Scale the tallest walls with the greatest of ease when you’re equipped with the carabiner grappling hook. Hand forged from steel, it’s designed to hold heavy loads and features collapsible hooks designed for easy transport.
This high quality and durable grappling hook from TI-EDC can be used in outdoor climbing activities and wilderness survival and adventure activities. It is one of the essential equipments for outdoor enthusiasts.
Learn to shred like the music gods in no time at all with the guitar learning system. This ingenious device goes over the guitar and shows you how to play the different chords with your fingers. It even includes a 60 day instructional program to help you get started.
Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful poems and haikus.
Set your insides on fire by giving the Toe of Satan a lick or two. Straight from the seventh circle of hell, this incredibly hot hand-poured lollipop is made with an devilishly hot chili extract that comes in at 9 million units on the Scoville heat scale!
Give your noggin the five-star treatment using the mini scalp head massager. This handy waterproof device features 3 massage modes, 2 speed settings, and 4 small massage heads with a total of 96 contact points that rotate both clockwise and counter-clockwise.
Ensure you never commit the mortal sin of overcooking your precious slab of meat by using this premium smart meat thermometer. It comes with four wireless probes that will monitor not only the internal meat temperature, but the external temperature as well.
Get away with public intoxication this Halloween by hitting the streets dressed in this drunk piggy back ride costume. This hilarious getup creates the illusion your drunken-self is being carried home by a very kind traditionally dressed Bavarian man.
If you like wearing sweatpants all day, then you’ll love the wearable sleeping bag. With the ability to take a nap anywhere at anytime, the wearable sleeping bag is perfect for bums. It’s also great to wear while camping on chilly nights with its insulated core.