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The Screenless Smartphone For Kids
$89.99
Keep your little ones connected without over-exposing them to technology by getting them the Relay kids screenless smartphone. This water-resistant device allows for one-touch communication so that you can get in touch with your kid – no matter where they are.
Description
Relay – the screen-free smartphone for kids. Let kids go far with a nationwide 4G LTE network and WiFi connectivity, GPS tracking, and a durable, water-resistant design. Your child simply needs to press the talk button and start speaking – kind of like a walkie-talkie. They can speak to you through the free app on your smartphone, speak to another relay, and use fun voice apps like music playlists, language translation, and more. Relay is built to give parents peace of mind without having to give a child a smartphone before they’re ready.
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