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Carabiner Grappling Hook

$37.90

Scale the tallest walls with the greatest of ease when you’re equipped with the carabiner grappling hook. Hand forged from steel, it’s designed to hold heavy loads and features collapsible hooks designed for easy transport.

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This high quality and durable grappling hook from TI-EDC can be used in outdoor climbing activities and wilderness survival and adventure activities. It is one of the essential equipments for outdoor enthusiasts.

Garmin inReach Mini Sat-Comm Device

$336.15

The Garmin inReach mini sat-comm device is your go-to gadget for staying in touch when you venture off the grid. It can do everything from sending and receiving texts to accessing NOAA weather charts and triggering a SOS alert in the case of an emergency.

Semen, Blood & Breast Milk Perfume

$105.00

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

Modular Smart Home Inserts Outlet

$57.99

Add functionality to your home’s outlets by upgrading to this modular smart home inserts outlet. It is simple to install and comes with a wired slot in the middle so that you can switch between inserts like a USB charger or a night light.

LoveBalls Hot Water Bottle & Stress Balls

$19.99

Get the relief you need by grabbing a hold of some LoveBalls. Crafted from silicone, this testicle shaped anxiety relief and hot water bottle can be heated or cooled to provide soothing relief while the soft and squishy testicles will work wonders to take the edge off.

Bottled Frustration Brainteaser Puzzle

$12.99

Flex your brain muscles and see if you’ve got what it takes to solve this bottled frustration brainteaser puzzle. In this surprisingly challenging brainteaser you’ll be tasked with trying to remove the small wooden marble from the bottle. Simple enough, right?

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Shower Margarita Machine

$8.95

Turn shower time into happy hour with the Shower Margarita Machine. This must-have bathroom accessory comes in a vibrantly and hilariously designed box measuring 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” and is guaranteed to create laughs.

Voice & Motion Activated Prank Stickers

$7.99

These Voice and Motion Activated Prank Stickers will help you make fools of your friends and family, or just strangers at the bar or airport. Stick these prank stickers on vending machines, hand dryers, water fountains, coffee makers … and watch as the hilarity ensues.

Men’s Super Size Mask

$7.91

See what you’d look like if you ate fast food 24/7 by putting on this men’s super size mask. The mask covers the lower half of the face and is fitted with an elastic band so that you can easily put in on and take it off. It’s the perfect accessory for dozens of creative costumes.

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Jason Garden Gnome

$15.00

This Jason garden gnome will send every lawn ornament in sight running for the hills. Standing at 8″, this eerie Jason gnome 3D-printed from PLA is armed with a bloody machete and can even be customized with blood spatter to make it extra gruesome.

The Pet Stroller

$439.95

Give your fur baby a load-off while you’re out-and-about by having him hop inside the pet stroller. It features a tri-wheel design to provide stability along with a heavy-duty cabin with a spacious interior and a weight capacity of 110 pounds.

The Charcoal Cookbook

$17.71

Make your BBQ’s the talk of the town by upping your grilling game with the Charcoal cookbook. World renowned chef Josiah Citrin takes you on a culinary journey to show you how to make almost 100 different coal-cooked main and side dishes.

Netgear Next Gen Nighthawk Routers

$249.50

These next-generation Nighthawk routers from Netgear are designed to keep up with our technology driven lives. This line of new routers will boast WiFi 6 technology which will reportedly deliver up to 4x better performance than the previous generation.