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Confetti High Fives

$11.99

Celebrate national high five day – yes that’s actually a thing – with an epic confetti blasting high five. This re-loadable hand device shoots out biodegradable confetti when you high five someone. It’s perfect for sporting events and weddings.

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You know that feeling when you give the perfect high-five? Multiply it by fireworks! We have all been there before…completely submerged in a pool of celebratory tension when you make direct eye contact with someone who is ready to take that moment to the stars with an epic high five.

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Real Human Bones

$25.00

No longer must you meet up with strange men named Duncan under a bridge to get some top level, genuine human bones. That’s right folks, now you can buy real human bones online – and with free delivery too! What a time to be alive!

Telescoping Magnetic Pick-Up Tool

$15.00

Ensure nothing is left behind at the job site by collecting spare nails and metallic debris with this telescoping magnetic pick-up tool. It comes with a powerful magnet capable of pulling up to 15-pounds and can extend up to 30-inches.

The Truck Tailgate Locker

$239.99

Increase your already impressive truck bed’s storage capacity by outfitting your ride with the truck Tailgate Locker. It’s made from a tough weatherproof fabric and comes with tons of storage along with padding and integrated handles ideal for securing your bikes.

Butt Shaped Pillows

$99.00

It’s a scientifically proven fact that bubble butts provide the best neck and back support – which is why you owe it to yourself to rest your tired and lonely head on one of these life size natural latex butt shaped pillows. The Buttress pillow is comfy, firm, and comes in many colors.

Wearable Bluetooth Keyboard

$99.99

This wearable Bluetooth keyboard is the revolutionary new product designed to turn anything around you into your own personal keyboard. It allows you to easily type, navigate through screens, and even control smart TVs just by tapping your fingers on any surface.

Therapeutic Weighted Blanket

$158.01

Harness the power of deep touch stimulation and simulate the feeling of being hugged with this therapeutic weighted blanket. The blanket is designed to stimulate pressure points on your body that are associated with improved sleep and relaxation.

Halo ODST Body Armor Costume

Halo ODST Body Armor Costume

$500.00

Prepare for intergalactic warfare by suiting up in this Halo ODST body armor costume. This fan-made costume is hand crafted from urethane resin and EVA foam so it’s lightweight and can be customized to fit your exact measurements.

Savage Choices Party Game

$25.00

Who ever thought that ruining people’s lives could be so much fun? Savage Choices is the party game where players select a character card and attribute cards and go up against a judge in order to try and convince him to live a life as their character.

Retractable Umbrella Backpack

$86.99

This retractable umbrella backpack will ensure you stay nice and dry when a shower catches you off-guard. Designed to provide superior protection for photography gear, it also comes with a handy umbrella that you can easily whip out in rainy or sunny weather.

brass hex bolt pen

Brass Hex Bolt Pen

$16.50

Quit wasting your time with cheap unreliable plastic pens and upgrade to the brass hex bolt pen. This quality writing instrument comes with refillable ink cartridges and sports a sleek, balanced, and damn near unbreakable CNC machined brass body.

Refrigerator Lock

$14.95

Keep your curious toddlers from opening up the fridge and making a total mess in the kitchen by outfitting your fridge with this refrigerator lock. It features an easy installation that requires no tools and opens up using a small key.

Two Person Indoor Sauna

$2,799.99

Pamper yourself from the comfort of home by stepping into your very own two person indoor sauna. This relaxing oasis features a solid Canadian hemlock construction along with 6 infrared carbon heaters able to provide up to 141 degrees of warmth.