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Extreme Chores Video Game

$8.99

Prepare your children for the soul-crushing responsibilities of adulthood with this Extreme Chores motion controlled video game! Your little gamers will learn the finer points of how to perform the monotonous tasks they will be saddled with for the rest of their lives.

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They’re the boxes for screamingly funny, hilariously awful, but scarily plausible products that don’t really exist. The photography, typography and layout of these funny boxes are perfect.

Ballistic Dart Launcher

$25.00

Whether you want to hone your aim or are looking for a handy self-defense weapon, this ballistic dart launcher is just what you want. It is crafted from a solid piece of 440C stainless steel and is capable of quickly and quietly firing the slim darts as far away as thirty feet.

Coiled Wax Candle

$44.99

Light up your home with these coiled wax candles that will burn for 144 hours and will auto-extinguish themselves – making them safer than your traditional candle where you have to worry about blowing them out when you aren’t at home.

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Moving Rorschach Masks

$24.00

Terrify onlookers by giving yourself a demonic appearance with the moving Rorschach mask. The mask provides a comfortable, breathable fit and is coated with a paint that reacts to the temperature of your breath to create fluid abstract patterns.

Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches

$24.95

Unless you’ve got a good roach guy, you can’t afford not to pass up this deal for a pair bonafide Madagascar hissing cockroaches! Guaranteed to arrive alive and crawling, each shipment includes your choice of male or female roaches.

Avocado Shaped Guacamole Bowl

$24.08

Make your already delicious homemade guac look even more appetizing by serving it inside this avocado shaped guacamole bowl. This skillfully hand-painted ceramic bowl features a 1.5-cup capacity and comes with an accompanying lid and serving spoon.

Gremlins Gizmo Chia Pet

$16.05

This Gremlins Gizmo Chia Pet is probably the only Mogwai that you actually want to expose to bright lights and water. This cute little Gizmo takes about 1 to 2 weeks to grow a lush green coat that will add a geeky and humorous flair to any room in your home.

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Octopus Monster Costume

$367.00

This bizarre-looking octopus monster costume will make you a shoo-in to win first prize at any costume contest you take part in. This Lovecraftian getup is handmade and will fit you great whether you are a man or a woman.

Tortuga 1667 Board Game

$24.99

Plunder, pillage, and mutiny your way to victory by trying to best your mateys in the Tortuga 1667 board game. Each player holds a secret loyalty to the British or to the French and has to try to amount the most treasure before the arrival of the Spanish Armada.

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Purrble Calming Toy Companion

$59.98

Believe it or not, this run-of-the-mill stuffed animal has a heartbeat! This cuddly little fella stands apart from the rest with a dynamic heartbeat in addition to a series of sighs, giggles, and grunts designed to make it feel like more of a live pet than a regular toy.

Alien Baby Doll

$99.95

Become the proud parent of a truly out-of-this-world bundle of joy by adopting this adorable alien baby doll. This little 16-inch cutie was masterfully crafted by award-winning special effects artist J. Anthony Kosar, giving it an incredibly realistic appearance.

Ten Person Cabin Tent

$370.36

Rough it in the wild with your family in absolute luxury by lodging inside the ten person cabin tent. This massive tent features built-in dividers for added privacy and comes with a cozy little front porch ideal for relaxing in.

Professional Rock Tumbler Kit

Professional Rock Tumbler Kit

$133.65

This professional rock tumbler kit will take your specimens from crude-looking rocks to beautiful and vibrantly colored gems in a snap. It features a simple design that makes it perfect for beginners and will bring a brilliant finish to all the gems in your collection.