements.

All-In-One Breakfast Cooking Station

$124.99

Make mornings your bitch by properly fueling up for the day ahead using the all-in-one breakfast cooking station. This wonder-appliance lets you prepare everything from your cup of Joe to your toast, sausage, and eggs simultaneously.

Hydrogen Reactor Portable Fuel Cell

$89.00

Keep your electronic devices juiced up when you go off the grid by keeping them charged using the hydrogen reactor portable fuel cell. The double hydrogen core design provides the power equivalent of 30 AA batteries – making it ideal for disaster readiness.

motion sensitive mailbox light

Motion Sensitive Mailbox Light

$22.29

This motion-sensitive mailbox light is for anyone who gets home from work after the sun goes down. It features a convenient battery-operated design that makes installation a breeze and can be adhered by either an adhesive strip or the built-in magnet.

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Nicolas Cage American Gothic Pillow

$16.83

This Nicolas Cage American gothic pillow is simultaneously glorious and terrifying. This superb addition for the home mashes up the iconic American Gothic painting with beloved thespian Nick Cage to bring a unique conversation piece into your home.

Air Fort Inflatable Tent

$49.95

Build a kickass fort in mere seconds using this air fort inflatable tent. The tent works with any portable fan to instantly inflate and provide your little ones with a cool, secluded, and breezy hangout that they can set up anywhere.

Cat Phone Holder Kickstand

$19.98

If you’re a cat person, these adorable phone holder kickstands are perfect for you. Each cheery little cat is made from PVC and comes fitted with a small suction cup over its two front paws to prevent your sleek smartphone from sliding off.

The Cuddling Pillow

$49.00

Coodle is the cuddling pillow that lets you sleep in a more comfortable position without having your arm fall asleep. The bridge shape of the pillow allows your partner to rest their head on top of your arm without your arm becoming trapped.

The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

$13.12

Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful poems and haikus.