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Cleanup will be easier than ever before with this one-piece silicone placemat and bowl. It’s made from a high quality silicone that’s both dishwasher and microwave safe and will suction onto any flat surface so that the plate remains in place while junior eats.
It’s made from a high quality silicone that’s both dishwasher and microwave safe and will suction onto any flat surface so that the plate remains in place while junior eats.
Whether you want to hone your aim or are looking for a handy self-defense weapon, this ballistic dart launcher is just what you want. It is crafted from a solid piece of 440C stainless steel and is capable of quickly and quietly firing the slim darts as far away as thirty feet.
Fend off any would be assaulter that comes your way by throwing a fist full of pocket sand! Popularized by King of The Hill’s Dale Gribble, each tactical drawstring cotton pouch comes loaded with two 1 oz. baggies of top quality granules of deterrence.
No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.
Bring harmony and serenity to your backyard by creating some calming ambient lighting using this stone fire bowl. The bowl is fueled by small cans of a special gel that will create a small seven inch tall flame that remains lit for roughly 3 hours.
Let all the inferior drones know who runs shit in your office using this “fucker in charge” name plate. This office appropriate piece is clearly engraved with a comical and crass title against a classy gold backdrop that will blend in beautifully with any office decor.
SPRY is the waterproof drone that will conquer both land and sea! This versatile little drone is capable of capturing 4K/30fps videos and 12MP photos all while having the ability to travel underwater or fly through the air at speeds of up to 43 miles per hour.
Marvel at one of the strangest and most terrifying creatures on earth by adding this real piranha fish display to your collection. This museum-quality display comes in a double-walled glass frame that allows you to view the specimen up close from every angle.
Set your insides on fire by giving the Toe of Satan a lick or two. Straight from the seventh circle of hell, this incredibly hot hand-poured lollipop is made with an devilishly hot chili extract that comes in at 9 million units on the Scoville heat scale!
No soldier should be without the right gear. This tactical coffee mug is unlike any other cup on the market – the handle is an actual AR-15 handle attached by rails onto a solid block of aluminum that you can customize with an endless array of tactical attachments.
Pay homage to our planetary neighbors while you chow down by using these colorful planet plates. Made from food-safe and FDA-approved materials, each vibrant plate depicts each of the planets in our solar system – except poor ol’ Pluto.
Bring beauty and embarrassment into your favorite friend’s life in the form of these quartz crystal dicks. Hard as rocks, these darling gems stand just over one inch and are available in quartz, obsidian, jade, bloodstone, rose quartz tiger eye, and more!
Bake up a storm in true cat person fashion by protecting your hands with these cute cat paw oven mitts. These adorable oven mitts will transform your hands into two giant cat paws that can resist temperatures as high as 480 degrees Fahrenheit.