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AfterCourse Post-Sex Wipes

$13.96

Ensure all your naughty bits are nice and clean after an invigorating romp in the sack by using these AfterCourse post-sex wipes. These flushable wipes are the perfect way to tidy up and refresh yourself if you don’t have a shower nearby.

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HYGIENE IS HOT: Hygiene is important, especially when it comes to being intimate. While condoms keep you safe, AfterCourse Wipes keep you clean. We provide a method that is not only easy, but safe and convenient. AfterCourse Wipes were designed for all your sexual and sanitary needs, optimizing cleanliness after intercourse. This pack of individually-wrapped wipes makes it easy to take cleanliness on the go!

I Love You Pillow Cases

$32.99

Turn your bedroom into a more loving spot for you and your sweetie using these “I love you” pillow cases. They come decorated with a cute and simple little cartoon of a couple romantically talking to each other through a tin can telephone.

TMNT Shredder Cheese Shredder

$29.01

Shred your blocks of cheese like a ninja using the TMNT Shredder cheese shredder. Having been the inspiration for the fearsome villain of the Ninja Turtles, this is unique cheese grater comes outfitted with a handle shaped like the dastardly Shredder.

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Offensive Workplace Pens

$11.50

Let people know how you really feel about being at work by jotting down notes with these offensive workplace pens. Each pen in this brightly colored set comes with a cheeky phrase like “I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow, that’s not my job, and oh, for f*cks sake.”

Carabiner Power Bank

$29.99

Ensure you have power wherever you go by attaching this very practical carabiner power bank to your pack. It’s designed to hold up to 132-lbs and also comes outfitted with a 3000 mAh battery capable of charging up your smartphone two times.

Rainbow Light Projector

$49.99

Project an awe inspiring double rainbow anywhere in your home with this rainbow light projector. Perfect for brightening up a kid’s room with a beautiful display of colors, the rainbow light projector will have your children crying tears of joy.

Transforming Bumblebee Costume

$44.99

Turn your kid into his favorite Autobot with this amazing transforming Bumblebee costume. This officially licensed three-in-one costume is designed in a way that will allow your little trick-or-treater to actually transform in front of your very eyes.

The Camping Rocket Stove

$89.99

Level up your culinary game at the campsite by preparing your meals on the camping Rocket Stove. In just five short minutes, this heavy-duty accessory quickly goes from a box to a fully functional wood-burning stove top that you can set up virtually anywhere.

Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches

$19.50

Unless you’ve got a good roach guy, you can’t afford not to pass up this deal for a pair bonafide Madagascar hissing cockroaches! Guaranteed to arrive alive and crawling, each shipment includes your choice of male or female roaches.

Snail Jelly Face Mask

$21.95

Get the young, radiant, and slimy looking skin you’ve always yearned for by using these snail jelly masks. Each mask comes coated with real snail secretion, which has been known to have a variety of regenerative effects on the skin.

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Rhombic Dodecahedron Infinity Prism

$369.99

This rhombic dodecahedron infinity prism will instantly flood any plain room in your home with vibrant color. This acrylic lamp measures 10-inches by 7-inches and will project the colors on its surface to a distance of 20-feet.

Gourmet Tinned Octopus

$22.79

Expand your culinary horizons with a little treat from the sea by snacking on a bit of gourmet tinned octopus. This small low-calorie Portuguese octopus is high in B12 and comes marinated in a mix of garlic and olive oil to enhance its flavor profile.

Tortuga 1667 Board Game

$24.99

Plunder, pillage, and mutiny your way to victory by trying to best your mateys in the Tortuga 1667 board game. Each player holds a secret loyalty to the British or to the French and has to try to amount the most treasure before the arrival of the Spanish Armada.