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The Roto Wipe
$7.98
Quit throwing your money away on toilet paper once and for all by upgrading to the Roto Wipe. This handy bathroom accessory fits right under the toilet seat so that you can conveniently clean your nether-regions with the soft bristles of the rotating cleaning wheel.
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The Roto Wipe – They’re the boxes for screamingly funny, hilariously awful, but scarily plausible products that don’t really exist. The photography, typography and layout of these boxes are perfect. I mean, they look exactly like the cheesiest products you’d buy from TV infomercials.
Anyway, the point is that you put people’s real presents inside the Empty Prank Pack boxes. Then, when they unwrap their gifts, you get that delicious moment of watching their faces as they struggle to be tactful. They think you’ve just given them the all-time turkey of presents.
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Giant Bag Of Marshmallows
$41.99The giant bag of marshmallows. When you absolutely, positively got to rot every healthy tooth in your mouth, accept no substitutes. This enormous bag gives you eight pounds of sugar, corn syrup, and other processed ingredients to make your heart smile and your teeth decay.
The Gift Of Nothing
$22.71This holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special.
Facial Fitness Device
$107.07Help maintain a more youthful appearance without going under the knife by using this facial fitness device. Although it may look a bit silly, it’s designed to tone and firm weak facial muscles with just two short 30 second sessions per day.
Beautiful Chickens Coffee Table Book
$54.98Give guests something to talk about when they visit by adding the Beautiful Chickens coffee table book to your collection. Italian photographers Moreno Monti and Matteo Tranchellini exquisitely capture the raw beauty of 62 of the most photogenic chickens you’ve ever seen.
Pop-Up Portable Projector Screen
$74.67Instantly transform any scenic location into your own personal movie theater with this pop-up portable projector screen. It features a SilkWhite screen with a viewing angle of 160 degrees and is available in either an 84″ or a 92″ model.
TruBrain Nootropic Drinks
$65.00Optimize your daily performance with some TruBrain nootropic drinks. Made by a team of UCLA-trained PhD neuroscientists, each 1 oz. shot contains a blend of nutrients and nootropics designed to help you overcome mental blocks and boost mental endurance.
Middle Finger Pocket Cat Shirt
$11.99Flip off everyone without actually flipping them off by wearing this middle finger pocket cat shirt. The moment someone pisses you off, simply pull down the shirt pocket and the adorable kitty cat will flip off whoever is looking directly at you.
Vortex Optical Illusion Rug
$10.00Bring depth and instant ambiance to any room in the home by laying out the vortex rug. The novel design on this 15.7″ x 23.6″ rug creates a mind-bending stereoscopic illusion that’ll add a fun twist to the room, ideal for both children and adults alike!
Gold Playing Cards
$52.87Up the ante without sacrificing a single chip next time you deal a game with the gold playing cards. This luxurious deck of cards – fit for King Midas himself – come coated with a custom gold paint job that is perfect for a adding a little class to game night.
3D Moon Night Light
$14.50Enjoy gazing at a dazzling full moon every night of the year by bringing this 3D moon night light into your bedroom. It features an accurate depiction of the moon’s surface and comes with two brightness settings that won’t strain your eyes in the dark.
Car Washing Foam Cannon Kit
$91.01Keep your ride squeaky clean with this car washing foam cannon kit. The kit allows you to give your vehicle a thorough and professional touch-free cleaning to reduce the chances of creating swirl marks and scratches.
Sawback Tactical Bowie Knife
$10.75Upgrade your everyday carry by adding this sawback tactical Bowie knife to your collection. This ultra versatile folding knife boasts a razor sharp 3.5″ serrated stainless steel blade along with life-saving features like a glass breaker and a seatbelt cutter.
Space Hoodie
$53.10The space hoodie will make a stellar addition to the wardrobe of any stylish astronomy geek who loves staying warm and comfortable. This pill-resistant hoodie comes with features inspired by NASA spacesuit designs, guaranteeing that it’ll stand out from the rest.
Voice Recorder And Loop Switch Toy
$82.00This voice recorder and loop switch toy proves you don’t need a fancy smartphone, pc, or console to enjoy technology. This handmade gadget can record up to 30 seconds of audio so that you can play it back, speed it up, slow it down, or loop it to your heart’s content.
Deep Exfoliation Foot Peel
$25.00Give your crusty feet a new lease on life by making them baby-smooth using this deep exfoliation foot peel. About 5 days after you place the special goo-filled booties on, dead layers of calloused skin will begin to peel off until eventually you’re left with only fresh baby skin.