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Tactical Pocket Sand

$10.00

Fend off any would be assaulter that comes your way by throwing a fist full of pocket sand! Popularized by King of The Hill’s Dale Gribble, each tactical drawstring cotton pouch comes loaded with two 1 oz. baggies of top quality granules of deterrence.

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Tactical Pocket Sand – The BEST personal self defense option* made popular by KOTH is now being made available to the public!

POCKET SAND!

Pocket sand is one of the most versatile, compact, lightweight, precision made pieces of EDC equipment you could EVER own. Pocket Sand comes ready to use out of the box containing 2 quick deployable 1oz bags stored in a hi speed, custom made, cotton 3×4 drawstring pouch.

Extreme Vehicle Protection Bag

$297.49

Help keep your pride and joy in pristine condition by shielding it from the elements with the extreme vehicle protection bag. Designed to withstand hurricanes and flood conditions, the bag provides excellent 360-degree coverage for unsurpassed protection.

Modern Capture The Flag Game

$44.00

Experience a classic pastime in a whole new light by engaging in a rousing game of modern capture the flag. Instead of an actual flag, you play with a visually dynamic compact light up ball – making it ideal for night time matches.

Ultra Realistic Animal Face Ski Masks

$36.66

Turn heads as you shred down the slopes by staying warm with one of these ultra realistic animal face ski masks. Each of these wind-proof and dust-proof masks are breathable, quick-drying, and are emblazoned with a vivid animal print complete with cute 3D ears.

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Venom Helmet Mask

$120.00

One-up everyone with a regular silicone mask by topping off your outfit with this amazing Venom helmet mask. This incredibly well-made, detailed, and durable mask will transform you into everyone’s favorite symbiote.

Car Door Latch Mini Step

$33.71

Loading and strapping down your cargo and gear to your vehicle’s roof is easier than ever with this car door latch mini step. This dependable little accessory quickly attaches to your car’s door latch to provide you with a secure step so that you can safely access the car’s roof.

Spinning Rave Orbital

$24.99

Kick it into high gear and create mind-bending visuals for your fellow ravers and party-goers using this spinning rave orbital. Apart from the nearly indestructible polycarbonate shell it boasts a 10+ hour battery life and 9 professionally engineered display modes.

Jurassic Park mosquito cane replica

Jurassic Park Mosquito Cane Replica

$140.00

No expense has been spared on the production of this Jurassic Park mosquito cane replica. The cane has been expertly crafted to look identical to John Hammond’s now iconic walking aid that displays a prehistoric mosquito trapped in amber.

spinning bike work station

Spinning Bike Work Station

$299.99

Maximize your time by getting in a revitalizing cardio workout while taking care of business on the spinning bike workstation. This must-have for those who like to stay active and productive can hold up to 300 pounds and can accommodate riders from 4’10” to over 6’.

Candy G-String

$10.95

Drive your partner wild by appealing to their sweet tooth with this delectable candy G-String. These sensual undies are made entirely out of little heart-shaped multi-colored hard candies perfect for spicing things up in the bedroom.

personalized homemade dog treats

Personalized Homemade Dog Treats

$13.00

Keep Spot happy and healthy with a steady supply of these personalized homemade dog treats. These canine delights are made with natural and wholesome ingredients and can be ordered in a range of yummy flavors.

World’s Toughest Ultralight Survival Tent

$19.95

Don’t venture into the great outdoors without the world’s toughest ultralight survival tent! This reusable windproof and waterproof shelter is made from a tear-resistant, extra-thick HeatFlex Mylar that reflects heat outward or inward – making it ideal for both hot and cold climates.

Prank Fake Bird Poop

$11.98

Ruin your buddy’s day and freak him out like only a best bud can by covering his car with this prank fake bird poop. This realistic looking bird poop won’t damage or stain car paint or fabrics and will easily wash off with some water.