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Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches

$14.50

Unless you’ve got a good roach guy, you can’t afford not to pass up this deal for a pair bonafide Madagascar hissing cockroaches! Guaranteed to arrive alive and crawling, each shipment includes your choice of male or female roaches.

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This is 1 Male and 1 Female Hissing Cockroach. Hissers are easy to breed and make great pets! Defining Characteristics: Great beginner bug | Easy to Care For | Bold | Large | Interesting | Good in Groups Name: Hissing cockroaches (Gromphadorhina portentosa), also known as Madagascar hissing roaches or hissers, are relatively large insects that are known for their ability to make noise and their ease of handling. Hissing cockroaches make ideal insect pets, as they are easy to care for, inexpensive, and make interesting captives.

Inflatable Spring Float

$53.99

Cool off like never before as you unwind inside the inflatable spring float. This giant float sprawls across the water’s surface to provide you with a unique and entertaining way to lounge poolside as you lie inside the ginormous spring.

The Cozy Weighted Blanket

$179.00

If you’re the type who doesn’t like to sleep alone, the cozy weighted blanket is just for you! This 100% organic cotton wool blanket weighs 25 pounds which makes it feel like you’re constantly getting hugged by this snuggly blanket – resulting in a comfy night’s sleep.

The NoPhone Air

$6.99

Cure your smartphone addiction by upgrading your expensive phone to the NoPhone Air. This cost-efficient model comes with an impressive 0 GB storage capacity and an impossibly thin, lightweight design that makes it feel as though you’re not even holding a phone!

Indoor Stovetop Smoker

$179.00

Take your culinary game up a notch by smoking your favorite foods with this indoor stovetop smoker. Compatible with most stovetops, it features a coated steel body and can heat up to 400°F so that you can simultaneously smoke and cook your food.

Pure Hell Jigsaw Puzzles

$17.41

These pure hell jigsaw puzzles are guaranteed to make even the most experienced puzzle enthusiast tear out their hair out of pure frustration. This expert-level puzzle features an all-white design composed of 1,000 micro pieces designed to add an entirely new level of difficulty.

Ryobi Air Conditioner Drink Cooler

$599.95

Battle the heat on hot and sunny days by cooling off with help from the Ryobi Air conditioner drink cooler. This rugged 50 quart capacity cooler comes with a built-in 18-Volt One+ battery that runs for over 4 hours and blasts a cool breeze out of the front facing vent.

Butt Shaped Pillows

$119.00

It’s a scientifically proven fact that bubble butts provide the best neck and back support – which is why you owe it to yourself to rest your tired and lonely head on one of these life size natural latex butt shaped pillows. The Buttress pillow is comfy, firm, and comes in many colors.

Hyper Fast Iced Coffee Maker

$24.99

There’s always time to fit a chilled cup of java into your busy day when you’ve got the hyper fast iced coffee maker! This 12.5 ounce container can chill a hot coffee by up to 130 degrees in just 60 seconds without dilution and can also be used with other beverages.

Segway Drift W1 Skates

$469.99

Hoverboards and bulky Segways are old news, these Drift W1 Skates from Segway are the hip and incredibly fun new way to get around. These ultra portable splash-proof skates allow for precision steering ideal for crowded places and can travel at speeds up to 7.5 mph.

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I Saw That Jesus Pin

$12.00

Help keep those around you on the straight and narrow with this “I saw that” Jesus pin. This comical and slightly blasphemous accessory for the not-too-religious depicting the J Man himself measures 1.5-inches and comes with two back pins.

Air Fort Inflatable Tent

$49.95

Build a kickass fort in mere seconds using this air fort inflatable tent. The tent works with any portable fan to instantly inflate and provide your little ones with a cool, secluded, and breezy hangout that they can set up anywhere.

Dick Match Party Game

$20.00

Get your bachelorette party started off on the right note with a rousing game of Dick Match! This thrilling party game works like a NSFW version of the memory matching game – where players match up beautifully illustrated peens that appear on each cardboard tile.