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Sega Genesis Mini

$49.99

As part of their classic console’s upcoming 30th anniversary, Sega has unveiled their plans to release the Sega Genesis Mini. While details of the pint-sized console are still unknown, it will first be released in Japan before making its way to the U.S. market.

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The iconic SEGA Genesis console that defined a generation of gaming returns in a slick, miniaturized unit.
The SEGA Genesis Mini console is loaded with 40 legendary games and is plug and play ready right out of the box!

The Skateboard Surf Adapter

$69.99

Shred the pavement like it were some bodacious waves by upgrading your deck with the skateboard surf adapter. It’s designed to mount onto any skate deck and allows you to make tighter and smoother turns – just like you would in the ocean.

DIY Back/Body Shaver

$39.95

Avoid looking like Bigfoot when you take off your shirt in public by manscaping with this DIY back/body shaver. It features a long handle to tackle those hard-to-reach places and features patented blade cartridges designed to minimize the risk of cutting yourself.

Eat A D*ck Parody Bumper Sticker

$6.99

Piss off nearly every driver on the road faster than your car can go from 0-60 by expressing your disdain for mankind with the “eat a d*ck” coexist parody bumper sticker. The crass message is cleverly written using only the symbols of the world’s leading religions.

Compact Underwater Scooter

$499.99

Travel in Aquaman-like fashion when you venture into Neptune’s underwater realm by grabbing a hold of this compact underwater scooter. It features a dual propeller system that allows you to swim as fast as a professional swimmer for extended periods of time.

Six Pack Abs Training

$314.99

If you’d do anything to lose weight and get those washboard abs – except diet and exercise – have we got a product for you. The six packs abs training gear is the revolutionary new way to engage and stimulate your abdominal muscles without having to lift a finger.

Alpaca Hug Pillow

$28.98

As far as snuggle buddies go, you won’t find a better one than this insanely cute alpaca hug pillow. This adorably designed pillow is disguised like a super soft and huggable little alpaca that you can cuddle with for hours on end.

Scare Box Spider Prank

$3.18

Scare the pants off your favorite arachnophobe with this scare box spider prank. This unassuming plywood box comes with a slide-off lid that can easily be pulled back to instantly release an eerie looking arachnid guaranteed to give your victim a good scare.

Giant Flying Millennium Falcon Drone

$299.99

Now you can fly the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. A version 1/100th the size, sure, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. With its LED lights and iconic sounds, you’ll be roaring like a Wookiee in no time!

World’s Largest Party Cups

$19.99

The King of all party cups is here! Become the life of the party with the original GoBig Giant Red Party Cup by GoPong. At a whopping size that is 6x bigger than a standard party cup, this cup can supersize classics like Flip Cup or Beer Pong. GoBig!

Cock Breath Mints

$5.99

After a big meaty meal, nothing will freshen your breath quite like a couple of Cock Breath Mints. These small mints feature a delightful peppermint flavor and come housed in a creative and tastefully designed tin large enough to hold around 165 mints.

Star Wars Yoda Metal Bookend

$29.95

Watch the Force in action by placing your literary collection on this Star Wars Yoda metal bookend. The clever design creates the illusion that the pint-sized Jedi master is using nothing but the Force to hold up your books.

Build Your Own Cabin Kit

$49,900.00

As it turns out, you really can get just about anything on Amazon – like your own cozy cabin! With this incredible kit you’ll be able to build yourself a quaint yet sturdy little cabin perfect for utilizing as a vacation home for the family.

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