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World’s Mattest & Flattest Black Paint
$29.99
The world’s mattest and flattest black paint is so dark it’ll turn virtually any item into a jet-black object with just a single coat. This ultra-black acrylic paint reflects absolutely no light and features a surprisingly pleasant cherry-like aroma.
Description
This is the mattest black paint, but this is not the blackest black in the world. It is however a better black than the blackest black in the world as it is actually usable by artists unlike other ultra black coatings.
Other black acrylic paints are glossy and reflective.
This professional quality paint has been developed in close collaboration with thousands of artists from all over the world.
Their amazing insight, support and inspiration has formed this unique super-black paint for the benefit of all artists*
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70 MPH NERF Gun
$89.49Guarantee your team comes out victorious by arming yourself with this 70 MPH NERF gun. Viewed as the crown jewel of the NERF arsenal, it holds 12 NERFS balls per magazine, has flip up sights for added accuracy, and has a trigger lock for additional safety.
The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made
$17.99Ensure your child struggles in life by setting a terrible foundation of the alphabet with “The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made”. This painfully fun read humorously addresses “mischievous words” that ignore the rules of phonetics and spelling.
The Cozy Weighted Blanket
$179.00If you’re the type who doesn’t like to sleep alone, the cozy weighted blanket is just for you! This 100% organic cotton wool blanket weighs 25 pounds which makes it feel like you’re constantly getting hugged by this snuggly blanket – resulting in a comfy night’s sleep.
How Not To Kill Your Baby Book
$2.25Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.
Chicken Harness And Leash
$13.99It’s a known fact that a chicken can outrun the average human. So keep your pet poultry from running off when you two hit the town by using this chicken harness and leash. It’s perfect for keeping your feathered friend close by without causing them discomfort.
Bug Catcher Vacuum
$9.31Keeping your home insect free is easier than ever thanks to this rechargeable bug vacuum. It charges via USB and gives you the option to release the creepy crawlers you catch back into the wild.
LogOX 3-in-1 Forestry Multi-Tool
$249.00The ultra versatile and rugged LogOX 3-in-1 forestry multi-tool is a lumberjack’s best friend. This handy tool features a sturdy construction and can be utilized as either a 38″ timberjack, a LoxOX hauler, or a 38″ cant tool ideal for rolling large logs.
Toe Of Satan 9 Million Scoville Lollipop
$19.99Set your insides on fire by giving the Toe of Satan a lick or two. Straight from the seventh circle of hell, this incredibly hot hand-poured lollipop is made with an devilishly hot chili extract that comes in at 9 million units on the Scoville heat scale!
Minimalist Travel Wallet
$25.00Keep important documents safe and at hand while you trot the globe using this minimalist travel wallet. This genuine leather wallet is designed to securely carry everything from credit cards to boarding passes and passports while still maintaining a slim profile.
Game of Thrones 3D Map Puzzle
$60.00Rebuild Westeros piece by piece with this Game Of Thrones 3D Map Puzzle. Featuring all of the iconic locations such as King’s Landing and Winterfell, this map puzzle lets you learn the geographical details of the land of dragons and gratuitous boob shots.
The Manual Hand Drill
$19.99When there’s drilling to be done on delicate surfaces, the manual hand drill is the perfect tool for the job. Available in either a 1/4-inch capacity or 3/8-inch capacity, this versatile tool is ideal for surfaces like plastic acrylics, fiber, and bamboo wood.
Mechanical Paper Airplane Launcher Kit
$35.95Watch your paper airplanes soar further than ever before by getting them air-bound using this mechanical paper airplane launcher kit. The kit includes 198 pieces and 2 paper airplanes plus a glider so that you can launch them once you put everything together.
Ice Roller For Your Face
$18.99Help keep your beautiful mug looking as radiant as ever with the ice roller for your face. This miracle device will help with everything from shrinking pores and relieving fatigue to preventing wrinkles and even minimizing sore muscles and alleviating headaches.
Game Driven RGB Lighting PC Speakers
$199.99Enhance your viewing experience with these game driven RGB lighting PC speakers. Each of the two compact speakers come with built-in RGB LEDs that project a dynamic glow of light based on what’s playing on your screen.
Nerf Machine Gun
$699.99Every kid in the neighborhood will be shaking in their boots when they see you charging into battle with the Nerf machine gun. This massive gun features its very own stand for maximum stability and comes with fully automatic shooting capabilities for enhanced carnage.