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The Roto Wipe

$8.99

Quit throwing your money away on toilet paper once and for all by upgrading to the Roto Wipe. This handy bathroom accessory fits right under the toilet seat so that you can conveniently clean your nether-regions with the soft bristles of the rotating cleaning wheel.

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The Roto Wipe – They’re the boxes for screamingly funny, hilariously awful, but scarily plausible products that don’t really exist. The photography, typography and layout of these boxes are perfect. I mean, they look exactly like the cheesiest products you’d buy from TV infomercials.
Anyway, the point is that you put people’s real presents inside the Empty Prank Pack boxes. Then, when they unwrap their gifts, you get that delicious moment of watching their faces as they struggle to be tactful. They think you’ve just given them the all-time turkey of presents.

Snow Traction Tire Socks

$99.99

Stay in control of your vehicle when the roads get icy with these snow traction tire socks. They’re inexpensive, machine washable, and are made up of a patented woven material that allows for extra traction at speeds of up to 25 mph.

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Green Laser Gloves

$190.00

Become the life of any party by showing up wearing these green laser gloves. They’ll allow you to emit neon green laser beams from four of your fingers, thus guaranteeing that you will be the life of whatever party, rave, or concert you attend.

Air To Water Generator

$1,679.44

With droughts and water restrictions becoming an ever-growing challenge, the AquaBoy Pro II air to water generator seems like a must-have for every home. Everyday it makes 2-5 gallons of purified great tasting water right out of thin air.

Monkey Face Orchid Seeds

$1.99

Give your garden some personality by growing these eye-catching monkey face orchids. With these flower seeds you’ll be able to fill your already lively garden with rare and alluring orchids that can bloom during any season and will make your yard the talk of the block.

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Monopoly World Edition

$1,999.99

If you love travel and fighting with those you love most, you’ll go wild for Monopoly World Edition. It sports some eye-popping 3D artwork and will give you a chance to own some of the world’s most famous cities like Jerusalem, New York, Rio, Dubai, Paris, and London.

Slow Feeder Dog Mat

$7.07

Keep your hungry doggy from overeating or finishing his food too fast by serving it on this slow feeder dog mat. This handy little mealtime accessory’s unique pattern helps promote fresh breath, healthy teeth, and gums by scraping bad bacteria from the tongue.

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Octopus Steampunk Clock

$38.97

Bring uniqueness and nautical charm into your humble abode with this distinguished octopus steampunk clock. This handmade gem is artfully crafted from resin and will look great in any living room, study, and man cave.

Wheelbarrow Garden Tray

$41.95

Stay organized while you toil away in the yard by placing all your gear on the wheelbarrow garden tray. It not only adds to your wheelbarrow’s storage capacity, but also helps you keep all your tools and gardening accessories organized and at hand for when you need them.

Levitating Surround Sound Speaker

$75.99

This sleek levitating surround sound speaker adds instant ambiance in more ways than one. This Bluetooth speaker will not only provide rich, crisp sound but also some quaint ambient lighting. It’ll be a sure-fire conversation piece with all your guests.

49 Port USB Hub

$175.00

Charge every single electronic device in your household simultaneously with the 49 port USB hub. Once you plug this hub into your PC, you’ll have ample room to fit and plug in every USB powered device you can get your hands on.

The Screenless Smartphone For Kids

$89.99

Keep your little ones connected without over-exposing them to technology by getting them the Relay kids screenless smartphone. This water-resistant device allows for one-touch communication so that you can get in touch with your kid – no matter where they are.

Donald Trump Dog Toy

$20.24

Make Sparky’s exercise time great again by playing fetch using this Donald Trump dog toy. This pint-size Commander in Chief comes dressed in his finest navy blue suit and oversize red tie and stands 8.5-inches tall, making it perfect for dogs of all sizes.