Harness the power of deep touch stimulation and simulate the feeling of being hugged with this therapeutic weighted blanket. The blanket is designed to stimulate pressure points on your body that are associated with improved sleep and relaxation.
Gravity Blanket is the world’s most popular and stylish weighted blanket that uses science to help improve sleep and reduce anxiety.
Deter any would-be attacker with ruthless efficiency using the TASER Pulse smart stun gun! This handy little stun gun features a super compact design that makes it remarkably easy to carry discreetly and will immediately dispatch an emergency call when the trigger is pulled.
Unstable Unicorns is the extremely entertaining card game that will destroy your friendships – but in a good way. This strategic card game combines unicorns and destruction in a race to see who can assemble an army of deadly unicorns to obliterate opposing players.
Ensure your main course is as savory, soft, and juicy as ever by prepping it with this needle blade meat tenderizer. This 48-blade tenderizer forms tiny channels within the meat in order to break down the connective tissues which make meat tough and chewy.
Enjoy the fun and debauchery of alcohol without those nasty hangovers by getting shit-faced with this alcohol vaporizing pump. This calorie-free method of alcohol consumption lets you savor your spirit’s rich taste while eliminating the risk of hangovers the next day.
Experience what a sugar coma feels like by taking on this 26 pound gummy worm python. Weighing exactly 26.9 pounds, this edible pet comes in a savory sweet cherry flavor and measures 8 feet long, making ideal it to share with your fellow reptile lovers.
Keep your little rascals entertained for hours on end by building them incredible life sized rides using this modular building kit. Ideal for handy dads, this unique kit is like having a transformable tricycle, a scooter, and a mini electric bike all rolled into one.
Ensure your victims never see it coming by pranking them with this Stinky Ass scented hand sanitizer. This 100% real hand sanitizer looks completely normal, until you put it on. Instead of a pleasant scent, it leaves behind a putrid stench that smells like straight up ass.