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Speed Resistance Training Parachute

$31.99

Improve your acceleration on the field by working out with the speed resistance training parachute. It features a 360 degree rotation belt and a free motion ring in addition to a quick release buckle so you can unhinge yourself mid-sprint.

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Chase your goals with the original SKLZ Speed Chute, a speed resistance training parachute for all kinds of athletes. Train to improve your speed, stamina, strength, and acceleration. This chute provides 15-30 lbs. of resistance, allowing you to improve your stride length and frequency. The easy release belt buckle gives you the lightweight, explosive feeling as you release the chute mid stride. The SKLZ Speed Chute comes with a 2” thick, durable nylon easy release belt that is adjustable for almost any athlete. With a 360-degree rotation ring, it provides you the freedom to practice a variety of drills, so you can train in any direction. Let the pull of the chute encourage an upright posture, while the free-motion ring allows for a free-sliding, comfortable training aid. When positioned on the right or left hip, it allows you to get off the line laterally.

Iron Man Hand USB Drive

$46.99

Get Tony Stark to lend you a hand in saving all your important documents by storing them in the Iron Man hand USB drive. Developed in Stark Laboratories, the USB drives are not only reliable but let you carry a small piece of the famed Avenger wherever you go.

Air Terrarium

$432.00

Give any part of your home a hint of natural beauty by placing this air terrarium on display. Made of acrylic that’s 10 times stronger than glass, this self-contained automated ecosphere perfectly replicates the natural conditions and beauty of a tropical forest canopy.

Carabiner Power Bank

$29.99

Ensure you have power wherever you go by attaching this very practical carabiner power bank to your pack. It’s designed to hold up to 132-lbs and also comes outfitted with a 3000 mAh battery capable of charging up your smartphone two times.

Pink Flamingo Pool Float

$30.00

Soak up some rays in style by jumping on top of this pink flamingo pool float. This vibrant hot pink flamingo is made from a durable multi-color vinyl and measures over four feet wide when inflated, assuring there’s plenty of room to lay out on.

Garmin inReach Mini Sat-Comm Device

$349.99

The Garmin inReach mini sat-comm device is your go-to gadget for staying in touch when you venture off the grid. It can do everything from sending and receiving texts to accessing NOAA weather charts and triggering a SOS alert in the case of an emergency.

Trump Toilet Brush

$7.99

Make your toilet bowl great again by keeping it spick and span with this Trump toilet brush. Forty-five won’t disappoint as he puts his glorious golden faux-locks to work to drain that porcelain swamp. Your toilet is going to look so good folks, believe me.

Pregancy Car Seat Belt Adjuster

$19.54

Make driving around with your baby bump less uncomfortable for all involved with this pregnancy car seat belt adjuster. This handy device makes the belt sit across your thighs, rather than over your ever-growing belly.

Hot Sauce Cannon

$19.99

Spice up your meals Captain Morgan style with the hot sauce cannon. Styled like a pint-size cannon, this Captain Morgan brand hot sauce will add a zesty and spicy twist to any meal. Best of all, the bottle can be refilled and reused after you empty it out.

Gold Playing Cards

$52.87

Up the ante without sacrificing a single chip next time you deal a game with the gold playing cards. This luxurious deck of cards – fit for King Midas himself – come coated with a custom gold paint job that is perfect for a adding a little class to game night.

Instant Ice Cream Maker

$1.00

Whip up delicious frozen treats in record time using this instant ice cream maker. After following the simple recipes, simply place the mixture onto the bowl’s fast freeze surface and begin turning it with the plastic spatula until your treat is frozen and creamy.

Alcohol Vaporizing Pump

$19.99

Enjoy the fun and debauchery of alcohol without those nasty hangovers by getting shit-faced with this alcohol vaporizing pump. This calorie-free method of alcohol consumption lets you savor your spirit’s rich taste while eliminating the risk of hangovers the next day.

McDonald’s Szechuan Sauce

$39.98

The holy grail of dipping sauces can now be yours! This package includes 10 tiny packets filled with the now nearly-mythical Szechuan dipping sauce released by McDonalds in the 1990s as part of a promotional campaign for the film Mulan.