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Pyro Putty Fire Starter

$24.99

If you’re in a bind and need to get a fire going quickly, the Phone Skope Pyro Putty will come to the rescue. This waterproof and weather-resistant survival tool will help you spark a flame that will burn for 15 minutes with only a quarter-sized dab.

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Ideal for survival, emergency fire starting, winter high altitude, summer fast burning and it’s Eco-friendly!

Ice Roller For Your Face

$18.99

Help keep your beautiful mug looking as radiant as ever with the ice roller for your face. This miracle device will help with everything from shrinking pores and relieving fatigue to preventing wrinkles and even minimizing sore muscles and alleviating headaches.

Cock Breath Mints

$6.99

After a big meaty meal, nothing will freshen your breath quite like a couple of Cock Breath Mints. These small mints feature a delightful peppermint flavor and come housed in a creative and tastefully designed tin large enough to hold around 165 mints.

Car French Fry Holder

$13.95

Munching on your deep fried potato sticks while you’re driving just got a whole lot easier with this car french fry holder. This multi-functional car accessory will fit perfectly in your car’s cup holder so that you can easily snack without making a mess.

Alpaca Hug Pillow

$27.99

As far as snuggle buddies go, you won’t find a better one than this insanely cute alpaca hug pillow. This adorably designed pillow is disguised like a super soft and huggable little alpaca that you can cuddle with for hours on end.

Not Parent Approved Card Game For Kids

$29.99

Get your screen-obsessed kids to actually look forward to family game night with Not Parent Approved. This wildly fun and family-friendly Cards-Against-Humanity-like game will create nonstop laughter and is perfect for anywhere from 4 to 10 players.

World’s Toughest Ultralight Survival Tent

$19.95

Don’t venture into the great outdoors without the world’s toughest ultralight survival tent! This reusable windproof and waterproof shelter is made from a tear-resistant, extra-thick HeatFlex Mylar that reflects heat outward or inward – making it ideal for both hot and cold climates.

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Judy Emergency Disaster Kits

$195.00

These Judy emergency disaster kits will ensure you’re prepared for whatever comes your way. You’ll be able to choose from a variety of kits ranging from bulky ones that are ideal for family homes to more portable ones that you can carry on your back.

X9R Marauder 25,000 Lumen Flashlight

$600.50

The insanely powerful X9R Marauder 25,000 lumen flashlight will turn the dead of night into high noon. Capable of lighting up to 689 yards, it comes with 8 brightness settings and a rechargeable battery that can power the flashlight for up to 27 hours.

Samurai Sword Cake Cutter

$21.74

Slice your pastries with warrior-like skill and precision using this samurai sword cake cutter. This creatively designed kitchen accessory is made from sturdy polypropylene plastic and is completely dishwasher safe for easy cleanup.

Giant Inflatable Grim Reaper

$37.31

Instantly give your home a grisly ambiance by placing this giant inflatable grim reaper on your front lawn. It’s made from a tough waterproof nylon cloth and comes with a built-in fan that will inflate it to a height of 8-feet in mere seconds.

AfterCourse Post-Sex Wipes

$13.96

Ensure all your naughty bits are nice and clean after an invigorating romp in the sack by using these AfterCourse post-sex wipes. These flushable wipes are the perfect way to tidy up and refresh yourself if you don’t have a shower nearby.

Dog Leotards

$45.99

Keep your precious pooch from shedding all over your home by dressing him up in one of these snazzy dog leotards. They’re lightweight, breathable, and are available in a range of sizes and colors so that you can find the one that’s perfect for your canine.