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Spinning Rave Orbital

$24.99

Kick it into high gear and create mind-bending visuals for your fellow ravers and party-goers using this spinning rave orbital. Apart from the nearly indestructible polycarbonate shell it boasts a 10+ hour battery life and 9 professionally engineered display modes.

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Professional Dual-Orbit Set Housed Within A Virtually Indestructible Polycarbonate Shell.
Made With Virtually Indestructible Polycarbonate Shell and Reversible LEDs.

Extreme Vehicle Protection Bag

$297.49

Help keep your pride and joy in pristine condition by shielding it from the elements with the extreme vehicle protection bag. Designed to withstand hurricanes and flood conditions, the bag provides excellent 360-degree coverage for unsurpassed protection.

Gorilla Grabber Arm Toy

$11.95

Why would anyone use their own arms for anything if they could use one of these amazing gorilla arm grabber toys instead? This amazing toy is one of those classic grabber arms for kids and short people who needs a toy to play with or a long grabber arm to reach things.

Semen, Blood & Breast Milk Perfume

$85.00

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

Build Your Own Cabin Kit

$49,900.00

As it turns out, you really can get just about anything on Amazon – like your own cozy cabin! With this incredible kit you’ll be able to build yourself a quaint yet sturdy little cabin perfect for utilizing as a vacation home for the family.

Modular Raised Garden Bed

$93.56

Give your backyard a dash of flair by beautifying your property with these modular raised garden bed planters. These hexagonal garden beds are both UV and moisture-resistant and can be stacked on top of each other to create different heights.

Air Terrarium

$475.57

Give any part of your home a hint of natural beauty by placing this air terrarium on display. Made of acrylic that’s 10 times stronger than glass, this self-contained automated ecosphere perfectly replicates the natural conditions and beauty of a tropical forest canopy.

X9R Marauder 25,000 Lumen Flashlight

$600.50

The insanely powerful X9R Marauder 25,000 lumen flashlight will turn the dead of night into high noon. Capable of lighting up to 689 yards, it comes with 8 brightness settings and a rechargeable battery that can power the flashlight for up to 27 hours.

Doctor Who LEGO Kit

$216.39

Role play the Doctor’s most iconic timey-wimey adventures by building your own TARDIS with this Doctor Who LEGO kit. The kit includes a console room, TARDIS, and four minifigures – the Eleventh Doctor, Clara Oswald, a Weeping Angel, and two Daleks.

Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches

$12.50

Unless you’ve got a good roach guy, you can’t afford not to pass up this deal for a pair bonafide Madagascar hissing cockroaches! Guaranteed to arrive alive and crawling, each shipment includes your choice of male or female roaches.

The Truck Tailgate Locker

$239.99

Increase your already impressive truck bed’s storage capacity by outfitting your ride with the truck Tailgate Locker. It’s made from a tough weatherproof fabric and comes with tons of storage along with padding and integrated handles ideal for securing your bikes.

Portable Water Turbine USB Charger

$129.99

Harness the power of water to keep your devices powered up using this portable water turbine USB charger. This camping must-have allows you to use rivers and streams in order to generate power that you can then use to juice up your electronics.

Pyro Putty Fire Starter

$20.99

If you’re in a bind and need to get a fire going quickly, the Phone Skope Pyro Putty will come to the rescue. This waterproof and weather-resistant survival tool will help you spark a flame that will burn for 15 minutes with only a quarter-sized dab.