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Extreme Chores Video Game

$4.71

Prepare your children for the soul-crushing responsibilities of adulthood with this Extreme Chores motion controlled video game! Your little gamers will learn the finer points of how to perform the monotonous tasks they will be saddled with for the rest of their lives.

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They’re the boxes for screamingly funny, hilariously awful, but scarily plausible products that don’t really exist. The photography, typography and layout of these funny boxes are perfect.

Google Pixelbook Go

$649.00

The Google Pixelbook Go was built to keep up with your on-the-go lifestyle. This lightweight and ultra portable laptop comes with a 13.3-inch touchscreen, 8th-gen Intel core i7, 16 GB RAM, and an impressive battery life of 12 hours.

Vornado Glide Heat Room Heater

$69.99

Stay warm and toasty – even on the coldest days – by placing the Vornado Glide room heater nearby. It features a contemporary aesthetically pleasing look and is designed to circulate hot air throughout the entire room while also remaining cool to the touch.

Futuristic Oversize Visor Sunglasses

$17.99

Wow onlookers with your bold and futuristic style by shielding your eyes – and half of your face – with these oversize visor sunglasses. These eye-catching shades are available in a series of vibrantly colored lenses guaranteed to turn heads wherever you go.

Reyleo Rugged Outdoor Cooler

$92.97

The Reyleo rugged outdoor cooler is the ideal travel companion. This ultra durable cooler will retain ice for up to three days, making it ideal for camping trips, and features a solid bear-resistant construction that will stand up to years of use.

Benchtop Angle Set Knife Sharpener

$49.95

Keep your cutlery and tools razor sharp at all times using this benchtop angle set knife sharpener. The tri-abrasive rods boast fine grit diamond and extra fine ceramic surfaces and allows you to sharpen at 5 different angles.

Gremlins Gizmo Chia Pet

$16.05

This Gremlins Gizmo Chia Pet is probably the only Mogwai that you actually want to expose to bright lights and water. This cute little Gizmo takes about 1 to 2 weeks to grow a lush green coat that will add a geeky and humorous flair to any room in your home.

The World’s Hottest Gummy Bear

$10.13

Set your insides on fire while satisfying your sweet tooth with the word’s hottest gummy bear. Affectionately named Lil’ Nitro, this ridiculously spicy gummy comes in a 9 million Scoville units – making it 900 times hotter than a jalapeño.

TruBrain Nootropic Drinks

$65.00

Optimize your daily performance with some TruBrain nootropic drinks. Made by a team of UCLA-trained PhD neuroscientists, each 1 oz. shot contains a blend of nutrients and nootropics designed to help you overcome mental blocks and boost mental endurance.

How Not To Be A Dick

$13.99

Keep your hormonal mess of teen from turning into a total jackass by having him or her read “How Not To Be A Dick”. Author Meghan Doherty provides straightforward advice paired with comical “Dick and Jane” styled cartoons to teach everyday etiquette.

The No Pressure Head Bed

$92.75

Sleep better than ever before by resting your tired noggin on the no pressure head bed. This one of a kind pillow features a patented hyper-elastic polymer that’s arranged into small triangles to provide core lateral strength, so it won’t ever go flat or sink.

Headless Body Halloween Prop

$39.99

Turn your unassuming garage door into a horrific accident scene with this headless body Halloween prop. This brilliantly designed prop creates the illusion that someone got gruesomely sliced in half by your garage door during a freak accident.

Giant Inflatable Grim Reaper

$37.31

Instantly give your home a grisly ambiance by placing this giant inflatable grim reaper on your front lawn. It’s made from a tough waterproof nylon cloth and comes with a built-in fan that will inflate it to a height of 8-feet in mere seconds.