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The Screenless Smartphone For Kids

$89.99

Keep your little ones connected without over-exposing them to technology by getting them the Relay kids screenless smartphone. This water-resistant device allows for one-touch communication so that you can get in touch with your kid – no matter where they are.

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Relay – the screen-free smartphone for kids. Let kids go far with a nationwide 4G LTE network and WiFi connectivity, GPS tracking, and a durable, water-resistant design. Your child simply needs to press the talk button and start speaking – kind of like a walkie-talkie. They can speak to you through the free app on your smartphone, speak to another relay, and use fun voice apps like music playlists, language translation, and more. Relay is built to give parents peace of mind without having to give a child a smartphone before they’re ready.

Wheelbarrow Garden Tray

$41.95

Stay organized while you toil away in the yard by placing all your gear on the wheelbarrow garden tray. It not only adds to your wheelbarrow’s storage capacity, but also helps you keep all your tools and gardening accessories organized and at hand for when you need them.

Hair Growing Helmet

$449.99

Toss out that bottle of Rogaine, because Science™ and lasers have teamed up to create an infallible technique to re-grow your hair and stop balding at the source! Just put the hair growing helmet on, don’t ask questions, and let the lasers take care of the rest.

Fishing Rod Fly Retriever

$23.95

Ensure you never again lose a lure by carrying this fishing rod fly retriever in your tackle box. This handy and intelligently designed tool comes with a sharp concealed blade that will cut through the toughest braided line for easy retrieval.

The Radiation Shielding Brain Helmet

$55.00

Keep Big Brother from infiltrating your brain by wearing the radiation shielding brain helmet over your noggin. This nylon skull cap comes with fashionable earflaps and is coated with silver in order to prevent radio frequency waves from creeping into your head.

ZipStitch Laceration Kit

$99.00

ZipStitch is the surgical-quality laceration kit that could save your life if you’re ever injured and there’s no hospital in sight. This over-the-counter and easy-to-use kit allows you to conveniently and effectively close up deep cuts without the use of stitches.

Mario Kart Monopoly

$69.99

Two iconic games everyone knows and loves join forces to spice up family game night. Mario Kart Monopoly allows you to experience Mario Kart on a Monopoly gameboard – you’ll be able to collect coins, earn points, and even drop banana peels!

Waterproof Socks

$38.00

Stay dry while trudging through Mother Nature’s wettest terrains by wearing these waterproof socks. Each pair features a singular 3 layer construction designed to provide a comfortable and breathable fit no matter what the conditions are like.

How Not To Be A Dick

$13.99

Keep your hormonal mess of teen from turning into a total jackass by having him or her read “How Not To Be A Dick”. Author Meghan Doherty provides straightforward advice paired with comical “Dick and Jane” styled cartoons to teach everyday etiquette.

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The Impossible Table

$43.33

The impossible table will add an attention-grabbing wow factor to any corner of your home. This 3d-printed handmade beauty creates an optical illusion that will mesmerize and add charm to any workspace or tabletop.

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XXL Tyrannosaurus Rex Skull

$465.63

Bring museum-style flair to your pad with your very own Tyrannosaurus Rex skull sculpture on display. Each large skull measures 20″ x 19″ x 11″ and sports a hand-painted chestnut-brown finish that gives it a rustic and antique flair.

Dropshot Russian Roulette Drinking Game

$26.20

Get everyone hammered in record time by commencing the festivities with Drop Shot – the Russian roulette drinking game. Simply roll the dice and whatever number you get is how many times you crank the handle to see if the shot will randomly drop into your mouth!

Monkey Laundry Backpack

$33.71

This adorable monkey laundry backpack will not only help transport your dirty clothes by will also keep you company at the laundry mat. It’s made from unbleached cotton canvas with a bright red zippered mouth and has long arms that you can wrap around your neck.