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Rules For Not Giving A Fuck
$8.13
The writing that composes this “Rules for Not Giving a Fuck” print are words to live by. Available in a variety of different sizes, this excellent housewarming gift and cheeky print and conversation starter will instantly add pizzazz to any wall it’s hung on.
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Rules For Not Giving A Fuck – Billy Connolly’s “Rules for Not Giving a Fuck”, quote from Windswept & Interesting (his Autobiography)
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