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Semen, Blood & Breast Milk Perfume

$85.00

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

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Sheer sensuous fantasy. The powdered top note evokes a Woman’s who dresses for seduction – a soft trail of lipstick, the rustling of lace. The intimate ritual of a femme fatale who sees right through the fragile armor of men. Her sophistication is intriguing, as is the commerce she makes of her body. Under the bitter-sweet touch of almond, like a secret that unfolds, comes a hint of supple leather, fluid and flexible, that introduces what is to come : a boudoir, fingers that tighten on a leatherette sofa and the palpable presence of raw desire. Doesn’t every Woman’s have the fantasy of being a temptress in a hotel bar, of yielding to desire in the intimacy of a lift or of giving way to sensuality in silk sheet luxury ?

Gummy Bear Anatomy Model

$27.99

Learn more about those delicious little sugary treats you’ve eaten since childhood by analyzing this gummy bear anatomy model. This 41-piece puzzle offers a fun and interactive way to become an anatomical expert as you piece together their savory little body.

Reflective Fire Glass

$37.69

Make your next bonfire look like fucking sorcery by incorporating some reflective fire glass into the mix. Apart from giving your fire an other-worldly appearance, the glass pieces provide hours of heat long after you turn the gas off.

Do Great Work Without Being An Asshole

$17.99

Improve your performance at work without ruffling your coworkers’s feather by reading How to do Great Work Without Being an Asshole. This straight-talking read comes packed with anecdotes and simple strategies for a happier and more productive workplace.

Convection BBQ Smoker

$249.99

This convection BBQ smoker is perfect for cooking up everything from a rack of mouth-watering ribs to an entire juicy turkey. It features a solid stainless steel construction and will cook your meal in half the time as a traditional smoker.

Roller Coaster Costume

$88.34

Halloween is sure to be a wild ride when you and your closest chums dress up in roller coaster costumes. Once you and a few friends are safely strapped into your costumes, you’ll create the illusion that you’re aboard a thrilling amusement park ride.

Inflatable T-Rex Costume

$49.99

Get prehistoric this Halloween season by dressing up in this terrifyingly realistic inflatable T-Rex costume. It is available in both adult and children’s sizes, so you and your little ones can run amok in the neighborhood, getting all the Halloween candy.

Pyro Putty Fire Starter

$24.99

If you’re in a bind and need to get a fire going quickly, the Phone Skope Pyro Putty will come to the rescue. This waterproof and weather-resistant survival tool will help you spark a flame that will burn for 15 minutes with only a quarter-sized dab.

The Toilet Timer

$14.99

The Toilet Timer is for poo-crastinators. Born on Kickstarter, this is a unique sand timer that runs for just about five minutes. Help your loved one do their business and get back to the people they are trying to avoid.

The Pimple Popping Game

$10.46

Relive your glorious puberty years all over again by popping gushy zits from Pimple Pete’s face. In this weirdly fun and oddly satisfying family game you and the other players must pop the all nasty zits on Pete’s face without accidentally bursting the mega-kit.

Levitating Skull Light

$34.69

Give your bedroom or workplace a macabre ambiance with this spooky levitating skull light. This eerie night light employs the use of magnets to make the skull levitate and create a freaky spectacle as it spins over its circular base.

Refined Wood Litter Box Cabinet

$219.99

This refined wood litter box cabinet provides a discreet spot for your feline friend to do his business without taking away from your home’s elegant decor. The cabinet sports a nice Mahogany finish and features a side entrance for easy in and out access.

Gun Cylinder Pen Holder

$24.99

This gun cylinder pen holder is the perfect addition for the desk of any organized firearm enthusiast. It accommodates up to 6 different writing utensils and sports a solid heavy duty cast aluminum construction which makes it a great paper weight as well.