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Instant Watermelon Slicer

$9.99

Enjoy a juicy slice of watermelon without making a mess by cutting open your fruit using this instant watermelon slicer. The slicer comes with rubber handles to prevent slipping and features sharp stainless steel blades that swiftly cut the watermelon into 12 equal parts.

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Slicing fruit is a breeze with this jumbo melon slicer.

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Cocktail Sugar Cubes

$10.55

Send your cocktails over the edge with an orange cocktail sugar cube or two. These unique bitter-infused sugar cubes will give all your cocktails a sublime bittersweet property that will keep everyone begging for seconds…and thirds.

F*cker In Charge Name Plate

$14.99

Let all the inferior drones know who runs shit in your office using this “fucker in charge” name plate. This office appropriate piece is clearly engraved with a comical and crass title against a classy gold backdrop that will blend in beautifully with any office decor.

Smartphone Endoscope Tube

$25.00

Now you can enlist the help of your smartphone to explore things like drain pipes and anal cavities using this USB endoscope tube. It features a waterproof 7mm camera capable of transmitting 640×480 visuals at 30 frames per second.

The Bridal Buddy

$42.95

Wearing luxurious gowns is all good and fun until it’s time for a dreaded bathroom break. Luckily, the Bridal Buddy is here to save the day! This ingenious accessory makes it possible to easily lift up your entire gown so that your next potty experience easier than ever.

The NoPhone Air

$6.99

Cure your smartphone addiction by upgrading your expensive phone to the NoPhone Air. This cost-efficient model comes with an impressive 0 GB storage capacity and an impossibly thin, lightweight design that makes it feel as though you’re not even holding a phone!

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Self-Defense Buddha Beads Necklace

$29.69

Remain at peace but ready to throw down if the situation should arise by carrying around this self-defense Buddha beads necklace. This 40-inch long chain comes fitted with 108 small 10mm beads that you can wear as an accessory or use to deter a would-be attacker.

Secret Storage Compartment Insoles

$15.99

Ensure your most valuable possessions remain safe while you’re out-and-about by stashing them inside these secret storage compartment insoles. The heel of each insole features a small built-in compartment ideal for storing small things like house keys and spare cash.

Beetlejuice Adam & Barbara Masks

$31.47

This Halloween, one-up every couple in your town – and the afterlife – by dressing up in these Beetlejuice Adam and Barbara masks. These freaky masks are modeled on the ghoulish faces created by the Maitland’s in their attempt to scare the Deetz family away from their home.

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Rules For Not Giving A Fuck

$8.13

The writing that composes this “Rules for Not Giving a Fuck” print are words to live by. Available in a variety of different sizes, this excellent housewarming gift and cheeky print and conversation starter will instantly add pizzazz to any wall it’s hung on.

Speed Resistance Training Parachute

$29.99

Improve your acceleration on the field by working out with the speed resistance training parachute. It features a 360 degree rotation belt and a free motion ring in addition to a quick release buckle so you can unhinge yourself mid-sprint.

The Fake Key Fob Secret Stash Box

$14.98

Keep small valuables safe by hiding them in plain sight inside of the fake key fob secret stash box. This cleverly designed stash box securely snaps together to keep your possessions safe and can be opened by inserting and twisting a key or coin into the bottom.

Trump Toilet Brush

$7.99

Make your toilet bowl great again by keeping it spick and span with this Trump toilet brush. Forty-five won’t disappoint as he puts his glorious golden faux-locks to work to drain that porcelain swamp. Your toilet is going to look so good folks, believe me.