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Exfoliating Butt Masks

$34.00

Give your booty some much needed TLC by pampering it with these exfoliating butt masks. These vegan-friendly masks are made with a variety of plant-based ingredients that will help combat the effects of gravity while leaving your ass as smooth as a baby!

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Not paying enough attention to your behind? BAWDY’s variety of plant-based collagen butt masks have your back end. BAWDY is on a mission to expand the beauty universe to the butt and beyond. BAWDY’s line of butt masks are vegan and free of Parabens, Sulfates, Detergents, Urea, DEA, TEA.

Passive Aggressive Notes

$7.67

Express yourself without having to directly encounter another actual human being by leaving behind one of these passive aggressive notes. These effortlessly witty notes allow you to conveniently address a range of behavioral failures in others.

Cloud Ceiling Lamp

$169.99

Increase the serenity factor of your bedroom by creating some quaint ambient lighting with this cloud ceiling lamp. Apart from spicing up your room’s bland decor, this decorative light emits a soft white glow that gives this puffy cumulus cloud incredible depth.

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Sword Handle Umbrellas

$22.00

When you need to stay safe from the rain but also want to keep your man ego intact, a sword handle umbrella is the only solution. From broad swords to samurai swords, you’ll look like a waterproof warlord walking around with any one of these umbrellas.

Solar System Crystal Ball

$21.99

Feel what it’s like to have our entire cosmic neighborhood in the palm of your hands with this solar system crystal ball. This excellent educational tool gives you a glimpse at Earth and our seven planetary neighbors as they rotate around our local star.

Vitamin Vape Cartridges

$39.00

Quit wasting your time with antiquated fruits and veggies – now you can inhale your vitamins with these vape cartridges! These nicotine and calorie-free cartridges deliver a healthy dose of B12 to your bloodstream in mere seconds.

The Venn Puzzle

$98.00

The Venn Puzzle is a beautiful mechanical puzzle comprised of three identical pieces. This challenging and intriguing puzzle makes for a beautiful desk accessory. Keep it on a desk, shelf, or coffee table as a decoration, game, or paper weight.

Inflatable T-Rex Costume

$63.46

Get prehistoric this Halloween season by dressing up in this terrifyingly realistic inflatable T-Rex costume. It is available in both adult and children’s sizes, so you and your little ones can run amok in the neighborhood, getting all the Halloween candy.

Licki Cat Hair Brush

$25.00

Have you ever wanted to lick your cat? Sure you have! Well now you can finally fulfill your motherly instincts & desires to groom your feline using your tongue – but without the furballs! Simply place the hair brush in your mouth, and get to lickin’!

Survival Prepper Subscription Box

$27.99

If you’re in the market for survival and prepper gear but don’t want to have to constantly scour the web for supplies, the survival prepper subscription box is your solution. Every month you will get a box packed with goodies like a machete, paracord, and a first aid kit.

Indestructible Kevlar Charging Cable

$23.78

Say goodbye to frayed cables once and for all by charging your devices using this indestructible kevlar cable. Compatible with both Apple and Android devices, the cable is reinforced by kevlar and is designed to be tangle resistant.

Refined Wood Litter Box Cabinet

$219.99

This refined wood litter box cabinet provides a discreet spot for your feline friend to do his business without taking away from your home’s elegant decor. The cabinet sports a nice Mahogany finish and features a side entrance for easy in and out access.

Krispy Kreme Jelly Bean Gift Box

$7.58

Ensure you always fall short of your weight loss goals by treating yourself to this Krispy Kreme jelly bean gift box. Each box comes filled with 5 brand new Krispy Kreme themed flavors – cinnamon apple, strawberry, blueberry cake, chocolate, and original glazed.