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Monkey Lamps

$340.00

Add some playful charm to any part of your home with these amusing monkey lamps. The imaginative design creates the illusion that some mischievous little monkeys have grabbed your light bulbs and are just hanging around the room to provide you with excellent lighting.

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The beloved Seletti Monkey Lamp has returned in a new, upgraded version specifically designed for outdoor use.

The Ultimate Grill

$1,848.99

Level up your barbecue game by upgrading to the ultimate grill. This meat-grilling-beast boasts three separate and well ventilated cooking chambers, each with a built-in thermometer so that you can grill and smoke your favorite cuts to perfection.

Lawn Zombie Decoration

$114.39

Zombify your lawn and disturb all your pesky neighbors with this lawn zombie decoration. Perfect for Halloween, the decoration will make it look like a hungry zombie is rising from his grave and making his way to the surface world to feast on some delicious braainnssss.

LED Sectional Sofa

$4,999.00

Give your living room a modern and stylish face lift by replacing your beat up sofa with this LED sectional sofa. This European made sectional sofa comes with built-in LEDs that you can customize to the color of your choice to instantly transform the look and feel of the room.

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Sword Handle Umbrellas

$22.00

When you need to stay safe from the rain but also want to keep your man ego intact, a sword handle umbrella is the only solution. From broad swords to samurai swords, you’ll look like a waterproof warlord walking around with any one of these umbrellas.

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

$9.99

Drown out your sexually deviant thoughts in a matter of seconds with the “Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To” book! Jam packed with eighty pages of boner subsiding pictures, this unusual book is a clean and wholesome way to pass the time.

Hot Wheels Coffee Table Book

$144.16

Learn everything you ever wanted to know about one of the world’s most popular toys by reading this Hot Wheels coffee table book. You’ll learn all about its fascinating history – form its humble origins to the monster it is today.

World’s Smallest Glow Worm

$8.40

The world’s smallest glow worm makes the perfect nighttime companion. Measuring just 3-inches long, this adorable little bed bug comes dressed in his finest jammies – complete with a sleeping cap – and lights up when you give him a good squeeze.

Bonsai Red Maple Tree Starter Kit

Bonsai Red Maple Tree Starter Kit

$18.99

Cultivate a serene environment in any part of your hectic home by growing your own bonsai red maple tree. With this starter kit you’ll be able to relax yourself while taking part in the ancient tradition of planting and maintaining your very own miniature tree.

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Throwable 360 Degree Action Camera

$498.99

Get amazing aerial footage that no other action camera will match by capturing the shot with this throwable 360 degree action cam. It boasts twin ultra-wide lenses and omnidirectional image stabilization, captures video in 5.7K at 30 fps and has 2 slow motion modes.

Drunk Piggy Back Ride Costume

$52.99

Get away with public intoxication this Halloween by hitting the streets dressed in this drunk piggy back ride costume. This hilarious getup creates the illusion your drunken-self is being carried home by a very kind traditionally dressed Bavarian man.

Dual Shot Basketball Arcade Game

$319.99

Bring some good old arcade fun to your humble abode by setting up this dual shot basketball arcade game. It features a solid steel frame construction and comes with 10 different games and 6 audio options – perfect for solo play or facing off against an opponent.

Old Book Scented Candle

$19.75

Make your reading nook a little cozier by providing some ambient lighting using this old book scented candle. The candle is made from all natural soy wax and releases a delightful aroma reminiscent of a distinguished library into the air as it burns.