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Semen, Blood & Breast Milk Perfume

$82.45

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

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Sheer sensuous fantasy. The powdered top note evokes a Woman’s who dresses for seduction – a soft trail of lipstick, the rustling of lace. The intimate ritual of a femme fatale who sees right through the fragile armor of men. Her sophistication is intriguing, as is the commerce she makes of her body. Under the bitter-sweet touch of almond, like a secret that unfolds, comes a hint of supple leather, fluid and flexible, that introduces what is to come : a boudoir, fingers that tighten on a leatherette sofa and the palpable presence of raw desire. Doesn’t every Woman’s have the fantasy of being a temptress in a hotel bar, of yielding to desire in the intimacy of a lift or of giving way to sensuality in silk sheet luxury ?

BodyBoss Portable Home Gym

$77.99

With the BodyBoss portable home gym by your side, there’s no excuse for not staying in shape. The simple yet functional design combines a fold up platform, a collapsible bar, wrist/ankle straps, and resistance bands so that you can perform over 300 different exercises.

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Octopus Monster Costume

$367.00

This bizarre-looking octopus monster costume will make you a shoo-in to win first prize at any costume contest you take part in. This Lovecraftian getup is handmade and will fit you great whether you are a man or a woman.

Relaxing Waves Projector

$14.87

Transform your room into a serene underwater oasis with this relaxing waves projector. This compact device projects a flurry of vibrant and hypnotizing patterns designed to help you disconnect from the hectic world around you.

Smell Proof Bags

$14.16

Keep a low profile while transporting your favorite herbs around by placing them in these smell proof bags. These discreet baggies are resistant to stain, moisture, and are completely smell proof, and also available in sizes ranging from 2.5″ x 7.25″ to 12″ x 6″.

Floating Crocodile Pool Toy

$92.94

Give your pool an exotic ambiance by letting this floating crocodile pool toy loose in the water. This fearsome looking croc measures 30-inches long, is made from weather-proof polystyrene, and features intricate life-like detailing that will surely scare unwanted animals away.

The World’s Hottest Gummy Bear

$7.04

Set your insides on fire while satisfying your sweet tooth with the word’s hottest gummy bear. Affectionately named Lil’ Nitro, this ridiculously spicy gummy comes in a 9 million Scoville units – making it 900 times hotter than a jalapeño.

Lexar Fingerprint Scanning Flash Drive

$28.99

Ensure sensitive information and documents remain secure by storing them in the Lexar fingerprint scanning flash drive. This flash drive boasts an ultra-fast fingerprint authentication that will protect your data against unauthorized users.

Taco Sleeping Bag Blanket

$34.95

Take your love of tacos to the next level by snuggling up in this ultra comfy taco sleeping bag blanket. It’s made from a super soft fleece-like polyester, is machine washable, and is designed like a giant and taco that will make you the envy of everyone at the sleepover.

Inflatable Spring Float

$53.99

Cool off like never before as you unwind inside the inflatable spring float. This giant float sprawls across the water’s surface to provide you with a unique and entertaining way to lounge poolside as you lie inside the ginormous spring.

Inflatable Green Oogie Boogie

$113.95

Fill the night with terror – Halloweentown style – by placing this inflatable green Oogie Boogie on your front lawn. Standing over six feet tall once inflated, Oogie Boogie will tower over all your other decorations while simultaneously giving your yard an eerie green glow.

Watch Movement Cufflinks

$555.00

These beautiful watch movement cufflinks are the perfect way to top off your formal ensemble. The exterior of these elegant cufflinks is crafted from 316 stainless steel while the interior consists of an intricate 18k gold plated skeleton design that will surely catch the eye.

The Staple Free Stapler

$11.00

Place a new spin on the way you attach papers by binding them together with the staple free stapler. Rather than using traditional metal staples, it makes tiny holes that create a sturdy seal that is strong enough to clinch up to five sheets of paper together.