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Creepy Coin Eating Bank

$10.99

Teach your children the horrifying lessons of financial responsibility with the creepy coin eating bank. This traumatizing device features an anthropomorphic abomination that devours coins while the lifeless doll-like eyes stare directly into your soul.

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A unique piggy bank that will not only help your kids save money, but also provide hours of fun!
The Face Bank features a built in motion sensor that starts when you put your hand up to it.
Fits almost every type of standard coin – Quarters, Dimes, Nickels, Pennies and more.

Filet Mignon Beef Jerky

$49.99

One bite of this scrumptious filet mignon beef jerky and you’ll never go back to the regular store bought kind again. Each pack is filled with delicious meaty morsels of 100% filet mignon that has been marinated to perfection for your enjoyment.

Reclaimed Wood Iron Foosball Table

$5,995.00

Keep your man cave or entertainment room fun while maintaining your home’s elegant decor with this beautiful reclaimed wood iron foosball table. It features a robust iron base that’s complemented by a gorgeous top part constructed from solid reclaimed hardwood.

Donald Trump Dog Toy

$1.00

Make Sparky’s exercise time great again by playing fetch using this Donald Trump dog toy. This pint-size Commander in Chief comes dressed in his finest navy blue suit and oversize red tie and stands 8.5-inches tall, making it perfect for dogs of all sizes.

Over-The-Door Neck Stretcher

$1.00

Forget the chiropractor and relieve bodily pain yourself using the over-the-door neck stretcher. This portable device features a durable metallic design, can be easily adjusted, and is great for treating all kinds of neck, back, and shoulder discomfort.

Wireless Neckband Bluetooth Speakers

$1.00

Surround yourself with rich immersive sound by trading in your earbuds for these wireless neckband Bluetooth speakers. The arched design distributes weight evenly while the 2 waterproof speakers will pump out premium sound.

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Creeping Thyme

$7.29

This gorgeous creeping thyme will make your yard look like something right out of a fairy tale. It has a bright purple-fuchsia hue that catches the eye and will add endless charm to your property, a must for any gardener or plant lover’s home.

Waterproof Socks

$38.00

Stay dry while trudging through Mother Nature’s wettest terrains by wearing these waterproof socks. Each pair features a singular 3 layer construction designed to provide a comfortable and breathable fit no matter what the conditions are like.

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Inhuman Conditions Interrogation Game

$199.95

From the co-creators of Secret Hitler and Better Myths comes Inhuman Conditions, the five minute party game for two players that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Through a series of questions, one player must determine if the other player is a robot or human.

Burglar Deterrent Light Bulb

$19.99

Keep your home secure while you’re away by deterring would be burglars with these smart light bulbs. They give off the appearance that you’re home even when the house is empty, can function as smoke detectors, and also provide up to 4 hours of emergency lighting.

Smokeless Indoor BBQ Grill

$1.00

Get on the fast track to a healthy diet by preparing your meals on the smokeless indoor BBQ grill. The bold and functional design makes it remarkably simple to grill meats and veggies, and features a stainless steel drip pan to help reduce fat and cholesterol.

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Tarantula Bedding Set

$1.00

Nothing will guarantee a restful night’s sleep quite like sleeping wrapped up in these tarantula bedding set. Each piece of this microfiber set sports a massive and very detailed depiction of a tarantula, making this a fabulous addition for any arachnophobe’s room.

Modern Capture The Flag Game

$1.00

Experience a classic pastime in a whole new light by engaging in a rousing game of modern capture the flag. Instead of an actual flag, you play with a visually dynamic compact light up ball – making it ideal for night time matches.