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Obsidian Crystal Resin Dagger

$28.00

This obsidian crystal resin dagger is a must-have for anyone into live-action role-play or fantasy cosplay. Measuring 11.5″ x 3″ x 1″, this handmade dagger is made from resin and epoxy and comes in either an obsidian or quartz blade.

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Obsidian Crystal Resin Dagger
Cast from a real obsidian blade, these lightweight resin daggers have the look and feel of a real crystal or obsidian glass dagger. Choose between a sparkling quartz blade or a shiny black dagger. Both designs come with a real leather grip with a choice between black or brown leather. Great addition to any dagger collection or cosplay.

Keychain Breathalyzer

$39.99

Avoid getting a DUI during a night out on the town by monitoring your buzz with the keychain breathalyzer. It’s small enough to fit comfortably in your pocket and provides accurate readings of your body’s blood alcohol level.

Ballistic Dart Launcher

$25.00

Whether you want to hone your aim or are looking for a handy self-defense weapon, this ballistic dart launcher is just what you want. It is crafted from a solid piece of 440C stainless steel and is capable of quickly and quietly firing the slim darts as far away as thirty feet.

JBL Party Box 300

$999.99

Kick your fiesta into high gear by giving it a kickass soundtrack with help from the JBL PartyBox 300. This high power portable wireless Bluetooth speaker features a playback time of 18 hours and lets you to connect up to 2 party speakers so that you can really raise the roof.

Cardboard Personal Recording Studio

$2,000.00

Record your upcoming straight fire mixtape without spending a fortune on renting studio time by using this cardboard personal recording studio. It’s available in two size options, features a lockable door, ventilation shaft, and of course it’s entirely soundproof.

The Ultra Rugged SSD

$179.95

When you’re out on the field, ensure your data remains secure with this ultra rugged solid state drive. It’s ideal for high-speed transfers and features an ultra tough exterior that’ll stand up to water, dust, drops, and sports a bright orange hue that makes it easy to spot from afar.

Privacy Bed Tent

$129.99

Add some privacy to your living space with this adjustable privacy bed tent. This clever bed tent is able to switch from wide open to full privacy mode in just seconds. Perfect for having dirty sex or studying while roommates are around – it’s a dorm room necessity.

Aquarium Night Stand Table

$900.00

Breathe a little life into your room’s drab decor by upgrading your pad with the aquarium night stand table. The night stand provides ample room for your things and will have your fishies at the height of luxury as they swim around this tempered glass night stand.

Hidden Camera Detector Tool

$148.00

Ensure nothing you do or say is being recorded without your consent or knowledge by scanning every room you enter with this hidden camera detector tool. It features 6 LED strobe lights that will bounce off and detect any camera lenses that may be hidden around the room.

Smartphone Game Boy Adapter

$39.00

The Hyperkin Smartboy turns your Android phone into a full-fledged Game Boy that you can play while you’re on the go. It features a double-sided USB port, classic handheld-style tactile buttons, and is compatible with both Game Boy and Game Boy Color cartridges.

Lexar Fingerprint Scanning Flash Drive

$28.99

Ensure sensitive information and documents remain secure by storing them in the Lexar fingerprint scanning flash drive. This flash drive boasts an ultra-fast fingerprint authentication that will protect your data against unauthorized users.

Blooming Lotus Desk Lamp

$16.49

Bring a bit of the natural world into your urban landscape without the mess and responsibility of real plants using this blooming lotus desk lamp. It creates a futuristic 3D illusion and can be alternated between one of 7 vibrant colors.

Facial Hair Growth Supplement

$56.99

Easily transform your patchy prepubescent stubble into a mane of manliness by taking this facial hair growth supplement. The supplement features an all-natural proprietary formula that provides fast acting hair growth – making it perfect for lumbersexuals.