Quit throwing your money away on toilet paper once and for all by upgrading to the Roto Wipe. This handy bathroom accessory fits right under the toilet seat so that you can conveniently clean your nether-regions with the soft bristles of the rotating cleaning wheel.
The Roto Wipe – They’re the boxes for screamingly funny, hilariously awful, but scarily plausible products that don’t really exist. The photography, typography and layout of these boxes are perfect. I mean, they look exactly like the cheesiest products you’d buy from TV infomercials.
Anyway, the point is that you put people’s real presents inside the Empty Prank Pack boxes. Then, when they unwrap their gifts, you get that delicious moment of watching their faces as they struggle to be tactful. They think you’ve just given them the all-time turkey of presents.
Set your insides on fire by giving the Toe of Satan a lick or two. Straight from the seventh circle of hell, this incredibly hot hand-poured lollipop is made with an devilishly hot chili extract that comes in at 9 million units on the Scoville heat scale!
Make your little adrenaline junkie king of the road by getting him on the Huffy electric drifting green machine. It features an ultra durable steel frame and a push button throttle and hand brake that are designed to perform awesome drifting maneuvers.
Spark up in a more eco-friendly manner with the Tesla coil arc lighter. Instead of producing a flame, it utilizes intense heat to light up your cigarette and can conveniently by recharged at any outlet via the built-in USB slot located at the bottom of this sleek lighter.
Stay protected without drawing too much attention to yourself by toting around the world’s smallest stun gun. Although it’s small enough to fit in the palm of your hand, this tiny little guy packs a powerful 6,000,000 volt punch that’ll stop anyone on their tracks.
Transform your shower into a euphoric experience by outfitting your bathroom with the Kohler digital shower interface. It comes with pre-programmed temperature and hydrotherapy programs as well as 6 user-definable presets so that you can save your favorite settings.
Go to bed with Hollywood royalty on a nightly basis by snuggling up with this Nicolas Cage rainbow pillow. Nick’s steely blue eyes will lull you into a deep and peaceful sleep that will relax your mind, body, and soul and leave you feeling rejuvenated upon waking.
Add some privacy to your living space with this adjustable privacy bed tent. This clever bed tent is able to switch from wide open to full privacy mode in just seconds. Perfect for having dirty sex or studying while roommates are around – it’s a dorm room necessity.