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How To Traumatize Your Children

$11.91

Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.

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Parents of the world rejoice! Knock Knock’s bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you are bound to succeed!

World Champion Dick Trophy

$6.99

Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.

Mini Red Construction Bricks

$27.95

These mini red bricks are pint-sized construction tools that you can actually use for building projects! Each set comes with thirty-two 1:6 scale red bricks that measure 1.33″ x .66″ x .66″ – making them ideal for all types of fun and creative craft projects.

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Super Strong Portable Door Lock

$19.95

Keep any door completely secure by locking it with this super strong portable door lock. As thin as an envelope, this compact lock can be easily installed or removed in mere seconds – making it a must-have security and privacy tool while traveling.

Shuh Duh Fuh Cup

$15.95

Keep others from talking to you before you’ve gotten your caffeine fix by sipping your brew from the “shuh duh fuh cup”. The not-so-subtle caption along with the cute little unicorn flipping everyone off will ensure your coworkers leave you alone in the mornings.

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Custom Geeky Wedding Cake Toppers

$120.00

Turn your delicious cake into the focal point of your special day by accenting it with one of these custom geeky wedding cake toppers. These hand made works of art are customized with all types of characters from popular geek culture like Star Wars and Nintendo.

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Compact Folding Survival Bow

$219.95

Travel light on your next hunting excursion with the compact folding survival bow. Forged from aircraft-grade aluminum, this high quality bow can be adjusted to accommodate right or left handed users and folds into a compact package that you can take anywhere.

The All-In-One Wet Shaving Kit

$59.97

The all-in-one wet shaving kit will transform your dull morning shaves into a daily ritual you’ll actually look forward to. Taking inspiration from the past, this kit includes a sleek razor, sandalwood shaving soap, a steel bowl, and a handy canvas carrying bag.

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Belly Band Gun Holster

$12.75

Conceal carry in comfort with the ultimate belly band gun holster. This unisex accessory for firearm aficionados comes in both a right and left-handed version, fits a variety of gun sizes, and includes features like a built-in pocket and removable pouch.

Pet Hoodies

$17.97

If your small pet struggles to stay warm during the cold winters then you should consider keeping Mr. Fluffums warm this winter season with these stylish pet hoodies. Made from 100% cotton, these sleeved pet hoodies will make your pet feel cool while helping him stay warm.

Norton Core Secure WiFi Router

$64.20

Upgrade your online experience with the Norton Core secure WiFi router. It features multi-layered security for ultimate protection, a dual core-processor for optimal WiFi, smart parental controls, and lets you manage the network from your phone.

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Cubiio Compact Laser Engraver

$299.00

Customize almost any item on the spot using the Cubiio compact laser engraver. This compact little cube is controlled wirelessly through the accompanying app using your smartphone and can engrave all types of surfaces like felt, leather, wood, paper, and cardboard.

Assorted Japanese Candy Pack

$17.96

Treat your sweet tooth to a sampling of the Far East with this bag of assorted Japanese candy. This giant bag comes packed with 34 packs of 27 different hard candies, gummies, and crackers that are guaranteed to satisfy any palate.