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X9R Marauder 25,000 Lumen Flashlight

$600.50

The insanely powerful X9R Marauder 25,000 lumen flashlight will turn the dead of night into high noon. Capable of lighting up to 689 yards, it comes with 8 brightness settings and a rechargeable battery that can power the flashlight for up to 27 hours.

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It’s the brightest flashlight Olight has ever made, and at 25,000 lumens max output the Olight X9R Marauder has the wow-factor you’re looking for. Fitted with six CREE XHP70.2 LEDs, the X9R reaches distances up to 689 yards away to easily light up large areas for search and rescue, exploring and work lighting. Of course you won’t always need the maximum brightness, and the X9R delivers with 8 brightness levels which can be adjusted via a large side switch button. Blue LED indicator lights surrounding the control switch make it easy to know which output you’re on. The X9R includes a proximity sensor built into the head to automatically lower output when objects get too close. Additionally, an active thermal management system regulates output to prevent overheating.

Atari Retro Handheld Console

$32.99

Play all of your favorite classic arcade games anytime you want with this Atari retro handheld console. It features a nifty vintage design complete with ’80s styled wooden panels and comes loaded with 50 built-in games like Pong, Missile Command, and Asteroids.

The World’s Hottest Gummy Bear

$7.04

Set your insides on fire while satisfying your sweet tooth with the word’s hottest gummy bear. Affectionately named Lil’ Nitro, this ridiculously spicy gummy comes in a 9 million Scoville units – making it 900 times hotter than a jalapeño.

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Realistic Human Heart Sculpture

$173.07

Marvel at the beauty of the human heart by holding one of these realistic human heart replicas in your hand. Weighing around 295-grams, this detailed and anatomical sculpture is expertly sculpted from platinum silicone to create a life-like appearance.

D.A.R.E. Neon Fanny Pack

$28.95

Hide your stash in the last place anyone would ever think of looking by placing it inside this retro D.A.R.E. neon fanny pack. This must-have hipster accessory sports the classic D.A.R.E. program that we all betrayed in our adult years.

49 Port USB Hub

$160.00

Charge every single electronic device in your household simultaneously with the 49 port USB hub. Once you plug this hub into your PC, you’ll have ample room to fit and plug in every USB powered device you can get your hands on.

20 Foot Water Trampoline

$4,499.99

Transform your local watering hole into the funniest place in town by setting up this 20-foot water trampoline. This incredibly fun trampoline features a tough inflatable inner tube border made from mesh reinforced PVC with a 3 chamber inflation tube.

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Shower Margarita Machine

$8.95

Turn shower time into happy hour with the Shower Margarita Machine. This must-have bathroom accessory comes in a vibrantly and hilariously designed box measuring 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” and is guaranteed to create laughs.

Apocalypse Survival Weapons Kit

$278.58

Prepare yourself for the inevitable downfall of modern civilization with the Apocalypse Survival Kit. Included in this folding apocalypse survival kit is everything you need to defend yourself from violent roaming gangs, zombies, and other hostiles.

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Mini Taco Bell Bags

$12.00

These mini Taco Bell bags will let you live mas without gaining mas weight. These miniature versions of the iconic to-go bags make are just the things you’re looking for whether you’re looking to accent your taco meal, give flair to your workplace, or your Xmas tree.

Razer Tomahawk Gaming PC

Razer Tomahawk Gaming PC

$149.00

The Razor Tomahawk is the new standard in gaming PCs. It strays from previous models with a form designed around Intel’s NUC architecture, meaning it features the latest tech specs yet is modular enough to evolve with high-end PC performance.

Hidden 3D Labyrinth Puzzle

$21.90

Keep your brain active during your downtime by passing the time with this hidden 3D labyrinth puzzle. This seemingly run-of-the-mill cube lifts up to reveal a complex three-dimensional maze with 12 levels of difficulty.

Blanket Fort Building Kit

$25.12

With this blanket fort building kit your little ones will easily be able to turn almost any part of their room into their own private fortress of solitude. Each zany toy in the set can be used as a connector so that your kid can quickly attach their bed sheets to nearby furniture.