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Instant Ice Cream Maker

$59.97

Whip up delicious frozen treats in record time using this instant ice cream maker. After following the simple recipes, simply place the mixture onto the bowl’s fast freeze surface and begin turning it with the plastic spatula until your treat is frozen and creamy.

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This instant ice cream maker creates delicious homemade ice cream in minutes, perfect for kids or a fun night in.
Simply pour mixed ingredients onto the fast-freeze surface pan, then scoop and turn until ice cream is formed or try to make rolled ice cream.

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Door Knocker Balls

$28.95

Add some charm to your man cave’s bathroom by hanging this big old pair of door knocker balls outside the door. This hilariously designed door knocker comes with an adhesive backing for easy installation and is made from high quality PVC.

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Cat Paw Oven Mitts

$19.99

Bake up a storm in true cat person fashion by protecting your hands with these cute cat paw oven mitts. These adorable oven mitts will transform your hands into two giant cat paws that can resist temperatures as high as 480 degrees Fahrenheit.

AfterCourse Post-Sex Wipes

$13.96

Ensure all your naughty bits are nice and clean after an invigorating romp in the sack by using these AfterCourse post-sex wipes. These flushable wipes are the perfect way to tidy up and refresh yourself if you don’t have a shower nearby.

Donald Trump Pen Holder

$14.97

Give the Orange Sphincter a piece of your mind by lodging your pen firmly up this Donald Trump pen holder’s bum. This pen holder/paperweight comes dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie while sporting his “Make America Great Again” cap.

Sony PlayStation Classic Console

$69.95

Game like it’s the late ’90s all over again with the Sony PlayStation classic console! While it’s modeled after the original PlayStation, this updated model is actually 45% smaller and comes with 20 classic built-in games like Tekken 3 and Final Fantasy VII.

Offensive Business Cards

$8.45

Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional with these offensive business cards. With everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.

YETI Rambler Insulated Tumbler

$45.36

When you’re serious about your beverages, accept no substitute. The Yeti Rambler is a 30 ounce stainless steel vacuum insulated tumbler with a a magslider lid. It’ll keep your cold drink chilled, and your warm drink piping hot, and is built to last.

Lithop Succulent Stone Plants

$9.99

These lithop succulent stone plants are ideal for anyone looking to add a natural touch to their yard without putting in a lot of hard work. These stone-like succulents feature amazingly vivid color schemes and require very little watering and constant care.

Apocalypse Survival Weapons Kit

$278.58

Prepare yourself for the inevitable downfall of modern civilization with the Apocalypse Survival Kit. Included in this folding apocalypse survival kit is everything you need to defend yourself from violent roaming gangs, zombies, and other hostiles.

Krispy Kreme Jelly Bean Gift Box

$8.68

Ensure you always fall short of your weight loss goals by treating yourself to this Krispy Kreme jelly bean gift box. Each box comes filled with 5 brand new Krispy Kreme themed flavors – cinnamon apple, strawberry, blueberry cake, chocolate, and original glazed.

Public Toilet Survival Kit

$5.97

Don’t venture into another cesspool of filth – otherwise known as public bathrooms – without the public toilet survival kit. This handy kit includes everything you need to make it through the unpleasant ordeal without catching any weird and unwanted diseases.

Lucid Dreaming Supplement

$25.42

Become the master of your dreams by taking control of them with help from this lucid dreaming supplement. The supplement uses a two pill approach that helps your body achieve the ideal conditions for lucid dreaming and improved dream recall.