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Ferret Hoodie

$10.40

Don’t let your poor little ferret suffer this winter! Keep him looking fashionable and feeling toasty in this cute ferret hoodie. This miniature hoodie will fit snuggly over your ferret’s front half and is perfect for those cold days lounging around the house.

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Your ferret or small animal is sure to be a hit in this sweatshirt from Marshall.

Pregancy Car Seat Belt Adjuster

$19.54

Make driving around with your baby bump less uncomfortable for all involved with this pregnancy car seat belt adjuster. This handy device makes the belt sit across your thighs, rather than over your ever-growing belly.

Calculus For Infants

$11.68

Get your infant ahead of the curve from day one with Calculus for Infants. This amusing booklet will teach your child the introductory lessons of calculus – giving them a noticeable advantage that will easily last throughout their pre-kindergarten academic career.

LED Waterproof Bike Wheel Light

$55.69

Light up the roads with amazing color by outfitting your ride with this LED waterproof bike wheel light. This compact battery operated device is fitted with 32 full color LEDs that will guarantee you’re seen by oncoming traffic and pretty much anyone who crosses your path.

The Personal Foot Massager

$199.99

Send your poor and overworked feet on a mini vacation by treating them to a luxury massage with the personal foot massager. It delivers an ultra relaxing air compression heated shiatsu massage that will work out all the kinks and pains in your tired feet.

Rick And Morty Light Up Portal Gun

$20.33

Escape dimension C-137 with this perfect replica of Rick’s portal gun. Visit the ruined Cronenberg World, take a trip to Buttworld, systematically dismantle the Council of Ricks; with this device your imagination is the only limit!

Evapolar Personal Air Conditioner

$109.00

Improve your comfort and air quality simultaneously using the Evapolar personal air conditioner. Apart from spreading air evenly throughout your personal area, this compact unit humidifies and purifies the air around you while cooling it up to 15 degrees.

The Most Stuf Oreo Cookies

$99.00

Oreo has just introduced the most disconcertingly plump cookie known to man – the Most Stuf cookies! Each cookie comes crammed with three times the amount of creme as a regular Oreo for an unforgettably gluttonous experience!

Cathedral Gothic Gargoyle Statue

$2,565.00

Give your porch, garden, or patio a more regal feel by decorating with this imposing cathedral Gothic gargoyle statue. This 140 pound statue measures 46″ x 45.5″ x 74″ and is hand-cast using real crushed stone bonded with high-quality designer resin.

All-In-One Breakfast Cooking Station

$53.32

Make mornings your bitch by properly fueling up for the day ahead using the all-in-one breakfast cooking station. This wonder-appliance lets you prepare everything from your cup of Joe to your toast, sausage, and eggs simultaneously.

Nugget Ice Machine

$379.99

Give your drinks the perfect blend of taste, texture, and temperature with help from the counter top nugget ice machine. Simply fill it up with clean water and you’ll be able to whip up to one pound of easily chewable flavor absorbing nugget ice every hour.

World’s Tiniest Violin

$15.99

Put an end to someone’s constant whining by making light of their complaints with the world’s tiniest violin. Whenever you hear incessant bellyaching coming from their pie hole, simply pull out your tiny instrument and serenade them until they shut up.

Nintendo Poke Ball Plus

$45.41

The Nintendo Poke Ball Plus is going to make your Pokemon gaming experience feel more authentic than ever! It’s designed to work like a Joy-Con controller with the upcoming Nintendo Switch games – allowing you to easily move, battle, and navigate menus.

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