Enjoy a juicy slice of watermelon without making a mess by cutting open your fruit using this instant watermelon slicer. The slicer comes with rubber handles to prevent slipping and features sharp stainless steel blades that swiftly cut the watermelon into 12 equal parts.
Slicing fruit is a breeze with this jumbo melon slicer.
Ensure your victims never see it coming by pranking them with this Stinky Ass scented hand sanitizer. This 100% real hand sanitizer looks completely normal, until you put it on. Instead of a pleasant scent, it leaves behind a putrid stench that smells like straight up ass.
Prepare yourself for the inevitable downfall of modern civilization with the Apocalypse Survival Kit. Included in this folding apocalypse survival kit is everything you need to defend yourself from violent roaming gangs, zombies, and other hostiles.
These mini red bricks are pint-sized construction tools that you can actually use for building projects! Each set comes with thirty-two 1:6 scale red bricks that measure 1.33″ x .66″ x .66″ – making them ideal for all types of fun and creative craft projects.
Ensure you always fall short of your weight loss goals by treating yourself to this Krispy Kreme jelly bean gift box. Each box comes filled with 5 brand new Krispy Kreme themed flavors – cinnamon apple, strawberry, blueberry cake, chocolate, and original glazed.
Move around town more efficiently than ever while reducing your carbon footprint on this self-balancing electric unicycle. This lightweight unicycle can carry up to 280 pounds, hit a top speed of 20 mph, and is controlled simply by shifting your body weight around.
Keep your valuables safe from pickpockets when you’re on-the-go by storing them inside this travel security belt. This fully adjustable and airport-friendly accessory comes with a concealed compartment along the belt’s interior that’s ideal for stashing what matters most.
This bread slice cat bed will be like a little slice of heaven for your tired kitty cat. This comfy pet bed measuses 15.8″ x 15.8″ x 2.8″ and comes with a cleverly designed washable and removable bread slice cover that’ll add style and humor to any part of your abode.