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Hidden Storage Compartment Bed

$915.40

Use your bedroom’s space more efficiently than ever by storing all your stuff inside this hidden storage compartment bed. The mattress lifts up to reveal a discreet yet ample space that you can use for storing anything from clothes to books, or spare linens.

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Want more storage, more space and more style all in one? Our Cambridge bed with gas lift storage does all the heavy lifting for you! Enjoy tons of extra storage with a powerful hydraulic mechanism that raises up your mattress giving you easy access to storage underneath. Plus, the headboard and footboard feature a stylish tuft design in both faux black leather or grey linen.

Fluted Cake Pan

$21.49

This fluted cake pan makes whipping up a delectable Halloween treat easier than ever. The pan features a proprietary silicone non-stick coating that will keep your baked goodies from sticking while also allowing for optimal browning.

How To Traumatize Your Children

$11.00

Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.

The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

$17.27

Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful poems and haikus.

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Purrble Calming Toy Companion

$59.99

Believe it or not, this run-of-the-mill stuffed animal has a heartbeat! This cuddly little fella stands apart from the rest with a dynamic heartbeat in addition to a series of sighs, giggles, and grunts designed to make it feel like more of a live pet than a regular toy.

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Balance Board

$269.00

Get a heart-pumping core workout without needing a whole room of machines using this balance board. This lightweight and portable piece of exercise equipment is designed to help increase flexibility, range of motion, and blood flow in addition to balance and posture.

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Not My Job Stamp

$10.99

Bring a little hilarity into the workplace or classroom with this “not my job” stamp. This comical novelty self-inking stamp is unique in that it comes with a two-sided ink pad that will double the number of impressions. An ideal gift for any work buddy or teacher.

Prank Money Wads

$9.63

Liven up your dull days by unleashing these prank money wads on your unsuspecting family and friends. The wad comes with 100 ultra realistic two-sided C-notes that work great for pranks, teaching kids about money, or as a convincing prop in films.

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Pillow Cup Holder

$34.99

The Cup Cozy Pillow is the key to keeping all your essentials close by when you’re lounging around. This must-have for the living room or bedroom comes with four large cup holders in addition to a center slot that is perfect for a remote or reading glasses.

11-Foot Teddy Bear

$269.99

Transform your bedroom into the ultimate snuggle spot by bringing in this giant 11-foot teddy bear. This enormous teddy features a jubilant expression on his face along with an ultra soft exterior and an even fluffier interior that makes him ideal for laying on top of.

Annoying Sound Torture Devices

$129.95

Spice up your dull workweek by declaring an all-out prank war at the workplace using these annoying sound torture devices. They’re small enough to hide inside or under any desk and emit impossibly annoying sounds that’ll drive your coworkers crazy for hours on end.

110dB Lung-Powered Signal Horn

$27.33

If you really want to make some noise, get your hands on this 110db lung-powered signal horn. This brightly colored orange horn will let you emit an eardrum-shattering 110 decibel sound without the need for any CO2, Freon, or batteries

Iron Man Floating Action Figure

$129.99

Tony’s making a pit stop by your desk to relieve you of your boredom with the Iron Man floating action figure. This tiny Iron Man utilizes electromagnetic attraction and repulsion to create a hovering effect so that the Mark II appears to be flying!