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How To Traumatize Your Children

$10.21

Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.

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Parents of the world rejoice! Knock Knock’s bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you are bound to succeed!

Stuffed Waffle Iron

$99.00

Wave goodbye to dieting when this stuffed waffle iron enters your life. The Wonderffle is the must-have kitchen appliance that lets you conveniently make Belgian-style waffles stuffed with your favorite foods inside of them – making them ideal for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.

Salt Firing Shotgun

$34.62

Solve your fly problem once and for all with the salt firing shotgun. The shotgun works with regular table salt and holds up to 50 rounds so that you can annihilate every pesky house fly in one murderous evening. It also works great for violently seasoning your food!

TRON Legacy LEGO Bike Set

$34.99

Pay homage to your favorite sci-fi flick in a unique way with this TRON Legacy LEGO bike set. Inspired by a LEGO Ideas submission, this futuristic set comes with minifigs of Sam Flynn, Quorra, and Rinzler in addition to 2 light cycles and a grid display base.

Anatomical LEGO Brick Man

$23.99

Make playtime a little creepy for everyone involved by pulling out this Anatomical LEGO brick man. Standing 5″ tall, this jumbo brick man comes with a half transparent body that reveals his innards and that you can open up in order to dissect him. Wholesome fun for everyone!

Hidden Door Kit

$162.40

No home is complete without having at least one bookshelf that swings open to reveal a room full of hidden treasure and trinkets. This hidden door kit will allow you to transform your run-of-the-mill bookshelf into a passageway for an ensconced area of the home.

Beddit 3 Smart Sleep Tracker

$100.00

Finally, a sleep tracker that won’t cause any discomfort while you slumber. Unlike other sleep trackers, the Beddit 3 smart sleep tracker is composed of an ultra thin and flat sensor that you place on top of your mattress and under your sheets so you won’t even feel it.

Philips Hue Lightbar

$129.99

Instantly give any part of your home a unique and alluring ambiance with this Philips Hue Lightbar. It features a slim profile that will fit just about anywhere and gives you access to over 16 million colors that you can easily control through voice commands.

My First Fire Starting Kit

$7.99

Keep Jr. busy and entertained while you’re occupied with more important matters by letting him go wild with the My First Fire Starting Kit. Boredom get ready to meet your match, because where there is smoke, there’s a guaranteed good time!

The Subtle Art Of Not Giving A Fuck

$14.39

Get on the path to a better life by learning how to face your fears and faults with The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck. Through profane yet entertaining stories filled with ruthless humor, this captivating read will help you get to know your limitations and how to accept them.

Folding Tailgating Table

$44.99

Keep your crew’s snacks and beverages handy at all times by placing them on this folding tailgating table. It folds out to provide you with a secure place to rest your chips and four beer bottles on and even comes with a small insulated cooler compartment on the bottom.

LED Bathroom Infinity Mirror

$319.99

Give your plain bathroom some added appeal by creating an amazing optical illusion using this LED infinity mirror. The LEDs can be set to one of eight vibrant colors and create a seemingly never-ending tunnel on the mirror’s surface when they come on.

Pocket Samurai Keychain Knife

$39.99

Slice through anything from a cardboard box to an envelope letter with deadly precision using this pocket samurai keychain knife. It sports a titanium handle along with a mini 440C stainless steel razor sharp tanto blade.

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