Keep your little ones connected without over-exposing them to technology by getting them the Relay kids screenless smartphone. This water-resistant device allows for one-touch communication so that you can get in touch with your kid – no matter where they are.
Relay – the screen-free smartphone for kids. Let kids go far with a nationwide 4G LTE network and WiFi connectivity, GPS tracking, and a durable, water-resistant design. Your child simply needs to press the talk button and start speaking – kind of like a walkie-talkie. They can speak to you through the free app on your smartphone, speak to another relay, and use fun voice apps like music playlists, language translation, and more. Relay is built to give parents peace of mind without having to give a child a smartphone before they’re ready.
If you’ve got a tight butthole, then you need to get yourself a bear coat. This amazing bear coat is styled after the glorious coat worn by Blake from Workaholics, giving you a straight grizzly look while also keeping you warm during long hours in that cold cubicle space
Maximize your car’s limited storage space by ditching your bulky gas can for this emergency one-time use gas can. This one gallon capacity gas can comes with features like an easy pour handle and child-proof nozzle and is fully collapsible for easy storage.
When there’s drilling to be done on delicate surfaces, the manual hand drill is the perfect tool for the job. Available in either a 1/4-inch capacity or 3/8-inch capacity, this versatile tool is ideal for surfaces like plastic acrylics, fiber, and bamboo wood.
Add some playful charm to any part of your home with these amusing monkey lamps. The imaginative design creates the illusion that some mischievous little monkeys have grabbed your light bulbs and are just hanging around the room to provide you with excellent lighting.
Let people know how you really feel about being at work by jotting down notes with these offensive workplace pens. Each pen in this brightly colored set comes with a cheeky phrase like “I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow, that’s not my job, and oh, for f*cks sake.”
Bring a little hilarity into the workplace or classroom with this “not my job” stamp. This comical novelty self-inking stamp is unique in that it comes with a two-sided ink pad that will double the number of impressions. An ideal gift for any work buddy or teacher.
Soar through the sea like a distant cousin of Aquaman when you grab hold of a Subwing underwater glider. It’ll gracefully pull you along at up to 4 knots so that you can enjoy the amazing underwater vistas while traveling at depths up to 32 feet below the surface.