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Umbrella Girl Don’t Be A Salty Bitch Mug

$14.99

Spice up your coffee breaks with some humor by pouring your hot beverage in this umbrella girl “don’t be a salty bitch” mug. This comical novelty mug comes with the iconic Morton’s Salt girl printed on both sides for all to see.

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The perfect gift and size to enjoy your morning beverage and the perfect gift for your loved ones that special day.

Iron Man Hand USB Drive

$46.99

Get Tony Stark to lend you a hand in saving all your important documents by storing them in the Iron Man hand USB drive. Developed in Stark Laboratories, the USB drives are not only reliable but let you carry a small piece of the famed Avenger wherever you go.

Solar System Bracelet

$9.99

Show our planetary neighbors some love with this solar system bracelet. This unique accent piece comes with a series of gemstones that each represent a different member of our solar system like the Sun, Venus, Mars, Neptune, and even Pluto.

LEGO Ship In A Bottle

$109.99

A little over a year ago, Jake Sadovich submitted an awesome idea to the LEGO Idea platform that you can now purchase – the LEGO ship in a bottle set. With this set you’ll be able to build a historic sailing vessel – complete with a captain’s quarter and cannons.

Alpaca Hug Pillow

$27.99

As far as snuggle buddies go, you won’t find a better one than this insanely cute alpaca hug pillow. This adorably designed pillow is disguised like a super soft and huggable little alpaca that you can cuddle with for hours on end.

Quick Defrosting Tray

$14.14

Thaw frozen food faster than you ever thought possible by placing it on top of this quick defrosting tray. This must-have kitchen accessory’s design and build will help your food defrost up to 20x faster than normal so that you can get eating and on with your day.

Semen, Blood & Breast Milk Perfume

$82.45

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

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World’s Lightest Solid Matter

$39.95

More appealing than diamonds or gold, the world’s lightest solid matter is truly a one-of-a-kind substance. Developed by NASA scientists, this solid consists of 99.8% air – yet can tolerate extreme heat and support over 1,000 times its own weight.

Giant Red Bow Lingerie

$6.88

Give your sweetie a birthday present that is one to remember by wrapping yourself up in this giant red bow lingerie. This oversized polyester bow is breathable, soft to the touch, and can accommodate bra sizes ranging from an A-cup to double D’s.

Camping Cube Tent

$273.00

This camping cube tent transforms your breezy canopy into a cozy shelter in mere seconds. This 10′ x 10′ shelter latches onto an existing canopy and comes with a large entry door with a screen to keep out bugs, 3 pockets for power cords, and even a doggy door.

Perfect Posture Strap

$59.99

Easily improve your posture no matter where you sit by putting on this perfect posture strap. It wraps around your knees and lower back to stabilize your pelvis so your spine’s natural curvature is restored, helping to reduce lower back pain.

Apocalypse Survival Weapons Kit

$278.58

Prepare yourself for the inevitable downfall of modern civilization with the Apocalypse Survival Kit. Included in this folding apocalypse survival kit is everything you need to defend yourself from violent roaming gangs, zombies, and other hostiles.

Wine Bottle Puzzle

$27.71

The wine bottle puzzle makes the ideal gift for the boozy puzzle enthusiast in your life. This beautifully constructed medium difficulty puzzle consists of 2 wooden pieces and a locking device that prevents the bottle from being opened until the puzzle is solved.