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The Ultimate Grill

$1,848.99

Level up your barbecue game by upgrading to the ultimate grill. This meat-grilling-beast boasts three separate and well ventilated cooking chambers, each with a built-in thermometer so that you can grill and smoke your favorite cuts to perfection.

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Never worry about overcooking or burning your food. Masterful control of airflow throughout all chambers allows you to skillfully prepare food with savory natural hardwood flavor. Our propriety exhaust system makes for even grilling and smoking in the main grilling chamber, and sliding damper vents allow great versatility and control when using the upper and lower smoke cabinets.

D.A.R.E. Neon Fanny Pack

$24.95

Hide your stash in the last place anyone would ever think of looking by placing it inside this retro D.A.R.E. neon fanny pack. This must-have hipster accessory sports the classic D.A.R.E. program that we all betrayed in our adult years.

Pepperoni Pizza Slice Blanket

$29.99

What better way to spend a lazy Sunday than wrapped up in this pepperoni pizza slice blanket? Designed like a mouth-watering slice, this vibrant blanket is made from ultra-soft polyester fleece – making it deliciously comfortable and super cozy.

The Oregon Trail Handheld Game

$64.11

Get your fill of adventure – and dysentery – by heading west to start anew with the Oregon Trail handheld game. You’ll learn all about the harsh realities of the 19-century pioneer life when you hit the Oregon Trail with your family and cattle in tow.

Pink Flamingo Pool Float

$24.99

Soak up some rays in style by jumping on top of this pink flamingo pool float. This vibrant hot pink flamingo is made from a durable multi-color vinyl and measures over four feet wide when inflated, assuring there’s plenty of room to lay out on.

Creepy Coin Eating Bank

$10.99

Teach your children the horrifying lessons of financial responsibility with the creepy coin eating bank. This traumatizing device features an anthropomorphic abomination that devours coins while the lifeless doll-like eyes stare directly into your soul.

Reluctant Groom Cake Topper

$31.29

Not all fairy-tales have a picture perfect beginning, and now you can honor those tumultuous times with the reluctant groom cake topper. This cake topper makes light of the groom’s cold feet and serves as undeniable proof of who really wears the pants.

The Anti-Theft Backpack

$87.41

Help keep your valuables safe while you’re out and about by packing your gear inside the anti-theft backpack. It’s designed with a thick cut-proof material and contains secret pockets and hidden zippers to deter would be pick-pockets.

Licki Cat Hair Brush

$25.00

Have you ever wanted to lick your cat? Sure you have! Well now you can finally fulfill your motherly instincts & desires to groom your feline using your tongue – but without the furballs! Simply place the hair brush in your mouth, and get to lickin’!

Giant Flying Millennium Falcon Drone

$249.86

Now you can fly the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. A version 1/100th the size, sure, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. With its LED lights and iconic sounds, you’ll be roaring like a Wookiee in no time!

Orbi Mesh WiFi 6 System

$699.00

What’s your internet connection worth to you? Well, if it’s in the $700 range then the Orbi Mesh WiFi 6 system is just for you. This top-tier router casts a large 5,000 square foot net of coverage which will effectively eliminate dead zones in your home.

Hundred Dollar Bills Bean Bag

$172.12

Experience what it’s like to be rich enough to be able to sleep on your money when you lay on the hundred dollar bills bean bag chair. It’s puffy, extremely comfy, and comes designed to look like a fat stack of Benjamins – a must-have for any aspiring baller.

Tabletop Horse Racing Game

$84.00

Get your fix – even if you can’t make it to the tracks – by playing the ponies using this tabletop horse racing game. This thrilling game is carefully handmade using the highest quality materials to ensure countless nights of family fun.