Punish your anus and permanently stain your bed sheets by bravely sprinkling in some “Shit The Bed” hot sauce onto your meals. It’s loaded with Scorpion chillies – the 3rd hottest chili in the world – along with a blend of varied herbs and spices.
ULTRA HOT WITH FLAVOR – Imported from Australia this hot sauce has an impeccable blend of heat and flavour in a generous 8oz bottle. It measures around 35,000 on the Scoville Scale. The perfect sauce for people who like it hot but not insane. 10 times hotter than regular Tabasco.
PACKED WITH FRUIT AND VEG – Made entirely of Scorpion and Birds Eye peppers, citrus juices, vegetables, the superfood Goji Berries, Apple Cider Vinegar, Coconut sugar and Himalayan pink salt. This is the healthiest hot sauce on the planet. No GMOs, no gluten, no processed sugar, no preservatives, no additives, no water.
HILARIOUS GIFT IDEA – Perfectly priced as a stocking stuffer or Secret Santa present.
QUALITY PACKAGING – Custom made ‘Dom Perignon’ Champagne inspired bottle, as this sauce is the ‘champagne of hot sauces’. Gorgeous, extravagant packaging reflects the quality of the sauce inside.
WORLDWIDE INTERNET PHENOMENON – The sauce has gone viral multiple times catapulting Bunsters to create a world record for hot sauce crowdfunding. In 2015 $250,000 AUD was raised to fund the distinctive bottle and international shipping.
Get the kids to spend more time playing outdoors by placing them in the inflatable bumper balls. With these bubbly suits, your kids will finally be able to roughhouse all they want without risking hurting each other – or listening to their parents tell them not to.
Language barriers may soon become a thing of the past thanks to this instant language translator device. This wearable translator requires no online connection and comes with a proprietary voice translation system that can translate in as little as 2 seconds.
Catch your significant other off guard when you pop the big question by storing the ring inside the stealth engagement ring box. This sleek aluminum crafted box is compact enough to easily store in your pocket and comes with built-in magnets that ensure a perfect seal.
While other pets wither and die, the robotic fish is the one pet you can count on to to stand the test of time – even if you forget to feed it. As long as there’s juice in his batteries, this little guy will happily swim all day and night for your personal enjoyment.
Keep important documents safe and at hand while you trot the globe using this minimalist travel wallet. This genuine leather wallet is designed to securely carry everything from credit cards to boarding passes and passports while still maintaining a slim profile.
Get your screen-obsessed kids to actually look forward to family game night with Not Parent Approved. This wildly fun and family-friendly Cards-Against-Humanity-like game will create nonstop laughter and is perfect for anywhere from 4 to 10 players.
Stop checking your man’s phone while he sleeps – go the professional route by interrogating him with help from the hand shocking lie detector. Only the truth will set your baby daddy free and keep him from getting shocked should he decide to answer dishonestly.