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Semen, Blood & Breast Milk Perfume

$85.00

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

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Sheer sensuous fantasy. The powdered top note evokes a Woman’s who dresses for seduction – a soft trail of lipstick, the rustling of lace. The intimate ritual of a femme fatale who sees right through the fragile armor of men. Her sophistication is intriguing, as is the commerce she makes of her body. Under the bitter-sweet touch of almond, like a secret that unfolds, comes a hint of supple leather, fluid and flexible, that introduces what is to come : a boudoir, fingers that tighten on a leatherette sofa and the palpable presence of raw desire. Doesn’t every Woman’s have the fantasy of being a temptress in a hotel bar, of yielding to desire in the intimacy of a lift or of giving way to sensuality in silk sheet luxury ?

Sound Effects Controller Attachment

$20.20

Communicate with your fellow gamers more creatively and without saying a single word with help from this sound effects controller attachment. Each of the eleven customizable buttons will play a different sound effect over the in-game voice chat.

World’s Most Compact Folding Stroller

$173.40

The world’s most compact folding stroller is the ideal accessory for any parent on the go. Weighting only 9.5 pounds, it’s crafted from first class materials and ingeniously designed to fold down to a small package you can stuff into a bag or leave standing on its own.

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1200 Lumen Rover Mobile Task Light

$48.95

Instantly illuminate the darkest of places using this 1200 lumen rover mobile task light. It features a lightweight ultra portable design, a sturdy steel exoskeleton, four lighting modes, and can pivot almost 180 degrees so that you can easily adjust it.

Mini Trash & Recycle Bin Pencil Holders

$13.95

Help raise awareness for the environment by keeping your workspace tidy using these mini trash and recycle bin pencil holders. The amusing design disguises these pencil holders as a miniature version of the trash can and recycle bin we all have at home.

Ten Person Cabin Tent

$370.36

Rough it in the wild with your family in absolute luxury by lodging inside the ten person cabin tent. This massive tent features built-in dividers for added privacy and comes with a cozy little front porch ideal for relaxing in.

Hyper Fast Iced Coffee Maker

$39.99

There’s always time to fit a chilled cup of java into your busy day when you’ve got the hyper fast iced coffee maker! This 12.5 ounce container can chill a hot coffee by up to 130 degrees in just 60 seconds without dilution and can also be used with other beverages.

Cock Breath Mints

$5.99

After a big meaty meal, nothing will freshen your breath quite like a couple of Cock Breath Mints. These small mints feature a delightful peppermint flavor and come housed in a creative and tastefully designed tin large enough to hold around 165 mints.

The Ultimate Drinking Game

$34.99

Drink-A-Palooza is a Monopoly-type board game with beer pong, quarters, flip cup, and king’s cup all in one. This liver-destroying board game requires no fancy equipment and can be played with up to 12 people in teams of 2 – making it a college party must-have.

Sparkling Galaxy Roses

$10.49

What better way to show your better half that your love for them will never die than with these gorgeous sparkling galaxy roses? While natural flowers eventually wilt and die, these stunning and vibrant handcrafted roses will live on forever.

Savage Choices Party Game

$25.00

Who ever thought that ruining people’s lives could be so much fun? Savage Choices is the party game where players select a character card and attribute cards and go up against a judge in order to try and convince him to live a life as their character.

Swing Blades

$70.85

These swing blades are perfect for collectors and outdoor enthusiasts alike. These heavy-duty tactical knives are crafted from stainless steel and feature a razor-sharp black blade along with ergonomically designed handles that use non-skit materials.

Fine Edge Keychain Knife

$19.36

Whether you need to slice open an envelope or cut open a box this fine edge keychain knife is the tool for the job. It features a small razor-sharp blade that is ideal for cutting and scraping and comes with a sturdy key ring so that you can conveniently tote it around.