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AfterCourse Post-Sex Wipes

$13.96

Ensure all your naughty bits are nice and clean after an invigorating romp in the sack by using these AfterCourse post-sex wipes. These flushable wipes are the perfect way to tidy up and refresh yourself if you don’t have a shower nearby.

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HYGIENE IS HOT: Hygiene is important, especially when it comes to being intimate. While condoms keep you safe, AfterCourse Wipes keep you clean. We provide a method that is not only easy, but safe and convenient. AfterCourse Wipes were designed for all your sexual and sanitary needs, optimizing cleanliness after intercourse. This pack of individually-wrapped wipes makes it easy to take cleanliness on the go!

Samurai Sword Cake Cutter

$10.63

Slice your pastries with warrior-like skill and precision using this samurai sword cake cutter. This creatively designed kitchen accessory is made from sturdy polypropylene plastic and is completely dishwasher safe for easy cleanup.

Waterproof Socks

$37.95

Stay dry while trudging through Mother Nature’s wettest terrains by wearing these waterproof socks. Each pair features a singular 3 layer construction designed to provide a comfortable and breathable fit no matter what the conditions are like.

Baby Lobster Costume

$23.95

Something’s cooking in the kitchen and it’s deliciously adorable. The baby lobster costume is a two piece ensemble that’ll transform your tiny tot into an impossibly cute sea critter ideal for complementing your chef costume.

Giant Ten Pound Toblerone Bar

$71.60

Experience a sugar rush of coma inducing levels by taking on this giant ten pound Toblerone bar by yourself. Weighing in at just under ten pounds, this gigantic bar makes the perfect gift for any one with sweet tooth and a monster appetite.

Spiral Blade Knife

$79.99

When it comes to piercing factor, the spiral blade knife stands in a class of its own. This deadly knife comes with a fiberglass reinforced nylon handle for a secure grip and features an 8 inch 2Cr13 stainless steel blade with 3 distinct cutting edges.

Hot Sauce Cannon

$14.99

Spice up your meals Captain Morgan style with the hot sauce cannon. Styled like a pint-size cannon, this Captain Morgan brand hot sauce will add a zesty and spicy twist to any meal. Best of all, the bottle can be refilled and reused after you empty it out.

Semen, Blood & Breast Milk Perfume

$85.00

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

Iron Man Floating Action Figure

$249.99

Tony’s making a pit stop by your desk to relieve you of your boredom with the Iron Man floating action figure. This tiny Iron Man utilizes electromagnetic attraction and repulsion to create a hovering effect so that the Mark II appears to be flying!

Hydrogen Reactor Portable Fuel Cell

$74.99

Keep your electronic devices juiced up when you go off the grid by keeping them charged using the hydrogen reactor portable fuel cell. The double hydrogen core design provides the power equivalent of 30 AA batteries – making it ideal for disaster readiness.

Finger Feet

$5.83

You’ve seen hands on fingers before, now, feast your eyes on finger feet! Available in various skin tones, each set comes with a small left and right plastic foot that will snugly fit over your fingertips so that you can strut your stuff in style when boredom strikes.

Oculus Quest All-In-One VR Headset

$699.99

Journey into and explore the virtual world from the comfort of home by placing the Oculus Quest VR headset over your eyes. Requiring no smartphone or PC to run, it utilizes 4 wide-angle sensors to track your position in real time without the use of external sensors.

The World’s Hottest Gummy Bear

$11.94

Set your insides on fire while satisfying your sweet tooth with the word’s hottest gummy bear. Affectionately named Lil’ Nitro, this ridiculously spicy gummy comes in a 9 million Scoville units – making it 900 times hotter than a jalapeño.

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