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Zipzicle Ice Pop Molds

$6.76

Make healthy versions of a summertime classic using these ice pop molds from Zipzicle. These BPA-free molds feature reinforced side seals to avoid splitting and also come with a handy zip-lock opening so that you can conveniently close them and avoid spills.

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Safe and durable pouch design, just fill, freeze, fun! perfect for on-the-go snacks, team practice, class functions and parties of all kinds.
Easy to make large batches at once.
Portable and convenient.

World’s Mattest & Flattest Black Paint

$29.99

The world’s mattest and flattest black paint is so dark it’ll turn virtually any item into a jet-black object with just a single coat. This ultra-black acrylic paint reflects absolutely no light and features a surprisingly pleasant cherry-like aroma.

Semen, Blood & Breast Milk Perfume

$105.00

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

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Indian Healing Clay

$14.95

Experience the most powerful facial of your life with this container of Indian Healing Clay. It stands apart from the rest for being the only deep pore cleanser made from 100% natural calcium bentonite clay which helps to draw out impurities from the skin.

Bluetooth Sleeping Eye Mask Headphones

$21.49

Defeat your insomnia once and for all by enjoying a nice deep sleep aided by these Bluetooth sleeping eye mask headphones. They provide true HD high fidelity sound so that you can comfortably drift off with a pleasant soundtrack of your choosing.

Dangerous Experiments For After Dinner

$18.99

Make your dinner parties the highlight of everyone’s week by keeping things interesting with Dangerous Experiments for After Dinner. Each tin contains 21 cards, illustrating and explaining neat after dinner tricks that will wow and entertain everyone at the table.

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Mini Taco Bell Bags

$12.00

These mini Taco Bell bags will let you live mas without gaining mas weight. These miniature versions of the iconic to-go bags make are just the things you’re looking for whether you’re looking to accent your taco meal, give flair to your workplace, or your Xmas tree.

The Beefer High Temperature Grill

$699.00

Ensure your prime cuts of meat are cooked to mouth-watering perfection every time by sticking them inside the Beefer high temperature grill. This German-made grill utilizes a top-down heating method to cook at the optimum grilling temperature – 1500°F.

CRKT Snap Lock Folding Knife

$57.32

Place a big old smile on your favorite knife enthusiast’s face by surprising them with the CRKT snap lock folding knife. It features a razor sharp drop point shaped blade that rotates outward for easy opening along with a snap lock mechanism that effectively secures the blade.

Star Wars AT-AT Dog Costume

$22.61

Make your dog look like a Star Wars AT-AT with this geeky and highly detailed dog costume. This concept dog costume will make all the other pooches in the neighborhood jealous this Halloween.

DUO Portable Dual Screen Laptop Monitor

$259.99

Increase your productivity when you’re working away from the office with DUO – the portable dual screen laptop monitor. Simply attach DUO to your laptop using the magnetic adhesives, plug in the USB, and pull out the second screen to begin working.

Giant Bag Of Marshmallows

$41.99

The giant bag of marshmallows. When you absolutely, positively got to rot every healthy tooth in your mouth, accept no substitutes. This enormous bag gives you eight pounds of sugar, corn syrup, and other processed ingredients to make your heart smile and your teeth decay.

Eat A D*ck Parody Bumper Sticker

$8.66

Piss off nearly every driver on the road faster than your car can go from 0-60 by expressing your disdain for mankind with the “eat a d*ck” coexist parody bumper sticker. The crass message is cleverly written using only the symbols of the world’s leading religions.