Be prepared for anything the world throws your way with the tactical self defense pen in your pocket. Apart from its patented waterproof ink, the pen features a glass breaker, handcuff key, and even a self defense tool that collects an attacker’s DNA sample.
Help justice prevail by arming yourself with the tactical self defense pen. This fully functional refillable pen features a sturdy aircraft aluminum frame and comes with a DNA catcher – to help police accurately identify your attacker – alongside a built in handcuff key.
Stockpile firewood in a fraction of the time with this easy log splitting axe at your side. The bold design of this tool shifts the center of mass to the side so that you generate rotational torque as you drive the axe downward in order to split the log using less force.
See what Hogwarts house you’d be placed in if you attended the renowned school of wizardry with this Harry Potter real talking sorting hat. Simply place the hat on your head, press the button, and listen as the hat sorts you into your Hogwarts house.
Fill your future astronaut’s room with wonder and quaint ambient lighting using this awesomely designed space shuttle blastoff lamp. Standing at 11-inches, this eye-catching lamp will give any bedroom a relaxing red orange glow that won’t overpower the eyes.
Add some quaint ambient lighting and natural beauty to your bedroom with this cute mushroom night light. This whimsical night light is styled like a little curved mushroom that looks like it’s growing straight out from the wall socket, making it ideal for any kid’s bedroom.
If you’re the type who doesn’t like to sleep alone, the cozy weighted blanket is just for you! This 100% organic cotton wool blanket weighs 25 pounds which makes it feel like you’re constantly getting hugged by this snuggly blanket – resulting in a comfy night’s sleep.
Keep an ace up your sleeve in the event the unthinkable occurs by packing this 10-in-1 emergency survival gear kit. This compact kit houses a multitude of must-have tools for survival like a flint stone, a compass, a multi-function knife and much more.
The giant bag of marshmallows. When you absolutely, positively got to rot every healthy tooth in your mouth, accept no substitutes. This enormous bag gives you eight pounds of sugar, corn syrup, and other processed ingredients to make your heart smile and your teeth decay.