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The Unbreakable Mechanical Pencil

$7.99

Quit throwing your money away on flimsy writing utensils by upgrading to the unbreakable mechanical pencil. It employs an ingenious double spring mechanism and a specially designed tip that greatly reduces the likelihood of breaking the lead – no matter how hard you press.

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Whether student or professional, Zebra offers a wide selection of mechanical pencils, each thoughtfully designed to meet your needs. If you’re looking for balance and consistency of lines, the DelGuard mechanical pencil will not disappoint. DelGuard’s double spring, patent-pending mechanism ensures lead is secure and protected from breakage every time you click to advance your lead; for best results we recommend clicking twice! Our patented technology eliminates lead breakage regardless of writing styles and angles, resulting in an enjoyable writing experience uninterrupted by broken lead. The DelGuard Mechanical Pencil features a lightweight, black barrel with a textured grip for enhanced comfort. Provides a precise and enjoyable writing experience. Try it, we dare you!

Beauty And Beast Pillow Cases

$29.95

Embrace the reality of your relationship with these Beauty and The Beast pillow cases. Fitting to her soft and graceful personality, her pillow case comes with a sublimely written ‘Beauty’ moniker to let her ‘Beast’ of a man know which side he belongs on.

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The Roto Wipe

$8.99

Quit throwing your money away on toilet paper once and for all by upgrading to the Roto Wipe. This handy bathroom accessory fits right under the toilet seat so that you can conveniently clean your nether-regions with the soft bristles of the rotating cleaning wheel.

Batman Sleep Mask

$29.88

Give your mundane naps a bit of superhero flair by covering your peepers with this Batman sleep mask. This 3D sleep mask features a unique contour design around the eye cavities for zero pressure on the eyes and nose as you slumber.

Hanging Tent Platform

$638.88

Cowards need not apply to spend a night sleeping in the hanging tent platform. This suspended domicile makes a great resting spot for the weary and experienced mountain climber that has no qualms in spending the night hanging from a vertical mountainside.

Hyper Fast Iced Coffee Maker

$24.99

There’s always time to fit a chilled cup of java into your busy day when you’ve got the hyper fast iced coffee maker! This 12.5 ounce container can chill a hot coffee by up to 130 degrees in just 60 seconds without dilution and can also be used with other beverages.

Vitamin C Shower Filter

$59.50

Keep your skin looking radiant by equipping your shower with this vitamin C filter. This filter infuses your shower water with a dose of vitamin C to help neutralize the water’s chlorine content and improve the condition of your skin and the texture of your lovely locks.

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Compact Fishing Rod

$225.00

Enjoy the sport of fishing virtually anywhere you travel by bringing along this compact fishing rod. Dubbed the Swiss Army knife of fishing rods, it’s made to be salt water resistant and features modular parts that can be interchanged to fit your style of fishing.

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Nuclear Explosion Lamp

$229.44

Bring a warm apocalyptic glow to your home by lighting the room with this eye-popping nuclear explosion lamp. Incredibly styled to look like a nuclear explosion, this pint-sized mushroom cloud lets off a warm amber glow perfect for creating an inviting environment.

Pure Hell Jigsaw Puzzles

$29.99

These pure hell jigsaw puzzles are guaranteed to make even the most experienced puzzle enthusiast tear out their hair out of pure frustration. This expert-level puzzle features an all-white design composed of 1,000 micro pieces designed to add an entirely new level of difficulty.

Swiss Miss Pumpkin Spice Hot Cocoa

$15.00

This Swiss Miss pumpkin spice hot cocoa is the palate pleasing beverage that’ll send your taste buds on a one-way ride to pleasure town. The combination of premium imported cocoa and pumpkin will delight and make this your new favorite fall drink.

Buzzing Pain Blocker

$1.00

Take some of the sting out of getting a shot with the buzzing pain blocker. This ingenious device – invented by a physician and pain researcher – uses a specialized and pain free method to confuse the nerves and trick the brain into not feeling sharp pain.

Whiskey Decanter Gun

$79.95

Show all the party people who the fastest gun in town is by serving up a round of shots with this whiskey decanter gun. This must-have party accessory comes with 2 pistol decanters along with 8 shot glasses which you conveniently carry using a belt holster.