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Giant Liquor Flask

$12.25

Now with the giant liquor flask you’ll be able to stay fully inebriated no matter how far you are from the nearest bar. This stainless steel flask’s enormous size will store up to one gallon of your favorite spirit so that you’ll never have to be sober again!

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Your friends and guests will be amazed by the size and capacity of the Enormous Flask.

Steampunk Vacuum Tube Flash Drive

$35.00

Why save your documents on a plain old USB when you can do so on this outstanding steampunk vacuum tube flash drive instead? Originally crafted in the USSR, this vacuum tube has been converted into a fully functional flash drive capable of supporting both Macs and PCs.

Automatic Self-Watering Plant Globes

$14.00

The days of forgetting to water your plants are over with these automatic self-watering plant globes on the job. They’re large enough to hold three to four days of water – dispensing it slowly so that your plants remain perfectly hydrated.

Stab-A-Nut Sweet Gum Ball Harvester

$64.99

Pick nuts more efficiently than you ever thought possible by heading out with the Stab-A-Nut sweet gum ball harvester in your hand. It allows you to effortlessly pick up small round objects without having to physically bend over.

Stinky Ass Scented Hand Sanitizer

$11.99

Ensure your victims never see it coming by pranking them with this Stinky Ass scented hand sanitizer. This 100% real hand sanitizer looks completely normal, until you put it on. Instead of a pleasant scent, it leaves behind a putrid stench that smells like straight up ass.

Carnivore Club Gift Box

$49.99

Make the red-blooded meat lover in your life salivate with this Carnivore Club gift box. This premium package comes filled with over two pounds of exquisite cuts such as country cured bacon, ham, Mangalista ham and country ham slices – yum!

The Portable Blade-Less Fan

$11.97

These portable blade-less fans are the fun and fashionable way to beat the heat this summer. These USB-powered fans come in a range of vibrant color schemes and feature a blade-less design that makes them ideal for small kids.

Roll-Up Solar Charger

$174.99

When you venture far away from civilization, this roll-up solar charger will be your best friend. It can easily strap onto your pack without weighing you down, can charge your cell phone 1.5 times, and will recharge its internal battery with about 6 hours of sunlight.

Instant Hole Patching Tape

$12.99

If there’s a hole or crack that needs fixing and there’s water involved, this instant hole patching tape will solve all your problems. This almost-magical tape will patch, bond, seal, and repair virtually everything – even underwater!

NFL Football Pillow

$9.68

Watch the big game in utmost comfort by plopping your head down on this NFL football pillow. This comfy suede pillow comes with a fun and realistic single-sided design that makes your pillow look like a square shaped football.

Six Pack Abs Training

$314.99

If you’d do anything to lose weight and get those washboard abs – except diet and exercise – have we got a product for you. The six packs abs training gear is the revolutionary new way to engage and stimulate your abdominal muscles without having to lift a finger.

Wrap Around Sneakers

$74.02

Slip into these wrap around sneakers and the way you look at footwear will change forever. The lightweight design lets you wrap the shoes around your feet just like a bandage, instead of forcing them to conform to the shape of traditional shoe soles.

Futuristic Oversize Visor Sunglasses

$17.99

Wow onlookers with your bold and futuristic style by shielding your eyes – and half of your face – with these oversize visor sunglasses. These eye-catching shades are available in a series of vibrantly colored lenses guaranteed to turn heads wherever you go.