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The Roto Wipe

$5.99

Quit throwing your money away on toilet paper once and for all by upgrading to the Roto Wipe. This handy bathroom accessory fits right under the toilet seat so that you can conveniently clean your nether-regions with the soft bristles of the rotating cleaning wheel.

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The Roto Wipe – They’re the boxes for screamingly funny, hilariously awful, but scarily plausible products that don’t really exist. The photography, typography and layout of these boxes are perfect. I mean, they look exactly like the cheesiest products you’d buy from TV infomercials.
Anyway, the point is that you put people’s real presents inside the Empty Prank Pack boxes. Then, when they unwrap their gifts, you get that delicious moment of watching their faces as they struggle to be tactful. They think you’ve just given them the all-time turkey of presents.

Flying Superhero Spatula

$24.05

Add a dash of whimsy to your cooking routine by flipping your pancakes using this flying superhero spatula. This thoughtfully designed cooking utensil creates the illusion that a pint-size superhero is saving your dinner from being burnt to a crisp with his handy spatula cape.

Pet Spider Costume

$24.99

Transform your cute pet into an adorable arachnid by getting them into the Halloween spirit with this pet spider costume. Designed for small pets weighing up to 15 pounds, this wacky getup features eight furry legs that you can position any way that you want.

LEGO Death Star

$2,800.00

Terrorize the good citizens of LEGO Town with the full brunt of the Empire by commissioning the construction of the LEGO Death Star. Once built, this intricate structure boasts an incredible array of characters, sets and moving parts that provide hours of fun.

The Anti-Choking Device

$39.95

Keep yourself and your family safe by placing the anti-choking device in your first aid kit. This life-saving device rests on top of the tongue and then uses targeted powerful suction to dislodge blockage from the airway in seconds – best of all, it can safely be self-administered.

Inflatable Sumo Surf Suit

$149.99

Experience the watery ride of your life by going down a wave inside this inflatable sumo surf suit. This brightly colored suit envelops you in a bouncy float that makes you completely buoyant so that you can glide with ease over the water’s surface.

Pop-Up Portable Projector Screen

$64.20

Instantly transform any scenic location into your own personal movie theater with this pop-up portable projector screen. It features a SilkWhite screen with a viewing angle of 160 degrees and is available in either an 84″ or a 92″ model.

You Said You Wanted Nothing Gift Box

$10.95

Hate those people that always say they want “nothing” for their birthday? Now you can make their wishes come true by getting them the “You Said You Wanted Nothing” gift box. Every box comes with an infinite supply of ‘nothing’ that’s sure to please!

Beard Christmas Ornaments

$18.97

Get into the holiday spirit by decking out your fuzzy panty dropper with these eye-catching beard ornaments. Your beard will look downright fabulous complemented with these bright and festive holiday baubles that come in red, green, silver, and gold.

Super Wide Angle Phone Camera Lens

$29.98

Give your smartphone pictures a more professional feel by snapping them with this super wide-angle phone camera lens. This 4-in-1 lens kit comes with a 22X telephoto lens, a 205° fisheye lens, a 4K HD 0.67X super wide-angle lens, and a 25X macro lens.

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Mini Tabletop Fireplace

$44.99

Enjoy a campfire classic from the comfort of home by preparing it on this mini tabletop fireplace. Apart from adding atmosphere and creating warmth, this practical and stylish tabletop accessory is the perfect place to whip up some tasty s’mores.

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IKEA POÄNG Lap Desk

$153.78

Get work done while staying superbly comfortable on the IKEA POÄNG lap desk. This practical variation of the classic IKEA chair sports a wooden swivel desk that allows you to remain productive even if you’re not sitting at your office.

Quartz Crystal Dicks

$39.90

Bring beauty and embarrassment into your favorite friend’s life in the form of these quartz crystal dicks. Hard as rocks, these darling gems stand just over one inch and are available in quartz, obsidian, jade, bloodstone, rose quartz tiger eye, and more!