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Bite & Sting Extractor Kit

$14.97

Bypass the knife and scalpel next time you need to remove the poison of a nasty sting using this bite and sting extractor kit. Simply place the device over the affected area and watch as the reusable vacuum pump efficiently sucks up all the toxins.

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Description

Safe Extraction of Venoms and Poisons!
The pump has been used successfully for over 30 years as an adjunct in the treatment of snake bites and for bee sting venom removal. The pump is not a replacement for quickly seeking professional medical treatment. The victim should also be taken to a hospital for further examination and medical treatment.

Pimple Popping Toy

$19.99

Satisfy your quirky and gross obsession without resorting to unhygienic acts by grabbing a hold of this pimple popping toy. This unique and eerily satisfying toy comes with 15 plump and juicy whiteheads that are ripe for picking!

Wheelbarrow Garden Tray

$39.95

Stay organized while you toil away in the yard by placing all your gear on the wheelbarrow garden tray. It not only adds to your wheelbarrow’s storage capacity, but also helps you keep all your tools and gardening accessories organized and at hand for when you need them.

Mason Bee Condo House

$35.99

Keep your garden lively and healthy with this Mason bee condo house. This interactive solitary Mason/Orchard bee and insect habitat is made from solid wood and is specifically designed to attract non-swarming bees like the Red Mason bee.

Facial Hair Growth Supplement

$59.98

Easily transform your patchy prepubescent stubble into a mane of manliness by taking this facial hair growth supplement. The supplement features an all-natural proprietary formula that provides fast acting hair growth – making it perfect for lumbersexuals.

Weighted Blanket Sensory Sack

$29.95

Help calm down and improve the mood of kids with ADHD and autism with this weighted blanket sensory sack. This helpful product is silky smooth to the touch and will provide the ideal amount of stretch so that it’s snug without feeling constricting.

Rainbow Sprinkler

$29.99

Help your kids beat the heat in style by setting up the rainbow sprinkler in your yard. This colorful sprinkler conveniently connects to any garden hose, is made from a soft yet heavy-duty PVC material, and is inflatable so it’s remarkably easy to store when not in use.

Luxury Computerized Steam Shower Sauna

$12,990.00

Enjoy a first-class spa experience from the comfort of your own bathroom by upgrading to this luxury computerized steam shower sauna. Apart from a refreshing shower you’ll be able to enjoy a world class steam and even a hydro massage bath.

Holographic Halloween Decorations

$39.99

Transform your humble abode into a haunted mansion with these holographic Halloween decorations. Once your insert the disc into your projector, your home will be flooded by a series of life-like spirits that float around to terrify anyone that walks by.

70 MPH NERF Gun

$93.97

Guarantee your team comes out victorious by arming yourself with this 70 MPH NERF gun. Viewed as the crown jewel of the NERF arsenal, it holds 12 NERFS balls per magazine, has flip up sights for added accuracy, and has a trigger lock for additional safety.

Manly Scented Candles

$32.00

Enjoy a little relaxing candlelit atmosphere without loosing any man points by lighting up one of these manly scented candles. These vegan-friednly hand-poured candles come in testosterone-ladden options such as “Black Beard, Patriot, Ranger, and Supra 56”.

Vector Mini Personal Robot

$465.00

Vector is the mini personal robot that’s smart, fun, and affordable. This little fella is always eager to assist you with anything ranging from accessing social media to playing fun games, and can also function as a patrolling security camera and much more!

Ultra-Telephoto Zoom Lens

$25,999.00

Get a serious upper body workout while capturing stunning photos with help from the ultra-telephoto zoom lens. Whether your intended object of interest is standing close by or happens to be a few miles away, this behemoth of a zoom lens will get the shot.