Spice up your coffee breaks with some humor by pouring your hot beverage in this umbrella girl “don’t be a salty bitch” mug. This comical novelty mug comes with the iconic Morton’s Salt girl printed on both sides for all to see.
The perfect gift and size to enjoy your morning beverage and the perfect gift for your loved ones that special day.
With this blanket fort building kit your little ones will easily be able to turn almost any part of their room into their own private fortress of solitude. Each zany toy in the set can be used as a connector so that your kid can quickly attach their bed sheets to nearby furniture.
Take your love of tacos to the next level by snuggling up in this ultra comfy taco sleeping bag blanket. It’s made from a super soft fleece-like polyester, is machine washable, and is designed like a giant and taco that will make you the envy of everyone at the sleepover.
Turn your shower into a horrific crime scene by stepping onto this bloodbath color changing bath mat. This 16″ x 39″ bath mat features a seemingly run of the mill white design that turns red when it becomes wet – creating the illusion there’s been blood spilled everywhere.
Satisfy your darkest culinary desires by reading about Miss Chicken in the Fifty Shades of Chicken cookbook. Her exploits with a wealthy, sexy and very hungry chef lead her into risque predicaments that’ll leave you feeling all hot, hungry, and bothered.
Avoid accidents while sharing the road by making your intentions clear to everyone using these bike handlebar turn signal lights. Shockproof and waterproof, they mount easily onto straight or curved handlebars so they can easily be spotted from behind.
This incredible replica of an adult velociraptor will blow all other centerpieces out of the water! This show-stopping display piece stands 4′ tall and measures over 6′ long from head to tail. A must for any dino lover looking to add prehistoric flair to their home.
Don’t venture into another cesspool of filth – otherwise known as public bathrooms – without the public toilet survival kit. This handy kit includes everything you need to make it through the unpleasant ordeal without catching any weird and unwanted diseases.
The G-Technology ArmorATD is the ultra rugged external hard drive that was designed to take a beating. It features triple-layer shock resistance in addition to a rain- and dust-proof enclosure with a 1000lb crush rating – the perfect hard drive for all outdoorsmen.
Enjoy the sport of fishing virtually anywhere you travel by bringing along this compact fishing rod. Dubbed the Swiss Army knife of fishing rods, it’s made to be salt water resistant and features modular parts that can be interchanged to fit your style of fishing.
Marvel at the majesty of our cosmos by placing this galaxy in a crystal ball on your desktop. This 2.4″ diameter laser engraved crystal sphere depicts a spiral galaxy as seen from a great distance, making this a great accent piece for any science geek.
Get your bachelorette party started off on the right note with a rousing game of Dick Match! This thrilling party game works like a NSFW version of the memory matching game – where players match up beautifully illustrated peens that appear on each cardboard tile.
Keep your valuables hidden where nobody would want to look with the stained underwear wallet. These doo-doo stained tighty whiteys will allow you to keep your valuables in plain sight, and are great for ensuring your stuff is left alone by security while traveling by plane.