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Dakboard Smart Wall Display

$399.95

Usher your bedroom into the future by hanging up the Dakboard smart wall display. This giant wall-mounted tablet features a massive 24″ 1920×1080 screen that connects seamlessly to your digital calendar so that you can easily visualize the day ahead of you.

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This giant wall-mounted tablet features a massive 24″ 1920×1080 screen that connects seamlessly to your digital calendar so that you can easily visualize the day ahead of you.

Coffee Brewing Alarm Clock

$395.00

Ensure you get the day started off on the right foot – even if you’re not a morning person – with the coffee brewing alarm clock. Every day you’ll awaken to the glorious aroma of roasted beans being freshly brewed into a piping hot cup of coffee to get your day going.

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Custom Geeky Wedding Cake Toppers

$120.00

Turn your delicious cake into the focal point of your special day by accenting it with one of these custom geeky wedding cake toppers. These hand made works of art are customized with all types of characters from popular geek culture like Star Wars and Nintendo.

How Not To Kill Your Baby Book

$2.76

Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

Hidden Storage Compartment Bed

$915.40

Use your bedroom’s space more efficiently than ever by storing all your stuff inside this hidden storage compartment bed. The mattress lifts up to reveal a discreet yet ample space that you can use for storing anything from clothes to books, or spare linens.

Annoying Sound Torture Devices

$129.95

Spice up your dull workweek by declaring an all-out prank war at the workplace using these annoying sound torture devices. They’re small enough to hide inside or under any desk and emit impossibly annoying sounds that’ll drive your coworkers crazy for hours on end.

Remote Control Mini Drone

$19.99

Take flight anytime and anywhere you want no matter how cramped your surroundings, with the remote control mini drone. This pint sized drone features 3 levels of adjustable speed and can easily maneuver in small spaces making it ideal for indoor use.

Eat A D*ck Parody Bumper Sticker

$8.66

Piss off nearly every driver on the road faster than your car can go from 0-60 by expressing your disdain for mankind with the “eat a d*ck” coexist parody bumper sticker. The crass message is cleverly written using only the symbols of the world’s leading religions.

The Smart Curtain Robot

$18.81

Make your day-to-day life easier by automating your curtains with the smart curtain robot. Even if your home is 100 years olds, it can still easily be installed in 30 seconds without any screws, nuts, or bolts and is compatible with Siri, Google Home, and Alexa.

The Fake Key Fob Secret Stash Box

$14.98

Keep small valuables safe by hiding them in plain sight inside of the fake key fob secret stash box. This cleverly designed stash box securely snaps together to keep your possessions safe and can be opened by inserting and twisting a key or coin into the bottom.

Reverse Peephole Viewer

$42.94

Assess potential threats inside an unknown home by giving it a quick once over using this reverse peephole viewer. By placing it over the peephole you’ll be able to scope out the place so that you know what you’re getting yourself into.

The No Pressure Head Bed

$124.96

Sleep better than ever before by resting your tired noggin on the no pressure head bed. This one of a kind pillow features a patented hyper-elastic polymer that’s arranged into small triangles to provide core lateral strength, so it won’t ever go flat or sink.

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Sunflower Skull Ornaments

$31.55

Add a dash of twisted beauty to your property by creeping up the place with these sunflower skull ornaments. These hauntingly beautiful garden accessories are skillfully made by hand and will make excellent props for both your yard and haunted house.