Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.
Parents of the world rejoice! Knock Knock’s bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you are bound to succeed!
Give your beautiful tree a magical twist with this Hogwarts Castle Xmas tree topper. Designed like the iconic school of witchcraft and wizardry, this plastic tree topper emits cool lighting and sound effects and even interacts with special Harry Potter storyteller ornaments.
Avoid looking like Bigfoot when you take off your shirt in public by manscaping with this DIY back/body shaver. It features a long handle to tackle those hard-to-reach places and features patented blade cartridges designed to minimize the risk of cutting yourself.
Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.
Learn everything you ever wanted to know about the original trilogy by diving into The Star Wars Archives. Made with the full cooperation of Lucasfilm, it delivers an in-depth look at the making of the original trilogy – complete with concept art, story boards, and more!
Keep your man cave or entertainment room fun while maintaining your home’s elegant decor with this beautiful reclaimed wood iron foosball table. It features a robust iron base that’s complemented by a gorgeous top part constructed from solid reclaimed hardwood.
Lady luck won’t make you rich but with the shot glass roulette you can count on her to get you violently drunk. With sixteen full shot glasses at your disposal, it won’t matter whether what number or color you spin, the result is always the same – inebriation!
Using the Raspberry Pi Zero you’ll be able to build a functional PC without breaking the bank. It’s small enough to fit in the palm of your hand and features a 1GHz ARM11 CPU, 512MB of RAM, a 1080p mini HDMI socket, and a micro-B USB for data and power.