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The Trump Presidential Wall Game
$49.95
Aid The Donald in keeping those scary hordes of “bad hombres” away by helping him construct his fabled border wall when you play the Trump Presidential Wall Game. Build that bigly wall and push out all the bricks -but be careful not to let the president fall!
Description
Like the classic Humpty Dumpty Rhyme, this game uses the 44 yellow bricks in a frame structure. First person to cause the president to fall LOSES. Take turns pushing the bricks out using your small trowel. Great Gift, Party Game, for fans and “not” fans alike!
“Build That Wall” – Humpty Dumpty President Trumpty sits on a wall, Humpty Dumpty President Trumpty had a great fall.
Push out all the bricks but don’t let the president fall! Build the Wall & Knock it Down!
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