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Human Skull Fire Logs

$57.20

Unleash a hellish bonfire on this mortal realm by setting these human skull fire logs ablaze. The skulls are crafted from clay and available in a range of equally spooky skull designs, allowing you to mix and match and create a one-of-a-kind bonfire.

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Description

▼ The log is steel reinforced, plus produced with lava granules plus significant heat ceramic refractory which is employed to check rocket machines. ★★★ See more info and FAQ below in Product Description section. ★★★
▼ 10 LB Heavy Duty! Handmade, longer Lead-Time. ▼ Dimensions: About an adult skull. Averagely, the length is 8-9 inches, width is 6.5-7.5 inches. Heavy. Highly detailed, hand painted refractory fire log.
▼ Looks more natural and creepier after burning. ▼ Packing: SKULL + LOWER JAW (packed separately in box).
▼ Type: Imitated Human Skull Fire Gas Log with 4 color choices – White, Black, Brown, Dark Grey. The color is NOT pure white, but between white and grey, please understand before buying.
▼ By 3 generations of designers, logs are designed, handwork manufactured in CA USA, Approved Certification is through OMNI TESTING LABORATORIES.

Swing Blades

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These swing blades are perfect for collectors and outdoor enthusiasts alike. These heavy-duty tactical knives are crafted from stainless steel and feature a razor-sharp black blade along with ergonomically designed handles that use non-skit materials.

NERF Zombie Strike Nailbiter Blaster

$49.75

Keep the enemies at bay during your next glorious NERF battle by arming yourself with the NERF Zombie Strike Nailbiter blaster. Simply load the slim 8-dart vertical clip, aim, and pull the trigger to quickly unleash a flurry of darts on the enemy.

Yamaha Silent Guitar

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Images You Should Not Masturbate To

$9.99

Drown out your sexually deviant thoughts in a matter of seconds with the “Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To” book! Jam packed with eighty pages of boner subsiding pictures, this unusual book is a clean and wholesome way to pass the time.

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Kamp-Rite Double Tent Cot

$202.11

Sleep in total comfort during your next campout by laying on the Kamp-Rite double tent cot. You and your adventure buddy will enjoy sleeping soundly inside the cozy covering that keeps you protected while also keeping insects out.

How Not To Be A Dick

$13.99

Keep your hormonal mess of teen from turning into a total jackass by having him or her read “How Not To Be A Dick”. Author Meghan Doherty provides straightforward advice paired with comical “Dick and Jane” styled cartoons to teach everyday etiquette.

How Not To Kill Your Baby Book

$1.94

Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

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SUV Camping Window Tent

$44.97

This SUV camping window tent will transform your ride into your rolling home-away-from-home fort the night. It features a universal fit and conveniently installs by stretching around the door’s perimeter without the use of any tools.

LogOX 3-in-1 Forestry Multi-Tool

$229.00

The ultra versatile and rugged LogOX 3-in-1 forestry multi-tool is a lumberjack’s best friend. This handy tool features a sturdy construction and can be utilized as either a 38″ timberjack, a LoxOX hauler, or a 38″ cant tool ideal for rolling large logs.

Bazooka Water Gun

$16.59

Ensure victory by refilling less than your opponent by using this bazooka water gun instead of a standard Super Soaker. The inventive design features a nozzle that allows you to screw on almost any plastic bottle and fire a stream of water up to 30 feet away.

Vornado Glide Heat Room Heater

$79.95

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Confetti High Fives

$9.99

Celebrate national high five day – yes that’s actually a thing – with an epic confetti blasting high five. This re-loadable hand device shoots out biodegradable confetti when you high five someone. It’s perfect for sporting events and weddings.