Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.
Parents of the world rejoice! Knock Knock’s bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you are bound to succeed!
Get your chance to wield one of the most powerful weapons the galaxy has ever known by getting your hands on this Endgame electronic power gauntlet. This superbly crafted gauntlet features details like pulsating Infinity Stones and movie-inspired sound effects.
This bread slice cat bed will be like a little slice of heaven for your tired kitty cat. This comfy pet bed measuses 15.8″ x 15.8″ x 2.8″ and comes with a cleverly designed washable and removable bread slice cover that’ll add style and humor to any part of your abode.
Fill your buddy’s special day with laughter by placing their awesome gift inside the Fart Filler prank box. This comical package will disguise your amazing gift as an absurd personal flatulence plug that is inserted into the anus to mask the smell of toxic flatulence.
These lithop succulent stone plants are ideal for anyone looking to add a natural touch to their yard without putting in a lot of hard work. These stone-like succulents feature amazingly vivid color schemes and require very little watering and constant care.
If you have a problem that needs fixing but don’t know where to start, leave it to the Mr. Meeseeks dice and dare game. Players take turns drawing request cards, then roll the dice to see if the request if completed, if not they have to perform embarrassing dares.
If classic board games are your thing, you’ll go wild for this Clue 3D luxury edition. Instead of playing on a dinky old 2-dimensional flat surface, this beautifully crafted game board will give you an up close and personal view of each room in the luxurious manor.