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Gentleman’s Penis Grooming Kit

$15.00

Improve your Johnson’s curbside appeal by keeping it looking magnificent using the gentleman’s penis grooming kit. No matter what pubic style you have in mind, the specialized tools found in this unique kit will help you make your manscaping vision a reality.

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Product Description

The Gentleman’s Willy Care Kit comes complete with fluffing brush, styling scissors, sprucing mirror and also ‘evening wear’. An elegant case of “intimate essentials” for the discerning gentleman on the move. This case contains a range of luxury items designed to keep a man’s most treasured parts in order.

The silverware “fluffing brush” keeps things neat, the styling “shears” keep you trim, and the silverware “sprucing” mirror helps with those awkward angles. The metal “bracelet” complete with mini medallion is perfect for that special evening wear occasion. In fact, this is one of the most upmarket Willy Care Kits available. All these items come packed in a luxurious, hard, leather-look case to add a touch of class to this fine, personal grooming collection. A must for every man on the move. Presented in its own presentation case.

Box Contains

  • 1 x Fluffing brush
  • 1 x Styling scissors
  • 1 x Sprucing mirror
  • 1 x ‘Bracelet’
  • 1 x Presentation case

  • A willy care kit for discerning gentlemen
    Helps you keep your most treasured parts in order
    Complete with fluffing brush, styling scissors, sprucing mirror and a classy little piece of ‘evening wear’
    Includes a presentation case to make the perfect gift
    Case Ideal for keeping up appearances when on the move

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