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One-Piece Silicone Placemat & Bowl

$22.99

Cleanup will be easier than ever before with this one-piece silicone placemat and bowl. It’s made from a high quality silicone that’s both dishwasher and microwave safe and will suction onto any flat surface so that the plate remains in place while junior eats.

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It’s made from a high quality silicone that’s both dishwasher and microwave safe and will suction onto any flat surface so that the plate remains in place while junior eats.

The Personal Foot Massager

$201.56

Send your poor and overworked feet on a mini vacation by treating them to a luxury massage with the personal foot massager. It delivers an ultra relaxing air compression heated shiatsu massage that will work out all the kinks and pains in your tired feet.

Official John Wayne Handy Book For Men

$12.09

Become the noble and self-sufficient man your parents always wanted you to be by taking a lesson or two from The Official John Wayne Handy Book for Men. You’ll learn how to live your life with the confidence, grit, and style of the legendary John Wayne.

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Nicolas Cage American Gothic Pillow

$16.83

This Nicolas Cage American gothic pillow is simultaneously glorious and terrifying. This superb addition for the home mashes up the iconic American Gothic painting with beloved thespian Nick Cage to bring a unique conversation piece into your home.

How To Traumatize Your Children

$12.74

Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.

Iron Man Hand USB Drive

$46.99

Get Tony Stark to lend you a hand in saving all your important documents by storing them in the Iron Man hand USB drive. Developed in Stark Laboratories, the USB drives are not only reliable but let you carry a small piece of the famed Avenger wherever you go.

Smart Doggy Doorbell

$29.99

Now you can train Rover to intelligently notify you when he needs to go pee outside by installing this smart doggy doorbell. This water resistant doorbell conveniently installs using an adhesive strip and can be customized to the volume and ring tone of your choice.

Hanging Tent Platform

$749.95

Cowards need not apply to spend a night sleeping in the hanging tent platform. This suspended domicile makes a great resting spot for the weary and experienced mountain climber that has no qualms in spending the night hanging from a vertical mountainside.

Fiber Optic Light Up Pants

$988.00

These fiber optic light up pants will not only ensure you’re the most stylish raver at the club, but also the most comfortable. These eye-catching pair of pants are made from a special fiber optic fabric that will make your outfit come alive in the dark.

Deadwood 1876 Board Game

$24.99

Scheme and backstab your way to the top as you try to accumulate the most gold in this Deadwood 1876 board game. You and your associates must work together to steal as many of the gold-filled safes floating around the lawless town in the Black Hills of South Dakota.

Modular Smart Lighting Panels

$199.99

Give every room in your home its own unique color scheme and ambiance using these modular smart lighting panels. Each kit comes with 9 LED panels that you can mount – onto the wall or ceiling – in any shape you wish to create visually stimulating designs.

Calculus For Infants

$12.95

Get your infant ahead of the curve from day one with Calculus for Infants. This amusing booklet will teach your child the introductory lessons of calculus – giving them a noticeable advantage that will easily last throughout their pre-kindergarten academic career.

Galaxy In A Crystal Ball

$11.99

Marvel at the majesty of our cosmos by placing this galaxy in a crystal ball on your desktop. This 2.4″ diameter laser engraved crystal sphere depicts a spiral galaxy as seen from a great distance, making this a great accent piece for any science geek.