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Self Defense Coin Purse

$36.95

Stay safe and fashionable when walking down the mean streets by strapping this self defense coin purse to your belt. This versatile fashion accessory not only stores your loose change but doubles as a handy weapon that you can quickly and easily wield with one hand.

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Description

This is the ORIGINAL Hot Tamale! Beware of copies and knock offs! If it doesn’t say ” Mean Gene Leather”, it’s not a Hot Tamale! MGL “Hot Tamale” Coin Purse. (Patent Pending) Designed primarily as a “Coin Purse” to be carried on the belt where it is readily available in time of need. The flap of the “Coin Purse” folds over to protect the zippered opening and doubles as the belt loop to be worn on a persons belt for effortless extraction. This flap is also secured by a Directional Security Snap which prevents accidental release if snagged upon to prevent loss. Handmade construction with US High Quality Leathers, Zipper and Security Snap are made of brass.

Anatomically Correct Swimsuit

$16.99

Give everyone at the pool an anatomy lesson they’ll never forget by splashing around in this anatomically correct swimsuit. The double-sided design of this eye-catching one-piece places all your torso’s muscles and organs on display for the world to see.

19 in 1 Pistol Multitool

19-in-1 Pistol Multitool

$39.28

This 19-in-1 pistol multitool should be in every gun owner’s toolbox. This extremely versatile tool comes loaded with every tool you could possibly need to take down, build up, adjust, and maintain all of your firearms.

Orbi Mesh WiFi 6 System

$699.00

What’s your internet connection worth to you? Well, if it’s in the $700 range then the Orbi Mesh WiFi 6 system is just for you. This top-tier router casts a large 5,000 square foot net of coverage which will effectively eliminate dead zones in your home.

Folding Tailgating Table

$49.99

Keep your crew’s snacks and beverages handy at all times by placing them on this folding tailgating table. It folds out to provide you with a secure place to rest your chips and four beer bottles on and even comes with a small insulated cooler compartment on the bottom.

Blooming Lotus Desk Lamp

$16.49

Bring a bit of the natural world into your urban landscape without the mess and responsibility of real plants using this blooming lotus desk lamp. It creates a futuristic 3D illusion and can be alternated between one of 7 vibrant colors.

Dry Cleaning Clothes Machine

$459.99

Keep garments looking downright spiffy in between cleanings with the dry cleaning clothes machine. This revolutionary machine will cut your dry cleaning bill in half by refreshing all your dry-clean-only clothes without having to use an actual dry cleaning service.

The Mini Scalp Head Massager

$200.00

Give your noggin the five-star treatment using the mini scalp head massager. This handy waterproof device features 3 massage modes, 2 speed settings, and 4 small massage heads with a total of 96 contact points that rotate both clockwise and counter-clockwise.

Sixteenth Century Globe Bar

$159.50

Bring a touch of sophistication to your man cave by storing your hooch inside this sixteenth century globe bar. The hollowed out inside of this 22″ diameter globe comes hand painted with lovely frescos while the exterior displays an antique 16th century nautical map.

motion sensitive mailbox light

Motion Sensitive Mailbox Light

$22.29

This motion-sensitive mailbox light is for anyone who gets home from work after the sun goes down. It features a convenient battery-operated design that makes installation a breeze and can be adhered by either an adhesive strip or the built-in magnet.

Fitbit Versa Fitness Smart Watch

$225.00

Staying on top of your health will be more convenient than ever when you strap on the Fitbit Versa fitness smart watch. It effortlessly tracks all of your daily activity, your sleeping patterns, and connects to your smartphone so you can make calls and stream music.

R/C Submarine Kit

$815.00

Put your down time to good use by building your very own R/C submarine using this neat kit. The fun little kit comes with all the essentials that you will require to bring this trusty sea-worthy and display-worthy vessel to life.

Creepy Coin Eating Bank

$10.99

Teach your children the horrifying lessons of financial responsibility with the creepy coin eating bank. This traumatizing device features an anthropomorphic abomination that devours coins while the lifeless doll-like eyes stare directly into your soul.