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SOMA All-In-One Brew Bottle

$37.90

The SOMA all-in-one brew bottle takes the hard work out of brewing the perfect cup of Joe. Ideal for cold brew, pour-over coffee, and tea, it boasts a stainless steel filter to keep out sediment along with double-walled insulation to keep you from burning yourself.

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Description

The Soma Brew Bottle is the healthy way to get hydration and caffeination at home and on the go. Designed to provide the highest quality coffee and tea with the most convenience. The double-wall glass keeps your coffee hot and your hands comfortable. 12 oz. capacity and our patent-pending stainless steel filter provides a balanced taste with no sediment.
Hydration and Caffeinating at home and on the go. Designed to provide the highest quality coffee and tea with the most convenience.
The double-wall glass keeps your Coffee hot and your hands comfortable.
Our patent-pending stainless steel filter provides a balanced taste with no sediment
Flip top lid is completely leak proof and provides for a perfect flow rate, hot or cold.
Sustainable alternative to coffee pods and disposable Coffee Cups; functional for your everyday Coffee drinker to your coffee connoisseur

World Champion Dick Trophy

$6.99

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Over-The-Sink Dish Drying Rack

$107.00

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Giant Red Bow Lingerie

$6.88

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Alien Baby Doll

$124.00

Become the proud parent of a truly out-of-this-world bundle of joy by adopting this adorable alien baby doll. This little 16-inch cutie was masterfully crafted by award-winning special effects artist J. Anthony Kosar, giving it an incredibly realistic appearance.

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The Temporary Tattoo Printer

$319.00

Look like the tattooed badass you’ve always wanted to be without the compromise with the temporary tattoo printer. This technological marvel will help you create over 5,000 different tattoo designs that you can put on your skin on a whim.

Dark Assassin Dagger

$14.60

Infiltrate a castle and keep your deadly weapon undetected with this dark assassin dagger with sheath, Styled like a fine medieval dagger, this beautifully crafted weapon features a 5-1/2″ stainless steel blade complete with custom sheath.

The Gift Of Nothing

$22.91

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LED Waterproof Bike Wheel Light

$49.99

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Baby Lobster Costume

$26.90

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$89.99

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Hybrid Fangs

$640.00

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The Long Distance Travel Pillow

$24.46

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