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Kamp-Rite Double Tent Cot

$479.00

Sleep in total comfort during your next campout by laying on the Kamp-Rite double tent cot. You and your adventure buddy will enjoy sleeping soundly inside the cozy covering that keeps you protected while also keeping insects out.

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Kamp-Rite Double Tent Cot
SLEEPS 2 COMFORTABLY: Raised double tent cot is built to keep you and a camping buddy safe from the elements and weighs 51 pounds
COLLAPSED DIMENSIONS (L x W x H): 56 x 34 x 8 inches
BED DIMENSIONS (L x W): 84 x 53 inches
TENT DIMENSIONS (L x W x H): 84 x 53 x 40 inches
SETUP DIMENSIONS (L x W x H): 84 x 53 x 51 inches

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