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The Roto Wipe

$7.99

Quit throwing your money away on toilet paper once and for all by upgrading to the Roto Wipe. This handy bathroom accessory fits right under the toilet seat so that you can conveniently clean your nether-regions with the soft bristles of the rotating cleaning wheel.

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The Roto Wipe – They’re the boxes for screamingly funny, hilariously awful, but scarily plausible products that don’t really exist. The photography, typography and layout of these boxes are perfect. I mean, they look exactly like the cheesiest products you’d buy from TV infomercials.
Anyway, the point is that you put people’s real presents inside the Empty Prank Pack boxes. Then, when they unwrap their gifts, you get that delicious moment of watching their faces as they struggle to be tactful. They think you’ve just given them the all-time turkey of presents.

You’re The Bomb Hot Sauce

$24.99

Let that special someone know how you really feel about them by heating up their day with these “You’re The Bomb” hot sauces. This set of spicy and zesty sauces includes a jalapeño hot sauce, a garlic hot sauce, and a red heat sauce.

LED Ice Cubes

$13.50

Get the party started from the moment you serve the first drink with the LED ice cubes. These decorative and functional ice cubes cool your drink while simultaneously illuminating it from within. The vibrant lights make even the dullest cocktails look mind-blowing.

Toe Of Satan 9 Million Scoville Lollipop

$39.99

Set your insides on fire by giving the Toe of Satan a lick or two. Straight from the seventh circle of hell, this incredibly hot hand-poured lollipop is made with an devilishly hot chili extract that comes in at 9 million units on the Scoville heat scale!

Huffy Electric Drifting Green Machine

$478.05

Make your little adrenaline junkie king of the road by getting him on the Huffy electric drifting green machine. It features an ultra durable steel frame and a push button throttle and hand brake that are designed to perform awesome drifting maneuvers.

Tesla Coil Arc Lighter

$16.99

Spark up in a more eco-friendly manner with the Tesla coil arc lighter. Instead of producing a flame, it utilizes intense heat to light up your cigarette and can conveniently by recharged at any outlet via the built-in USB slot located at the bottom of this sleek lighter.

Exfoliating Butt Masks

$34.00

Give your booty some much needed TLC by pampering it with these exfoliating butt masks. These vegan-friendly masks are made with a variety of plant-based ingredients that will help combat the effects of gravity while leaving your ass as smooth as a baby!

Car French Fry Holder

$8.95

Munching on your deep fried potato sticks while you’re driving just got a whole lot easier with this car french fry holder. This multi-functional car accessory will fit perfectly in your car’s cup holder so that you can easily snack without making a mess.

World’s Smallest Stun Gun

$20.00

Stay protected without drawing too much attention to yourself by toting around the world’s smallest stun gun. Although it’s small enough to fit in the palm of your hand, this tiny little guy packs a powerful 6,000,000 volt punch that’ll stop anyone on their tracks.

Kohler Digital Shower Interface

$1,165.34

Transform your shower into a euphoric experience by outfitting your bathroom with the Kohler digital shower interface. It comes with pre-programmed temperature and hydrotherapy programs as well as 6 user-definable presets so that you can save your favorite settings.

Telescoping Aluminum Ladder

$87.98

If you’re looking for a quality ladder that’s extremely portable you won’t find a better option than this telescoping aluminum ladder. It’s available in either a 12.5′ model or a 15.5′ model and can fold down to a compact and very portable 37″.

Nicolas Cage Rainbow Pillow

$7.99

Go to bed with Hollywood royalty on a nightly basis by snuggling up with this Nicolas Cage rainbow pillow. Nick’s steely blue eyes will lull you into a deep and peaceful sleep that will relax your mind, body, and soul and leave you feeling rejuvenated upon waking.

Privacy Bed Tent

$129.99

Add some privacy to your living space with this adjustable privacy bed tent. This clever bed tent is able to switch from wide open to full privacy mode in just seconds. Perfect for having dirty sex or studying while roommates are around – it’s a dorm room necessity.