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Brass Hex Bolt Pen

$16.50

Quit wasting your time with cheap unreliable plastic pens and upgrade to the brass hex bolt pen. This quality writing instrument comes with refillable ink cartridges and sports a sleek, balanced, and damn near unbreakable CNC machined brass body.

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Brass Hex Bolt Pen – Constructed with high grade solid brass; unbreakable & balanced weight for long time writing and holding, reducing fatigue of your hand while writing.
Finely CNC machined body and threads for long life support, a decent expensive brass pen for your own use or give to friends or family as pen gift.

Headless Body Halloween Prop

$39.99

Turn your unassuming garage door into a horrific accident scene with this headless body Halloween prop. This brilliantly designed prop creates the illusion that someone got gruesomely sliced in half by your garage door during a freak accident.

Glow In The Dark Pebbles

$12.95

Create a surreal nighttime environment in your yard using these glow in the dark pebbles. These all-weather pebbles emit a brilliant glow that’ll transform your backyard into a magical setting, making them ideal for any landscaping project.

Soylent Squared Nutritional Bars

$30.00

These Soylent Squared nutritional bars are not only good for you but good for the planet as well – and best of all, they’re still not made from people. Each perfectly portioned bar contains 36 essential nutrients and is only 100 kcal per serving.

Moving Ink Blot Masks

$29.95

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.

Retractable Umbrella Backpack

$86.99

This retractable umbrella backpack will ensure you stay nice and dry when a shower catches you off-guard. Designed to provide superior protection for photography gear, it also comes with a handy umbrella that you can easily whip out in rainy or sunny weather.

Rack And Pour Liquor Dispensers

$222.00

Give your home bar the look and feel of a fancy watering hole by serving your drinks with the rack and pour liquor dispensers. Perfect for bars that are tight on space, it allows you to store bottles in a manner that keeps them handy and ready to serve at all times.

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Model Flux Capacitor

$45.00

Time travel will be closer than ever before when you get your hands on this excellently made flux capacitor. This screen-accurate replica will make a stellar gift for your favorite Back to the Future fanatic in this or any other time line.

Wizard Of Oz Doorstop

$79.00

You’re definitely not in Kansas anymore with these Wizard Of Oz Doorstops. Featuring the Wicked Witch of the East’s ruby slippers and snake like feet, this decorative doorstop is a cute way to keep your doors open, and makes a great gift for Wizard Of Oz fans.

Mini Wacky Inflatable Flailing Tube Man

$9.58

Everyone’s favorite wacky inflatable tube man is making the leap from the used car lot to your living space! Available in two desktop appropriate sizes, it’s designed to fit on top of a small base that can be operated with the push of a single button.

Trump Toilet Brush

$7.99

Make your toilet bowl great again by keeping it spick and span with this Trump toilet brush. Forty-five won’t disappoint as he puts his glorious golden faux-locks to work to drain that porcelain swamp. Your toilet is going to look so good folks, believe me.

World’s Biggest Box Of Nerds

$38.00

Open up the world’s biggest box of Nerds and enjoy binge eating your favorite candy until your teeth are nothing more than cavity ridden stumps. This mammoth box of Nerds contains one and a half pounds of delicious strawberry and grape Nerds.

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Rules For Not Giving A Fuck

$8.13

The writing that composes this “Rules for Not Giving a Fuck” print are words to live by. Available in a variety of different sizes, this excellent housewarming gift and cheeky print and conversation starter will instantly add pizzazz to any wall it’s hung on.