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NERF Ultra One Motorized Blaster

$49.99

Ensure victory on the battlefield by going in armed with the NERF Ultra One motorized blaster. This very capable blaster comes with a high-capacity drum that holds up to 25 rounds and can quickly fire them up to 120-feet away.

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The gold standard in Nerf dart blasting: experience extreme distance, accuracy, and speed with Nerf Ultra blasters that are designed with advanced features to take your Nerf games to the next level!

Samsung Wall Blending QLED TV

$6,999.50

Treat your eyes to a visual masterpiece of brilliant color and crisp imagery every time you watch TV by upgrading to the Samsung wall blending QLED TV. It features an innovative ambient mode designed to blend in seamlessly to your home’s decor.

How Not To Kill Your Baby Book

$26.85

Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

The Magical Makeup Eraser

$19.76

Easily erase all your makeup using nothing more than a bit of water and the magical Makeup Eraser! One side of this machine washable cloth erases all your makeup – even waterproof mascara – while the other side of the cloth exfoliates your skin.

Mosquito Bite Relief Device

$9.99

Get instant alleviation from annoying bites with this mosquito bite relief device. This handy kid-friendly device requires no batteries and relies on small shocks to quickly target the bite and minimize inflammation without the use of any chemicals or needles.

Finger Feet

$5.75

You’ve seen hands on fingers before, now, feast your eyes on finger feet! Available in various skin tones, each set comes with a small left and right plastic foot that will snugly fit over your fingertips so that you can strut your stuff in style when boredom strikes.

World’s Mattest & Flattest Black Paint

$19.99

The world’s mattest and flattest black paint is so dark it’ll turn virtually any item into a jet-black object with just a single coat. This ultra-black acrylic paint reflects absolutely no light and features a surprisingly pleasant cherry-like aroma.

Anatomical LEGO Brick Man

$29.99

Make playtime a little creepy for everyone involved by pulling out this Anatomical LEGO brick man. Standing 5″ tall, this jumbo brick man comes with a half transparent body that reveals his innards and that you can open up in order to dissect him. Wholesome fun for everyone!

Sony PlayStation Classic Console

$69.99

Game like it’s the late ’90s all over again with the Sony PlayStation classic console! While it’s modeled after the original PlayStation, this updated model is actually 45% smaller and comes with 20 classic built-in games like Tekken 3 and Final Fantasy VII.

70 MPH NERF Gun

$84.99

Guarantee your team comes out victorious by arming yourself with this 70 MPH NERF gun. Viewed as the crown jewel of the NERF arsenal, it holds 12 NERFS balls per magazine, has flip up sights for added accuracy, and has a trigger lock for additional safety.

Dual Shot Basketball Arcade Game

$339.99

Bring some good old arcade fun to your humble abode by setting up this dual shot basketball arcade game. It features a solid steel frame construction and comes with 10 different games and 6 audio options – perfect for solo play or facing off against an opponent.

Semen, Blood & Breast Milk Perfume

$85.00

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

The Oregon Trail Handheld Game

$79.95

Get your fill of adventure – and dysentery – by heading west to start anew with the Oregon Trail handheld game. You’ll learn all about the harsh realities of the 19-century pioneer life when you hit the Oregon Trail with your family and cattle in tow.