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The Roto Wipe

$8.99

Quit throwing your money away on toilet paper once and for all by upgrading to the Roto Wipe. This handy bathroom accessory fits right under the toilet seat so that you can conveniently clean your nether-regions with the soft bristles of the rotating cleaning wheel.

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The Roto Wipe – They’re the boxes for screamingly funny, hilariously awful, but scarily plausible products that don’t really exist. The photography, typography and layout of these boxes are perfect. I mean, they look exactly like the cheesiest products you’d buy from TV infomercials.
Anyway, the point is that you put people’s real presents inside the Empty Prank Pack boxes. Then, when they unwrap their gifts, you get that delicious moment of watching their faces as they struggle to be tactful. They think you’ve just given them the all-time turkey of presents.

Braeön Thermoplastic Ribbon

$24.99

Duct tape just became obsolete! The Braeön thermoplastic ribbon is the revolutionary and extremely versatile material that’s as malleable as putty but as strong as steel after it molecularly fuses in a matter of seconds.

Audiophile Tesla Earbuds

$1,237.65

The Audiophile Tesla in-ear earbuds deliver premium sound without the bulkiness of over-ear headphones. They’re ergonomically shaped for ultimate comfort and feature a Qualcomm apt HD codec to ensure an outstanding Bluetooth transmission quality.

Uberlube Luxury Lubricant

$20.00

Make your next lovemaking session more pleasurable than ever with some Uberlube luxury lubricant. This high-end lubricant is specially designed to transfer sensation while reducing friction and will leave the skin feeling soft and moisturized instead of wet and sticky.

Monkey Laundry Backpack

$33.71

This adorable monkey laundry backpack will not only help transport your dirty clothes by will also keep you company at the laundry mat. It’s made from unbleached cotton canvas with a bright red zippered mouth and has long arms that you can wrap around your neck.

Glow In The Dark Pebbles

$12.95

Create a surreal nighttime environment in your yard using these glow in the dark pebbles. These all-weather pebbles emit a brilliant glow that’ll transform your backyard into a magical setting, making them ideal for any landscaping project.

Tactical Coffee Mug

$149.00

No soldier should be without the right gear. This tactical coffee mug is unlike any other cup on the market – the handle is an actual AR-15 handle attached by rails onto a solid block of aluminum that you can customize with an endless array of tactical attachments.

DJI Osmo Handheld Gimbal Stabilizer

$299.99

With the DJI Osmo handheld gimbal stabilizer you’ll be able to shoot and capture amazing quality footage virtually anywhere you go. The stabilizer can either shoot via your smartphone or the integrated 12MP camera that can shoot 4K videos at 60fps.

Indoor Cat Tree House

$111.95

Treat your beloved kitty cat to an exhilarating outdoor climbing experience without having to leave the safety of home with this tree shaped cat condo. Each perch in this quaint little tree comes with adjustable perches and a lush green canopy that your cat can use as cover.

Moving Ink Blot Masks

$29.95

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.

Automated Smart Chess Board

$321.84

Challenge anyone in the world to a game of chess – even if they don’t have a board themselves – with this intelligent chess board. It allows you to square off against over 200,000 players from 20 different countries or play against the board’s A.I.

49 Port USB Hub

$235.00

Charge every single electronic device in your household simultaneously with the 49 port USB hub. Once you plug this hub into your PC, you’ll have ample room to fit and plug in every USB powered device you can get your hands on.

Shot And Chaser Shot Glass

$16.98

The shot and chaser shot glass enables party goers and alcohol enthusiasts to seamlessly transition from shot to chaser in one fluid movement. Cut on lag time and minimize the strong taste of alcohol so you reach ‘blackout drunk’ levels in no time at all.