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Fart Gas Neutralizing Pads

$19.95

Kiss the days of having to control your flatulence goodbye by using one of these fart gas neutralizing pads. They adhere discreetly to clothing and contain antimicrobial activated charcoal technology that kill the stench before innocent bystanders suffer.

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Antimicrobial, activated charcoal pads filter odors from intestinal gas. It neutralizes any odor that passes through it, so don’t let any escape around it!

Quick Defrosting Tray

$14.14

Thaw frozen food faster than you ever thought possible by placing it on top of this quick defrosting tray. This must-have kitchen accessory’s design and build will help your food defrost up to 20x faster than normal so that you can get eating and on with your day.

Toe Of Satan 9 Million Scoville Lollipop

$19.94

Set your insides on fire by giving the Toe of Satan a lick or two. Straight from the seventh circle of hell, this incredibly hot hand-poured lollipop is made with an devilishly hot chili extract that comes in at 9 million units on the Scoville heat scale!

USB Kill Stick

$96.93

Now you can own a USB stick that destroys anything in its path. Once you plug in this weaponized USB kill stick, it will rapidly charge its capacitors from the USB power supply and then discharge it, permanently disabling any unprotected equipment.

Inflatable Spring Float

$39.99

Cool off like never before as you unwind inside the inflatable spring float. This giant float sprawls across the water’s surface to provide you with a unique and entertaining way to lounge poolside as you lie inside the ginormous spring.

Candy G-String

$10.99

Drive your partner wild by appealing to their sweet tooth with this delectable candy G-String. These sensual undies are made entirely out of little heart-shaped multi-colored hard candies perfect for spicing things up in the bedroom.

Ground-Breaker Zombie Prop

$29.99

Send chills down the spine of every trick-or-treater brave enough to approach your haunted manor by decorating with this ground-breaker zombie prop. This vile-looking zombie can either be hung or placed on the ground to make it appear like he’s rising from his grave.

The Laundry Lasso

$14.99

Keep your laundry room smelling as fresh as your newly washed clothes by preventing mildew from forming with help of the Laundry Lasso. It allows you to keep your washer’s door slightly open yet out of the way to prevent mold, mildew, and bad odors from forming inside.

Middle Finger Pocket Cat Shirt

$11.99

Flip off everyone without actually flipping them off by wearing this middle finger pocket cat shirt. The moment someone pisses you off, simply pull down the shirt pocket and the adorable kitty cat will flip off whoever is looking directly at you.

Rollie Automatic Egg Cooker

$14.99

Quit messing with hot and greasy pans and make your eggs the easy way with the Rollie automatic egg cooker. This time-saving kitchen appliance conveniently cooks your eggs in the shape of little compact rolls without the use of oil or boiling water.

Braeön Thermoplastic Ribbon

$19.99

Duct tape just became obsolete! The Braeön thermoplastic ribbon is the revolutionary and extremely versatile material that’s as malleable as putty but as strong as steel after it molecularly fuses in a matter of seconds.

Gamer’s Console iPhone Case

$19.90

If you love classic games, there’s no better way to protect your smartphone than using this gamer’s console iPhone case. The backside features a fully functional Game Boy inspired console where you can play games like Super Mario and Tetris.

Self-Balancing Electric Unicycle

$1,499.00

Move around town more efficiently than ever while reducing your carbon footprint on this self-balancing electric unicycle. This lightweight unicycle can carry up to 280 pounds, hit a top speed of 20 mph, and is controlled simply by shifting your body weight around.

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