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World’s Mattest & Flattest Black Paint

$29.99

The world’s mattest and flattest black paint is so dark it’ll turn virtually any item into a jet-black object with just a single coat. This ultra-black acrylic paint reflects absolutely no light and features a surprisingly pleasant cherry-like aroma.

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Description

This is the mattest black paint, but this is not the blackest black in the world. It is however a better black than the blackest black in the world as it is actually usable by artists unlike other ultra black coatings.
Other black acrylic paints are glossy and reflective.
This professional quality paint has been developed in close collaboration with thousands of artists from all over the world.
Their amazing insight, support and inspiration has formed this unique super-black paint for the benefit of all artists*

Cardboard Tank Cat Playhouse

$35.00

Give your feline friend a fortified base of operations with the cardboard tank cat playhouse. This fully colored tank is remarkably easy to assemble and makes for a cozy and compact nook for your kitty cat to hang out in while plotting his next move.

BBQ Bucket Grill

$29.95

This BBQ bucket grill turns any open area into the ideal spot for an impromptu barbecue. This ultra portable chrome plated and powder coated charcoal grill features a spacious 9.5-inch cooking surface that is big enough to grill up to 4 burgers at once.

The Magical Makeup Eraser

$20.00

Easily erase all your makeup using nothing more than a bit of water and the magical Makeup Eraser! One side of this machine washable cloth erases all your makeup – even waterproof mascara – while the other side of the cloth exfoliates your skin.

Amazon Alexa Echo Studio

$154.99

Fill any room in your home with premium sound with the Amazon Alexa Echo Studio. Despite its compact size, this voice-controlled device boasts five directional speakers that provide powerful bass, dynamic midrange, and crisp highs.

Blooming Tea Flower

$19.95

Don’t settle for those rinky-dink bags of tea, not when you have this blooming tea flower at your disposal. Each canister comes packed with twelve unique and flavorful varieties that expand and blossom into gorgeous flowers that fill the entire teapot.

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Brass Hex Bolt Pen

$13.20

Quit wasting your time with cheap unreliable plastic pens and upgrade to the brass hex bolt pen. This quality writing instrument comes with refillable ink cartridges and sports a sleek, balanced, and damn near unbreakable CNC machined brass body.

The Venn Puzzle

$98.00

The Venn Puzzle is a beautiful mechanical puzzle comprised of three identical pieces. This challenging and intriguing puzzle makes for a beautiful desk accessory. Keep it on a desk, shelf, or coffee table as a decoration, game, or paper weight.

Semen, Blood & Breast Milk Perfume

$105.00

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

Wireless Charging Pad

$64.99

Charge your smartphone or tablet like never before using this wireless charging pad. It’s compatible with a range of devices and utilizes Qi inductive charging technology which eliminates the need to attach a charging cable.

Over-The-Door Neck Stretcher

$37.59

Forget the chiropractor and relieve bodily pain yourself using the over-the-door neck stretcher. This portable device features a durable metallic design, can be easily adjusted, and is great for treating all kinds of neck, back, and shoulder discomfort.

Car Headlight Fluid

$13.99

Ensure your ride runs in tip-top shape by keeping your car headlight fluid at optimum levels at all times. It is compatible with all makes and models and works perfect for both LEDs and halogen bulbs – simply remember to top it off every 2,000 miles for maximum performance!

The Charcoal Cookbook

$17.71

Make your BBQ’s the talk of the town by upping your grilling game with the Charcoal cookbook. World renowned chef Josiah Citrin takes you on a culinary journey to show you how to make almost 100 different coal-cooked main and side dishes.