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Bite & Sting Extractor Kit

$11.46

Bypass the knife and scalpel next time you need to remove the poison of a nasty sting using this bite and sting extractor kit. Simply place the device over the affected area and watch as the reusable vacuum pump efficiently sucks up all the toxins.

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Description

Safe Extraction of Venoms and Poisons!
The pump has been used successfully for over 30 years as an adjunct in the treatment of snake bites and for bee sting venom removal. The pump is not a replacement for quickly seeking professional medical treatment. The victim should also be taken to a hospital for further examination and medical treatment.

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XXL Tyrannosaurus Rex Skull

$465.63

Bring museum-style flair to your pad with your very own Tyrannosaurus Rex skull sculpture on display. Each large skull measures 20″ x 19″ x 11″ and sports a hand-painted chestnut-brown finish that gives it a rustic and antique flair.

Arcade Light Switch

$10.98

Add some color and whimsy to your home with these nostalgic arcade style light switches. These arcade light switches are great for game rooms or kids rooms, but look especially great in your parents basement that you still live in at the disturbing age of 38.

Alexa Enabled Big Mouth Billy Bass

$69.99

The most iconic novelty gift of all time has just become smart – introducing the the Alexa enabled Big Mouth Billy Bass! He can sing and dance to the classic “Fishing Time” song or to music played through Amazon Music, and moves his mouth when Alexa speaks.

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Realistic Orangutan Costume

$7,980.00

Move over King Kong, there’s a new top great ape in town! This incredible orangutan costume looks so realistic it’ll have people at the party thinking you just time-traveled from a Planet of the Apes-like alternate future.

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Shower Margarita Machine

$8.95

Turn shower time into happy hour with the Shower Margarita Machine. This must-have bathroom accessory comes in a vibrantly and hilariously designed box measuring 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” and is guaranteed to create laughs.

The Umbrella Hat

$7.64

With the umbrella hat you’ll be able to stay nice and dry while keeping your hands completely free. This functional accessory will not only keep the rain off you, but will also provide excellent UV protection from the sun’s harmful rays.

Tushy Bidet Toilet Attachment

$69.00

Experience a level of cleanliness no amount of wiping can match with the Tushy bidet toilet attachment. This marvelous attachment installs in a snap and comes with a small control box that allows you to adjust the water pressure and spray angle.

Samsung Space Monitor

$1,979.61

Reclaim your unused desk space by upgrading to the Samsung Space monitor. Apart from the stunning 4K UDH resolution, the functional design allows you to clamp the monitor to the edge of your desk in order to provide 40% more usable desk area.

Robotic Pet Fish

$59.99

While other pets wither and die, the robotic fish is the one pet you can count on to to stand the test of time – even if you forget to feed it. As long as there’s juice in his batteries, this little guy will happily swim all day and night for your personal enjoyment.

Old Book Scented Candle

$19.75

Make your reading nook a little cozier by providing some ambient lighting using this old book scented candle. The candle is made from all natural soy wax and releases a delightful aroma reminiscent of a distinguished library into the air as it burns.

Sand & Snow Castle Building Set

$59.99

Easily transform any plain patch of sand or snow into an awe-inspiring structure using this castle building set. This fun six-piece set includes everything you’ll need in order to erect glorious castles that look like they took hours to construct.

Cat Face Massager

$8.50

Ensure your feline friend remains looking as youthful as ever by improving their facial lines with this cat face massager. Three groups of strategically placed rollers massage the face in three phases while relaxing muscles and tightening the skin.