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You Said You Wanted Nothing Gift Box

$9.99

Hate those people that always say they want “nothing” for their birthday? Now you can make their wishes come true by getting them the “You Said You Wanted Nothing” gift box. Every box comes with an infinite supply of ‘nothing’ that’s sure to please!

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Tired of being frustrated when the person who has everything says they want nothing for holidays or special occasions? Finally, you can feel good knowing you made his dreams come true when you give him all the Nothing his heart desires!

Premium Smart Meat Thermometer

$269.00

Ensure you never commit the mortal sin of overcooking your precious slab of meat by using this premium smart meat thermometer. It comes with four wireless probes that will monitor not only the internal meat temperature, but the external temperature as well.

Coffee Brewing Alarm Clock

$445.00

Ensure you get the day started off on the right foot – even if you’re not a morning person – with the coffee brewing alarm clock. Every day you’ll awaken to the glorious aroma of roasted beans being freshly brewed into a piping hot cup of coffee to get your day going.

Voice & Motion Activated Prank Stickers

$8.69

These Voice and Motion Activated Prank Stickers will help you make fools of your friends and family, or just strangers at the bar or airport. Stick these prank stickers on vending machines, hand dryers, water fountains, coffee makers … and watch as the hilarity ensues.

Prank Fake Bird Poop

$11.98

Ruin your buddy’s day and freak him out like only a best bud can by covering his car with this prank fake bird poop. This realistic looking bird poop won’t damage or stain car paint or fabrics and will easily wash off with some water.

DIY Vegetable Garden Kit

$199.00

Keep your flourishing crops safe from weeds and pesky critters by planting them inside this DIY vegetable garden kit. The garden keeps your veggies elevated and comes with a steel wire gate and surrounding walls to ensure hungry animals don’t devour your crops.

Bigfoot Statue

$125.99

Bigfoot exists and this whole time he’s been hiding in your own backyard! This mini Bigfoot statue stands just under two feet tall and will cause all your guests to do a double take when they catch a glance at this urban legend walking around your backyard.

Beautiful Chickens Coffee Table Book

$169.00

Give guests something to talk about when they visit by adding the Beautiful Chickens coffee table book to your collection. Italian photographers Moreno Monti and Matteo Tranchellini exquisitely capture the raw beauty of 62 of the most photogenic chickens you’ve ever seen.

Giant Ten Pound Toblerone Bar

$115.00

Experience a sugar rush of coma inducing levels by taking on this giant ten pound Toblerone bar by yourself. Weighing in at just under ten pounds, this gigantic bar makes the perfect gift for any one with sweet tooth and a monster appetite.

Color Coded Dog Leashes

$24.99

Avoid unpleasant situations while walking ill-tempered Rex around town with the color coded dog leashes. The leashes comfortably fit your canine around the chest and sport informative messages to let others know if your animal is safe to pet or not.

Salt Firing Shotgun

$83.86

Solve your fly problem once and for all with the salt firing shotgun. The shotgun works with regular table salt and holds up to 50 rounds so that you can annihilate every pesky house fly in one murderous evening. It also works great for violently seasoning your food!

Rainfall Shower Head

$500.00

Make bath time more exotic and relaxing than ever with this rainfall shower head. It employs an integrated system of four 22-nozzle adjustable spray heads that combine to simulate the effects of a gentle summer shower.

Vector Mini Personal Robot

$465.00

Vector is the mini personal robot that’s smart, fun, and affordable. This little fella is always eager to assist you with anything ranging from accessing social media to playing fun games, and can also function as a patrolling security camera and much more!