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Instant Watermelon Slicer

$14.99

Enjoy a juicy slice of watermelon without making a mess by cutting open your fruit using this instant watermelon slicer. The slicer comes with rubber handles to prevent slipping and features sharp stainless steel blades that swiftly cut the watermelon into 12 equal parts.

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Slicing fruit is a breeze with this jumbo melon slicer.

Stinky Ass Scented Hand Sanitizer

$12.99

Ensure your victims never see it coming by pranking them with this Stinky Ass scented hand sanitizer. This 100% real hand sanitizer looks completely normal, until you put it on. Instead of a pleasant scent, it leaves behind a putrid stench that smells like straight up ass.

Apocalypse Survival Weapons Kit

$278.58

Prepare yourself for the inevitable downfall of modern civilization with the Apocalypse Survival Kit. Included in this folding apocalypse survival kit is everything you need to defend yourself from violent roaming gangs, zombies, and other hostiles.

Mini Red Construction Bricks

$27.95

These mini red bricks are pint-sized construction tools that you can actually use for building projects! Each set comes with thirty-two 1:6 scale red bricks that measure 1.33″ x .66″ x .66″ – making them ideal for all types of fun and creative craft projects.

Krispy Kreme Jelly Bean Gift Box

$11.99

Ensure you always fall short of your weight loss goals by treating yourself to this Krispy Kreme jelly bean gift box. Each box comes filled with 5 brand new Krispy Kreme themed flavors – cinnamon apple, strawberry, blueberry cake, chocolate, and original glazed.

Headless Body Halloween Prop

$39.99

Turn your unassuming garage door into a horrific accident scene with this headless body Halloween prop. This brilliantly designed prop creates the illusion that someone got gruesomely sliced in half by your garage door during a freak accident.

Self-Balancing Electric Unicycle

$1,499.00

Move around town more efficiently than ever while reducing your carbon footprint on this self-balancing electric unicycle. This lightweight unicycle can carry up to 280 pounds, hit a top speed of 20 mph, and is controlled simply by shifting your body weight around.

Car Washing Foam Cannon Kit

$99.99

Keep your ride squeaky clean with this car washing foam cannon kit. The kit allows you to give your vehicle a thorough and professional touch-free cleaning to reduce the chances of creating swirl marks and scratches.

Giant Bread Loaf Pillow

$32.00

Loafing around will take on new meaning with this cleverly designed giant bread loaf pillow. It features a realistic bread design with a soft plush exterior and a fluffy cotton filling that make this pillow great for either the bedroom or living room.

Carabiner Power Bank

$10.49

Ensure you have power wherever you go by attaching this very practical carabiner power bank to your pack. It’s designed to hold up to 132-lbs and also comes outfitted with a 3000 mAh battery capable of charging up your smartphone two times.

Travel Security Belt

$25.99

Keep your valuables safe from pickpockets when you’re on-the-go by storing them inside this travel security belt. This fully adjustable and airport-friendly accessory comes with a concealed compartment along the belt’s interior that’s ideal for stashing what matters most.

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The Roto Wipe

$8.99

Quit throwing your money away on toilet paper once and for all by upgrading to the Roto Wipe. This handy bathroom accessory fits right under the toilet seat so that you can conveniently clean your nether-regions with the soft bristles of the rotating cleaning wheel.

Slice Of Bread Cat Bed

$19.99

This bread slice cat bed will be like a little slice of heaven for your tired kitty cat. This comfy pet bed measuses 15.8″ x 15.8″ x 2.8″ and comes with a cleverly designed washable and removable bread slice cover that’ll add style and humor to any part of your abode.