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Tactical Pocket Sand

$10.00

Fend off any would be assaulter that comes your way by throwing a fist full of pocket sand! Popularized by King of The Hill’s Dale Gribble, each tactical drawstring cotton pouch comes loaded with two 1 oz. baggies of top quality granules of deterrence.

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Tactical Pocket Sand – The BEST personal self defense option* made popular by KOTH is now being made available to the public!

POCKET SAND!

Pocket sand is one of the most versatile, compact, lightweight, precision made pieces of EDC equipment you could EVER own. Pocket Sand comes ready to use out of the box containing 2 quick deployable 1oz bags stored in a hi speed, custom made, cotton 3×4 drawstring pouch.

The Secure Smart Mailbox

$314.99

Keep your new purchases safe from would-be thieves by placing the secure smart mailbox right outside your home. This life-saver will ensure that any package delivered to your home when you’re not there will remain safe and sound until you arrive.

Indiana Jones Golden Idol Replica

$109.99

Take home one of the most iconic and recognizable props in cinema by adding this Indiana Jones golden idol replica to your collection. This geeky piece of decor is modeled after the golden statue that Indy retrieves in the opening sequence of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Toilet Paper Blaster Skid Shot

$41.90

Transform your home’s t.p. rolls into ammo that will annoy your friends to no extent by arming yourself with this toilet paper blaster rifle. You’ll be able to fire over 350 perfect little water-soaked spitballs up to thirty feet away with a simple pull of the trigger.

Giant Red Bow Lingerie

$6.88

Give your sweetie a birthday present that is one to remember by wrapping yourself up in this giant red bow lingerie. This oversized polyester bow is breathable, soft to the touch, and can accommodate bra sizes ranging from an A-cup to double D’s.

Amazon Smart Plug

$24.99

Make your home smarter than ever with the Amazon smart plug! The smart plug allows you to voice control everyday appliances like lights, TVs, fans, or even your coffee maker – while featuring a slim design that keeps the adjacent outlet free and accessible.

The Relaxation Capsule

$89,995.00

Let your stress instantly melt away inside the relaxation capsule. The heated water mattress, pre-programmed music and light show inside this completely heat, light, and sound proof capsule will effectively help reduce tension, anxiety, depression and fatigue.

Floating Crocodile Pool Toy

$92.94

Give your pool an exotic ambiance by letting this floating crocodile pool toy loose in the water. This fearsome looking croc measures 30-inches long, is made from weather-proof polystyrene, and features intricate life-like detailing that will surely scare unwanted animals away.

The Magnetic Gym Towel

$39.99

Keep your sweat under control during your workout with the magnetic gym towel close by. It’s made from an eco-friendly eucalyptus fabric, comes with a mesh pocket, and also a removable magnet that allows you to conveniently hang it on the machine you’re using.

Destruct Hard Drive Data Eraser

$28.49

Ensure your data is permanently wiped off with the Destruct hard drive data eraser. Compatible with all Windows OS, this military-grade device will ensure your data is gone for good – just plug it into a USB port, boot up your PC, and select the hard disc you want to erase.

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Crawling Zombie Solar Lamp

$35.54

This crawling zombie solar lamp will create a frightfully enchanting ambiance in your yard once the sun goes down. This energy-saving lamp charges with sunlight and will add instant ambiance to any corner of your yard. A must-have for all horror-movie buffs.

Black Dial Stainless Steel Rolex

$14,995.00

Become a prime target for every thief and mugger in a five mile radius when you hit the town wearing the black dial stainless steel Rolex. This first rate timepiece features unrivaled craftsmanship and an ageless design that will complement any look.

Color Coded Dog Leashes

$24.99

Avoid unpleasant situations while walking ill-tempered Rex around town with the color coded dog leashes. The leashes comfortably fit your canine around the chest and sport informative messages to let others know if your animal is safe to pet or not.